Phone Call from the Governor - New forum reality show

Every night for the next, well let's be honest, night, I'll be posting the titles, authors and a precis of threads soon destined to drop off the forum forever, having never received a single reply. YOUR votes will decided which I ttt and who gets saved.

Tonight's selection

$1bn (£605m) of gold... -  The Leopard
The wreck of HMS Victory has been found and The Leopard wants to raise a team of chit-chatters to beat the salvagers to the gold.
[how this didn't get any replies in the first place is a mystery to me, presumably some truck driver was asking for advice on what underwear to wear]

Jamelia - Partridge 
She should shut up apparently.

ant and dec-innuendo ads - Mully 
It's that old change a word a bit in another thread title ruse, although he doesn't seem to like them very much.

(peter) - Mully (again)
Something about favourite MSN emoticons that I don't understand.

Fargo on 311 - (NAP) 
He is pleased by this.

Tombstones for the 21st C - Hank Hill 
He finds this hard to believe, whatever it was.