What was your first loves name ?

Dave

Eve

Not saying. It's too unusual.

Mr Glencross, maths and PE

strange combo

Fluffy......

Sister Bernadette

At Primary School I had a phase where I liked Girls and used to have a crush on Christine Hall, who moved to Canterbury and Rita Abbs who emigrated to Oz. ( I didn't take those departures personally.

At an All-Boys Grammar School I straightened out and at 14 liked the look of Andy Bradbury and can you POSITIVELY imagine my joy when I found out that his family had a caravan on the Sunset Site, Thanet Way just before Whitstable as we had caravans at Seasalter next door. I only visited him once and decided that, for some reason, I really liked Blonde-haired Girls rather than fair-haired boys and reverted to my original Female preference happily thereafter.

Snap 'arry

My first love was Christine Hall she ended up in Suffolk.

Celeste

Lorraine
P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang

do wah

Oiyz

Sarah.

mr winkle Joined: 10 Aug 10 12:29   
Snap 'arry

My first love was Christine Hall  she ended up in Suffolk

Describe your "Christine" Winks!

Good Lord, no single woman deserves the 'attentions' of you two reprobates!

Tell me it ain't so

gives a whole new meaning to Bermuda triangle

I only knew him as Mr Fresh

Christine, still walking at me
Still talking at me
Christine, such a sense of loss
And the baby cried
Christine, Christine

And the whole world dragged us down
And the whole world turned aside

Christine, you're in deep, pristine
With a god-like glow
Christine, Christine,
Heart and the glory and me
Chaos and the big sea

Christine, still walking at me
Still talking at me
Christine, Christine, Christine

And the whole world dragged us down
Not a sonnet not a sound
And the whole world turned aside
The cruelest hand just turned an eye

Mrs Thatcher

Mr Winkle was your first love  Christine at the weekends and Chris during the week days by any chance ?

Angelina

olivia

Stretch Armstrong 
Mr Winkle was your first love  Christine at the weekends and Chris during the week days by any chance ?

DO I SOUND LIKE A FACKING POOF ?!?!?!

Describe your "Christine" Winks!

Same size as my wife (a fraction under 5 feet tall)
Ash blonde hair (my wife dyes her light brown hair with blonde streaks)
blueish green almond shaped eyes (my mrs has got blueish green eyes, but not almond shaped)
Slim with a nice figure (same as my wife)
18 months younger than me (my wife is 15 years younger than me)

only joking

coont

uncle harry

DO I SOUND LIKE A FACKING POOF ?!?!?!

'Paging Dr Freud. Dr Freud to the restricted ward, please.'

Monique

Helen.

I remember it well, everyone used to sit on the bus waiting for her to come out of the girls school next to ours. Never seen legs like em Fate threw us together at an inter-schools day out

Saw her the other day and she hasn't aged well, and has two kids by two different fellas.

MrFresh     10 Aug 10 11:51 
Dave

pmsl

None of the good looking girls in my school are still good looking. Mingers one and all. Facebook certainly has'nt done them any favours. Some things are best left to the imagination.

Not many on here had first loves then

Quelle surprise.

You can answer 'sock' if you want to, nobody will care.

Natasha, I should have married her but I was a bit of a lunatic in those days, not the mild mannered chap that I am now

Porky

The woman in the nimble advert. one off the wrist every time.

Pamela five fingers.

spanking the monkey

the 5 fingered widow.
shaking hands with the unemployed

To the tume of Honeybus' "I Can't Let Maggie Go" the girl in the 1970's Nimble advert.

Adam....as in Ant.

annie as in crags

I didn't stop to ask.

chocolate and crisps.

Miss Jones during detention twice a week.

Not telling ...it would get me into trouble ..

jean from Stevenage,we worked at the ABC cinema way back when

heard she was easy

well they didn't wear knickers capt the girls in Stevenage lets put it that way

Carol Howell at junior school.

I was absolutely besotted with her, from age eight, to when we left for secondary school.

I lusted after her when doing "movement", in her vest and pants, and was torn apart when her family moved away!

Essex

Great to see many oldtimers back.

dolly..
I will go to the poly ticks forum

Falling in love must be the worst thing a man can do, it is liking giving a Stanley Knife to a woman
and saying please start cutting bits off me...in my case she obliged

Sex is the culprit, the worst thing ever invented, but so irresistible. They complain about Heroin, it has nothing on sex.

Rosemary Saunders from 2 doors up.
She married someone else, emigrated to Australia and died a couple of years later in a car accident.

Reckon I had a lucky escape.

Angela Marriot... face of an angel. sat 2 desks away from me at junior school.

Aug 10, 2016 -- 10:00PM, Knight Commander wrote:

Rosemary Saunders from 2 doors up.She married someone else, emigrated to Australia and died a couple of years later in a car accident.Reckon I had a lucky escape.

How?

Mary,i use to lie in her arms.

sparky,marvellous stiff!

If she gave you a BJ ...does that count ?

Dunlaying.

crags - if we'd stayed together I might have had to go to Australia

A stocky girl with an unusual name. She was called Fixedodds Betty-Terminal, I called her FOBT.

She was an unforgiving type but would provide me moments of orgasmic joy.

No matter where I was in the country I'd always ensure I never left her side for too long, and I used to spend hours and hours with her at a time, just the two of us locked in our own thoughts and me focusing all my attention on her.

Sadly I realised after a turbulent few years in our relationship that she was taking me for granted and I was the one making all the effort.

If I'm honest I think she only wanted me for my money.

Alice,always laugh when I hear the song Living Next Door to Ailce !

Aug 11, 2016 -- 3:10PM, Knight Commander wrote:

crags - if we'd stayed together I might have had to go to Australia

What's wrong with that? Life wouldn't have panned out the same for you both as it did with the man she married. No doubt she'd be alive now.

crags - it was a joke

So, you were joking about maybe having to go to Australia? What did you mean about have a lucky escape in your first post? Or was that a joke as well?   Not very funny

I was joking about not having to go to Australia crags

crags bit touchy annie must be giving him hard time or not

Maybe he's an Aussie - poor chap

I often wonder whether my first boyfriend is on betfair.

I sometimes use old boyfriend's names as passwords/user names, but I was shocked when I put it up for betfair and it had been taken, the whole of his not very common surname and his first name!

Min Jita ?

A young Thai girl called yu wan appy ending

TAC was going to use a man's name on here?

Well, if the cap fits

Jane Cowell.

Many a stolen kiss in junior school.

I bet that ended your teaching career pretty sharpish

Tenner

Aug 12, 2016 -- 12:32AM, charwell. wrote:

Jane Cowell.Many a stolen kiss in junior school.

Aug 12, 2016 -- 10:10AM, MC560 dn wrote:

I bet that ended your teaching career pretty sharpish

Got the right quote this time!

'Betfair'

medium to full GOC, superb value at £8 a bottle if you buy a case. Don't be put off by it being their own brand they know their suppliers.
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http://www.bbr.com/products-37885-2014-berry-bros-and-rudd-good-ordinary-claret

oops

you suffer from Gout bert ?

not yet

I suffer from gout and it is not much fun.