The Top Ten Bellends in Britian

James cordon

http://www.bellenden.co.uk//

must be up there

People who can't even spell Britain.

graham norton
gordon brown
andy murray
noel gallagher
brian sewell
heston blumenthal
simon cowell
arsene wenger
alex reid
tams loup

you

The one on the end of my penis....

So a second nomination for Graham Norton then?

lol

Diane Abbott
Dizzee Rascal
David Lammy
Davina McCall
David Cameron
D1ckie Dimbleby
Dermot Murnaghan
and 3 others that begin with D

Dermot O'Leary - there's one

dave lee travis

it is my ambition to be the first to propose Graham Norton on one of these threads.  I doubt I shall ever be quick enough.

Nick Griffin
Jamie Redknapp
Jim Davidson
Prince Phillip
John Terry
Russel Bartlet
Adam Boulton
All past and present big brother contestants
Richard Littlejohn


All of the above come from the tw@t farm.

All past and present big brother contestants

Even the black one who won it ?

jamie redknapp
alex the old wrinkled retainer
mark lawrenson
garth crooks
alan carr
jeremy kyle
steven gerrard
ashley cole
that tw@t off that sh1t dancing programme, brendan?
graeme83

I'd say Russell Brand, but that bellend has gone to the US. Good riddance.

(Hi) Steve (Love the Show) Wright.

Danny Dyer will be SEETHING if he escapes a nomination here.

Kieran Dyer

There's some bloke/girl on the snooker thread called Valero who I wouldn't mind nominating if that's ok?

The following gentlemen might possibly be rampaging through the streets in seething rage if they are overlooked for a Top Ten place :

Anton du Berk

Austin Healey

Darren Gough

all 'stars' of flagship BBC programme 'The Hole In The Wall'

Of our political classes, a few names would be sure to figure amongst the 'first name on the Bellend teamsheet' :

Alastair Campbell
Phil Woolar se
Ed Balls

Mandelson (Nap)

Loads of bellends on this thread that I agree with.
Another one is Derek Acorah and any other psychic liar for that matter.
Hate those people.

Alan Carr is no longer with us.

Tony Beak

I think jon snow, richard Bacon and Mathew Banister will take some beating.

Matt Dawson, his ugly mug seems to be everywhere and his false bonhomie irks on me a great deal.

Derek Acorah and any other psychic liar for that matter.

Met this guy once two years ago,came away convinced he told fib's,funny how people believe his bullsh1te,it did make me laugh though.

No1,bellend in the UK is Gayum Norton,also that twit Matt Baker from the farming program......... completely false,strikes me as forgetting who he really is.How could we forget super tw@t Robbie Williams

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Mandelson (Nap) 

  seconded

Noel Edmonds
Vernon Kay
Tim Lovejoy

as new entries pls

Ok. It's now time for the Elephant in the Room.

NICK CLEGG.

There. I've said it.

Ian "Wrighty" Wright.

Matthew Wright

None of the TV chefs getting a look-in ? 

They could fill a Top Ten on their own, with special mention for the former Rangers FC player who captained them when they won the World Cup. Or something like that.

Jonathan Woss and Davina Macall joint top rated

barrowman (nap)

Struggling to get it down to ten - could easily do a hundred but amazed Pete Doherty not mentioned.

Khan

ant n dec
simon cowell and all his puppets

Derren Brown could probably put together a 'TV Event' whereby he filled all ten places.

Ross 'The Glove Puppet' Kemp a shokking omission

All the chavs playing for the England football team

tim westwood is a glaring omission

I like Westwood,I'm going to big him up something crazy

Thats the way it goes down

I'll leave James Corden off the list, as his status as a Five Star, Grade A, 24 Carat Bellend is now pretty much official.

Paul McCartney
Paddy McGuuiness
Jonathan Ross
Peter Kay
Phil Thomson
Lenny Henry
Justin Lee Collins
Ford Kiernan
Chris Moyles
Steve McFadden
Cliff Richard

and the ladies

Davina McCall
Ruby Wax
Fearne Cotton
Edith Bowman
Cilla Black

CJ from Eggheads, Vanessa Feltz, Kerry Katona, Jo Wiley

potatohead with an epic little list there imo

jonathon ross (the chat show one i dont mind him on the film programme)
piers morgan if you ask him he will tell hyou he is the biggest most popular bellend amongst celebrities in britain
ricky gervais always seems to be an insecure little bellend as it goes but he is funny.. unsure here
Dane bowersalways seems to be a bit of a cnt
rafa benitez has to be here although sadly left our shores to show the italians his comedy genius
john terry do i really need to explain this one there is even very recent 'form'
tony blair see john terry
johnny marr classic bellend for not letting us have a few more smiths albums
andrew marrprobably harsh but he always seems immensely pleased with himself
Will 'loves him' Self what an abs cnt this man is, self obsessed, smug, has a gace id love to punch repeatedly while he whines in that nasal tone about how awesome he is

Good shout Potatohead, can't believe I missed Jo Whiley.  Consider her added to the list.

placepot selections (trying to catch up with some outsiders)

Katie Price
John Prescott
Martin Lewis
Dr. Hilary
Patrick Kielty

Can't belive our beloved land is so rich in bellends

Sir Fred Goodwin.

What about those two asian birds that are always banging on about human rights.
The ugly one with the scarf on its napper, that looks like the singer nana mouskouri,  usually be found whipping up the uaf hate mob. and then the quite fit shammy something that would get my bellend.

shammyleather chukkerbutti

dog.

All of Loose Women, Kyle,Bleakley,Chiles

James Corden
Clancy (NAP)

TERRY BUTCHER (ever present and excels himself in this position)

John Terry
David James

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Matt Dawson, his ugly mug seems to be everywhere and his false bonhomie irks on me a great deal.

seconded complete c0ck

Ainsley Harriott.  For all ten places.

Rishie "jack off all trades, master of none" Persaud

Lesley Graham

the stuck up **** who does the 'fashion' on bbc at ascot.

fiona phillips

John "OAF" Prescot.

Whoever employed Adenbayor as a pundit and didn't also put up subtitles.

Chris Eubanks.

MOD walla who didn't supply proper Body Armour to Army at first.

Prince Charles.

Govt official who is ruling to Judges to "Don't jail muggers,etc".

Alistair Darling mainly for not making it the First £175k on ANY house sale.

All the HIP's moneygrabbing consultants , now thankfully out of a job.

Bankers

Insurance Con men + women.Salespeople.
Insurance Con men + women.Who draw up the Non-payout clauses.
Insurance Con men + women..who look for the Non-payout clauses during a claim.

Signing in

good shout Joe. Forgot about the Prince Of Wales.

Michael Winner
Leo Sayer
Mystic Hag
Victoria Beckham

graham norton

Lily Allen (shocking omission) and her Dad.

Bank Workers - top brass by some way but the call centre staff must wonder where they ent wrong in life when all they have is the ability to repeat numerous times "these are valid charges".

Heroin dealers have morerespect.

Will the ING ER LAND footie team be on here tonight ?

they're on the brink Herr Winkle.

That complete bellend that does the drive show with Goughy on Taksport

ENGLAND escape this thread by beating the mighty Slovenia

i'll give you 70,033

Man Utd 1st team
Man Utd reserve team
Man Utd youth team

and 70,000 bellends who go to Old trafford to watch them

howard, from halifax ads

People who don't know how to find lottery numbers imo

...and anyone that takes too long at a cash machine, they have been around long enough now for EVERYONE to know how to use them. If you are going to take ages go at 4am in the morning or something. Oh and yes, you can do more than one transaction at once and you don't have to keep taking the same card in and out and you don't really need that receipt do you?

Bellends of The Highest Order.

Piers Morgan - smarmy git 

People who type 4am im the morning.

Joey Barton just texted me to say that if someone doesn't nominate Craig Bellamy soon, he will be round to all your houses with cigars to put out in your eyes.

People who can't spell 'in'

tractor driver with a mile long mass of seething drivers behind him and who takes great pleasure in not going into any laybys to let em pass

People who have a bowl of cereal at their desk in work every morning.  It shouldn't really bother me but for some reason it really does.  Just get up ten minutes earlier and have a bowl at home FFS.

used to work with a bloke who used to take the cream off half a dozen pints of milk for his cereal in the morning. We used to have a crate delivered every morning.
He also used to get the boss's Radio Times off the paper boy before the boss came in and photocopy it all.
He was a prize bellend.

Was it Alan Sugar ?

its been a while it needs updating

jeremy corbyn
fearne cotton
vernon kay
the little bald bloke on mock the week
katie price
jamie carragher
stephen bear
arsene wenger
the cast of eastenders
simon cowel
craig revel horwood
lily allen
amber rudd

Is this the market without  Boris Johnson?

sir Garfield barlow and that other tw0t sir Garfield Malone, one more choir and I"ll go

yes boris makes the frame

Corbyn
Abbott
McDonnell

Uri Geller

Chris Moyles SEETHING at lack of nominations

Brian Sewell mentioned earlier in a list passed away some years ago now. I assume it's only people who are still around?

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