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Recently I've found myself wanting in the reddies department, solely due to Betfair. This has caused me to do something I know deeply regret. My Boss made it clear to me quite sometime ago that he wanted more than a working relationship. Recently he found out about my gambling troubles due to me leaving my PC on at lunch and uncovering my 500 matched bet on some old dirtbox at Market Rasen. He sat me down for a chat and explained that all my troubles could disapear with one slick movement of my flies. After consideration and study of my bet history there was only one decision I could make......I had to take that beast and ride it like I was on a shorty in the Broklesby. It is safe to say my account is now solvent but my rectum has been puntured. This is a warning to you all, as you too could be sat here in a travel lodge, wishing you had never laid Barney Curley gamble to be placed. Good luck, happy punting brothers.
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i bet you loved it really
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WFM.
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you sl ag
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ok film slow , but ok..
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wtf?
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lololol.. wrong thread..
ew :) :) |
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thats what you get for trading without pictures...
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even funnier reading back..
ew :) :) :) |
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very funny
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ROFPMSL@ EW :^0 :^0
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he can take 500 out of my ar$e if he wants but i am not lowering my standards and staying in a travelodge
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yeah me two redbag , classic co ck up..
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i gather from your comments you feel im having a laugh but i can asure you im not.
i didnt want to bore you with all the details. I remember like it was yesterday when i heard it was hock deep at uttoxeter and to go over the distances @ 37.5 and it all went wrong. made up 12. i was sat in the back of his fiat punto gobbling that veiney bangstick like the clappers until i got my crackle back. take it serious im in a bad way! got no doe for the trap challenge tomorrow to get me out of this evil mess! |
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:D
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thread of the year imo
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Worst. Thread. Ever.
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A good honest fred.
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Let GA know. If this doesn't put off losing gamblers, nothing will!
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proper **. how much did he give you?
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so to get this straight.
ur male? ur boss is male? u took c o c k 4 money? |
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my life appears to be a joke.. hahaha laying down having a dirty greasy man enjoy you because you fancy one strong in the first at towcester that in hindsight due to breeding wouldnt stay 2mile 2 in a taxi is harder to swallow than a gobful of his able (seamen)
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i just cant believe this story
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did you have whats known in the trade as a "reverse forecast?"
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or do it each way
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get pics and blackmail him
is he married?? |
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or any to come
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this punting game is hard work!!!!!! one in the hands worth two hand shandies in the back of a punto by the sounds
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Had on you're a bloke?
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One up the bum..........no harm done.
Never believed that maxim either. |
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Do you want to know a real jinx , i was listening to this tune, saw a thread on greyhound forum and found this thread "LAST NIGHT"!! (Spooky, glad i am a busker and have no boss!!).
Tune :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZWYm6Dtnk&mode=related&search= ps - No word of a lie about the tune!! GL, All the best and take care, Larr. |
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by next years grand national i reckon he'd have swallowed more seamen than the bermuda triangle
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Funny thread. Well done.
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pmsl larrence
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lilo , true m8, uncanny (i am not the boss remember!!).
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yes im glad people are seeing my side and before everyone starts saying im a shirtlifter im not.
I was hoping to be a pro punter by the end of the year and it hasnt gone to plan so im stuck in an awkward situation getting drilled every thursday when his wifes at self defense classes. All i want to do is get my bank up so i can lay 1 a race and make enough to survive even at the cost of my dignity |
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is this story for real???
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go on the game then
easy money |
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Get your back up more like....................or backside to be precise.
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the swagbag has been a member for 12 days........
LIAR |