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I have just received a copy of yesterday's banned thread from a mate.
I won't name the substance that they were recommending for unwanted intruders in their garden but you will all know what it is.
It is a fact that up to 10,000 cats AND DOGS are killed every year by consuming small quantities of this substance.
DOGS IN PARTICULAR are attracted by it because of it's sweet taste, and a few sips will prove deadly.
A little research before your idiotic comments would have revealed this fact.
Hope you are proud of yourselves, you utter tools.
I won't name the substance that they were recommending for unwanted intruders in their garden but you will all know what it is.
It is a fact that up to 10,000 cats AND DOGS are killed every year by consuming small quantities of this substance.
DOGS IN PARTICULAR are attracted by it because of it's sweet taste, and a few sips will prove deadly.
A little research before your idiotic comments would have revealed this fact.
Hope you are proud of yourselves, you utter tools.
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i asked a bloke i know how he was doing last night, he replied...'still marching through the clouds of wisdom'
We have another tip for killing cats, thanks Chit Chat:
canaryboy 09 Apr 00:56
alcohol is *extremely* toxic to cats. For example, a tablespoon (approximately 15ml, less than a single shot) of whiskey is enough to kill the average cat.
Don't know about anyone else, but it's certainly given me an idea.
canaryboy 09 Apr 00:56
alcohol is *extremely* toxic to cats. For example, a tablespoon (approximately 15ml, less than a single shot) of whiskey is enough to kill the average cat.
Don't know about anyone else, but it's certainly given me an idea.
Ken Masters 09 Apr 10:03
We have another tip for killing cats, thanks Chit Chat:
canaryboy 09 Apr 00:56
alcohol is *extremely* toxic to cats. For example, a tablespoon (approximately 15ml, less than a single shot) of whiskey is enough to kill the average cat.
Don't know about anyone else, but it's certainly given me an idea.
We have another tip for killing cats, thanks Chit Chat:
canaryboy 09 Apr 00:56
alcohol is *extremely* toxic to cats. For example, a tablespoon (approximately 15ml, less than a single shot) of whiskey is enough to kill the average cat.
Don't know about anyone else, but it's certainly given me an idea.
You're saying that instead of getting drunk last night I could have killed 30 cats? Food for thought.
Can I suggest a "Ken Masters, Fresh and Al Bionic are irresponsible idiots" thread
cannyman 24 May 12:44
Fresh 24 May 12:40
Great thread
canny- how is it irresponsible to say that a poisonous substance would poison something
Because if it puts the idea in JUST ONE head, the outcome could be a disaster.
Is that clear?
Totally agree Cannyman.
Fresh 24 May 12:40
Great thread
canny- how is it irresponsible to say that a poisonous substance would poison something
Because if it puts the idea in JUST ONE head, the outcome could be a disaster.
Is that clear?
Totally agree Cannyman.
a disaster for whom? oh, nobody, just a few poo machines. Get some flamin perspective the lot of you.
took me ages to read the whole of this thread , and i had a little chuckle at the end there :)
THEY WATCH FILMS LIKE CHAIN SAW MASAKER,THEY SHOULD WATCH WIZARD OF OZZ ,AND BE CONSEEENTIOUS
about time, the man is clearly off his rocker. hopefully it will give him time to reflect on his behaviour
he's still here lol
and he was banned for telling a cat hater to get aids LOL
and he was banned for telling a cat hater to get aids LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Cannyman has been spotted trying to escape from his Cyberspace ban....
http://www.free-stuff.co.uk/Free_Screen_Cleaner.swf
http://www.free-stuff.co.uk/Free_Screen_Cleaner.swf
I've just re-read the first couple of pages, hilarious stuff
i can't even remember what the 'substance' was!
i can't even remember what the 'substance' was!
is anti freeze generally available in all good stockists?
i've lived with with a cat and a dog since i started this thread. i do hope no dogs were harmed during the making of it.
i've lived with with a cat and a dog since i started this thread. i do hope no dogs were harmed during the making of it.
obviously, there were humans there as well. that needs to be made clear.
Al Bionic 24 May 11:08
Actually I did kick the **** out of a doberman once when it went for my dog when I was in my late teens/earlky twenties. So technically I have harmed an animal.
sparkmaster. 24 May 11:09
for 'doberman' read 'poodle'.
lol
Actually I did kick the **** out of a doberman once when it went for my dog when I was in my late teens/earlky twenties. So technically I have harmed an animal.
sparkmaster. 24 May 11:09
for 'doberman' read 'poodle'.
lol
he's enjoying the break, says the house is spick and span.
No, it will be headline news when that sad day comes, assuming I outlive her of course.
only joking old chap, i hope she lives a long and happy life.
I remember when I was younger and I had an air rifle, any animal entered my back yard at its own peril and some even managed to escape!
Simple rules round my way if you want to keep your pet then keep it the hell out of my garden.
Simple rules round my way if you want to keep your pet then keep it the hell out of my garden.
so you shot an animal, just because it entered your terrritory! wac
An animal entered his 'back yard'. 
No wonder he shot it to avoid being blackmailed.
No wonder he shot it to avoid being blackmailed.
Must be a northerner, southerners don't have back yards, they have gardens.
That is okay, mr winkle. The thread I want is after that. Is it possible to retrieve it?
fook me this was a classic..both good p[osters but freshy did lose the plot
Red did he ever have the plot in the first place to lose? I thought he was a very strange individual personally.
Al Bionic Joined: 08 Aug 03
Replies: 469 24 May 08 10:28
I'm a model, you know what I mean and I shake my little touche on the catwalk, ah the cat walk yeah.
Replies: 469 24 May 08 10:28
I'm a model, you know what I mean and I shake my little touche on the catwalk, ah the cat walk yeah.
What happened to Al Bionic's sidekick, nestor?
annie 04 Jul 10 17:25
That is okay, mr winkle. The thread I want is after that. Is it possible to retrieve it?
If you know the rough date it's relatively easy to find.
http://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/forum/view/94038/165686/Chit_Chat?pg=178
in the example above, page 178 is January 1st.
Work your way around the last 6 months by changing the page number.
Simples.
That is okay, mr winkle. The thread I want is after that. Is it possible to retrieve it?
If you know the rough date it's relatively easy to find.
http://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/forum/view/94038/165686/Chit_Chat?pg=178
in the example above, page 178 is January 1st.
Work your way around the last 6 months by changing the page number.
Simples.
Thank you, mr winkle.
What if the thread I want is on the racing forum?
What if the thread I want is on the racing forum?
I changed the words 'chit_chat' to 'horse_racing', but it didn't work.
I got this message :
'Sorry, you cannot access this forum. Please go back'
Perhaps somebody on the horse racing forum knows how to go back.
I got this message :
'Sorry, you cannot access this forum. Please go back'
Perhaps somebody on the horse racing forum knows how to go back.
The latest AL was not the original was he? Seemed like 2 completely different characters.
Funnily enough I thought about this thread when the antifreeze came up on Aunty's thread. lol
You must like this thread fishy. Twice you've brought it back. 
Very funny post by sparky, bless him
Al Bionic
24 May 08 10:08
Joined: 08 Aug 03
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Actually I did kick the ** out of a doberman once when it went for my dog when I was in my late teens/earlky twenties. So technically I have harmed an animal.
sparkmaster.
sparkmaster.
24 May 08 10:09
Joined: 07 Aug 01
| Topic/replies: 17,361 | Blogger: sparkmaster.'s blog
for 'doberman' read 'poodle'.
Al Bionic
24 May 08 10:08
Joined: 08 Aug 03
| Topic/replies: 469 | Blogger: Al Bionic's blog
Actually I did kick the ** out of a doberman once when it went for my dog when I was in my late teens/earlky twenties. So technically I have harmed an animal.
sparkmaster.
sparkmaster.
24 May 08 10:09
Joined: 07 Aug 01
| Topic/replies: 17,361 | Blogger: sparkmaster.'s blog
for 'doberman' read 'poodle'.
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