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Recently I've found myself wanting in the reddies department, solely due to Betfair. This has caused me to do something I know deeply regret. My Boss made it clear to me quite sometime ago that he wanted more than a working relationship. Recently he found out about my gambling troubles due to me leaving my PC on at lunch and uncovering my 500 matched bet on some old dirtbox at Market Rasen. He sat me down for a chat and explained that all my troubles could disapear with one slick movement of my flies. After consideration and study of my bet history there was only one decision I could make......I had to take that beast and ride it like I was on a shorty in the Broklesby. It is safe to say my account is now solvent but my rectum has been puntured. This is a warning to you all, as you too could be sat here in a travel lodge, wishing you had never laid Barney Curley gamble to be placed. Good luck, happy punting brothers.
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Nearly split my sides laughing at swag's posts. Brilliant.
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:09
laying down having a dirty greasy man enjoy you because you fancy one strong in the first at towcester that in hindsight due to breeding wouldnt stay 2mile 2 in a taxi is harder to swallow than a gobful of his able (seamen)
Move over, Shakespeare...
laying down having a dirty greasy man enjoy you because you fancy one strong in the first at towcester that in hindsight due to breeding wouldnt stay 2mile 2 in a taxi is harder to swallow than a gobful of his able (seamen)
Move over, Shakespeare...
class...finally something worth reading on chit chat
my account is now solvent but my rectum has been puntured
:^0
:^0
so im stuck in an awkward situation getting drilled every thursday when his wifes at self defense classes.
I really hope every detail of this was true. I'm gonna note the author of this thread for the future, for when I need a belly laugh :)
I really hope every detail of this was true. I'm gonna note the author of this thread for the future, for when I need a belly laugh :)
theswagbag 15 Apr 20:49
i didnt want to bore you with all the details.
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.. :^0 :^0
i didnt want to bore you with all the details.
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April/Summer, Iran/Iraq ;)
Didn't pay total attention, but seemed to remember at the time that it was a year old, give or take a few months.
I love a good read SDK. That's all I love...
Didn't pay total attention, but seemed to remember at the time that it was a year old, give or take a few months.
I love a good read SDK. That's all I love...
gobbling that veiney bangstick are playing the Pyramid stage at this years Glastonbury by all accounts.
cracks me up. are all threads as good as this on betfair?
1st time I have read this - an excellent read, whatever became of the original poster/storyteller?? -
The year could not have started better than with the return of this gem.
He got done by laying one coming from the rear when not expected.
Sadly he had to repeat the excercise and it was expected.
Sadly he had to repeat the excercise and it was expected.
best of it is you could have avoided all this didnt you ever think to lay spencer
keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:39
How much do you owe exactly?
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:40
the best part of 12 ton and i owe my jacksy a lifes time of forgiveness
:^0
How much do you owe exactly?
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:40
the best part of 12 ton and i owe my jacksy a lifes time of forgiveness
:^0
Spencer apparantly doesnt pay as well as his boss did!
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:22
why am i lying friend?? im sat here dabbing my arse hole with frozen cotton wool and your calling me a liar.
thats nasty and now i feel even worse.
but on a brighter note ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
Quality threead this. pmsl at times. :-)
why am i lying friend?? im sat here dabbing my arse hole with frozen cotton wool and your calling me a liar.
thats nasty and now i feel even worse.
but on a brighter note ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
Quality threead this. pmsl at times. :-)
dont know how to get threads back,but noble warriors by tony montana is well worth a read.
I remember the 'noble warriors' thread too - very funny indeed.
someone get the noble warriors thread back up please.
look on the bright side if ever you lose your job you have qualifications to become a rent boy
Best I've read was by FARTHOUSE! on the tennis. Had me in tears at times.
That waa a good un by farthouse. Van this and that.
theswagbag 16 Apr 14:04
iam sick!!! just had a bottle (200) on a hound banged out , went 4 clear to get nabbed on the jamstick!!!
finished me, now im going to be getting the jamstick!
monies money
one chance left had a 80 on one in the 2nd need this otherwise im for the cumberland
pmsl :^0
iam sick!!! just had a bottle (200) on a hound banged out , went 4 clear to get nabbed on the jamstick!!!
finished me, now im going to be getting the jamstick!
monies money
one chance left had a 80 on one in the 2nd need this otherwise im for the cumberland
pmsl :^0
there was one on chit chat-about some bloke fancying a girl-but she said she would only have sex with him if it was a 3some with his mate-and wanted to know what should he do
he made a comment about her being a real nice girl-cracked me up :^0
he made a comment about her being a real nice girl-cracked me up :^0
The first page especially of this fred is **íng hilarious.
if i never ttt this back in the day it would have been forgotten.
DIMIS IREGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENTS 14 May 02:16
if i never ttt this back in the day it would have been forgotten.
Thinly veiled "I deserve all the credit for doing very little work" post, imo.
if i never ttt this back in the day it would have been forgotten.
Thinly veiled "I deserve all the credit for doing very little work" post, imo.
i just want recognition. that is all
I might give you a winning rugby league tip over the next few weeks. Is that not recognition enough?
while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
lol
lol
i was sat in the back of his fiat punto gobbling that veiney bangstick like the clappers until i got my crackle back.
Shakespearean!
Shakespearean!
Can't believe I missed this.
What happened to the poor chap?
What happened to the poor chap?
I like how angry keithstarwaxa gets about the whole situation on the first couple of page.
I bet him and Charlie Stubbs/The Jackal were rounding up wor posse man to track the swagbag down and give him a kicking.
I bet him and Charlie Stubbs/The Jackal were rounding up wor posse man to track the swagbag down and give him a kicking.
I had to take that beast and ride it like I was on a shorty in the Broklesby.
:^0
You're a guy???
:^0
You're a guy???
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:22
ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
Suicidal pace :^0
ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
Suicidal pace :^0
theswagbag Joined: 03 Apr 07
Replies: 13 15 Apr 07 20:22
why am i lying friend?? im sat here dabbing my arse hole with frozen cotton wool and your calling me a liar.
thats nasty and now i feel even worse.
but on a brighter note ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
Replies: 13 15 Apr 07 20:22
why am i lying friend?? im sat here dabbing my arse hole with frozen cotton wool and your calling me a liar.
thats nasty and now i feel even worse.
but on a brighter note ive got one to get on early tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at a suicidal pace
this reminds me of a post a few years back in the good old chit chat days.
A total of 13 posts to his name and it's still going 7 year later.
Has this ever been done before?
Has this ever been done before?
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