Hotel Chit-chat Forum for the lads.

On a dark dreary monday
Dandruff in my hair
Warm smell of pot noodle
Rising up through the air
Up ahead on the monitor
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood on my home page
I could buy or sell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then I lit up a benson
And she showed me the way
There were voices on the specials board
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Chitchatforum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Chitchatforum
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Their mind's are definitely twisted
They got women who are men
They got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That they call friends
How they tap on their keyboards
Sweet summer sweat
Some type with one hand
Some type to forget
So I called up financials
Please bring me my whine
They said
We haven't had a post in here since 1999
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Chitchatforum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Chitchatforum
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your filthy lies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Where Lendus keeps his mice
And they said
We are all just prisoners here
with our tails in a vice
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
He wires them up to his nipple clamps
But he just can't kill the beasts
Last thing I remember
a summer quiz at my door
I had to google the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the glimmer man
It's nearly new year's eve
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave