which would you choose

During a visit to the mental
asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer
a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to emptythe bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.    "A normal person would use
thebucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."










  "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.    Do you
   want a bed near the window?"