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Graeme83 (NAP)
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If many chit chatters were found by the authorities they'd be sectioned to a secure psychiatric unit. Forever.
A lot more would be placed under 24 hour surveillance. |
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forum upgrades have certainly pushed some chit chatters towards the edge.
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Well, he is a good guitarist.
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HIHM required.
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Absolutely ridiculous thread
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Read the paper - humdrum
Henley Regatta - page one Eat die - ho hum Page three - big bum Giving a lunatic a loaded gun He walks - others run Thirty dead - no fun Foreigners feature as figures of fun Do something destructive chum Sit right down - write a letter to the Sun Say... "Bring back hangin' for everyone" The took my advice - they brought it back National costume was all-over-black There were corpses in the avenues and cul-de-sacs Piled up neatly in six-man stacks Hanging from the traffic lights and specially made racks They'd hang you for incontinence and fiddling your tax Failure to hang yourself justified the axe A deedely dee, a deedely dum Looks like they brought back hangin' for everyone The novelty's gone - it's hell This place is a - death cell The constant clang of the funeral bells Those who aren't hanging are hanging someone else The peoples pay - the paper sells It's plug ugly - sub-animal yells Death is unsightly - death smells Swingin' Britain - don't put me on They're gonna bring back the rope for everyone |
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Excellent - John Cooper Clarke
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i think the one who has started
www.tompettyisgod.co.uk has gone right round the twist [:p] |
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How do you know if hasn't already happened? It could have been the forum change that was the last straw for Derrick Bird.
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Schalke 04 (NAP)
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again?
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selina ..can we have 'kung fu' or the daily express poem please ...
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I always liked this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FsA3zDZNWk |
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WALOFS
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When I go beserk it won't be a gun, it'll be with a sword and war axe, honouring valhalla.
And a dictionary, as I always thought it had two 'r's in it. |