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I do enjoy getting my mates to test out my none existant electric window safety pressure sensor and watch them panic as it crushes their fingers.

Good Joke

I told my mate his shoelace was undone.

Was it not really undone??? :0

Flamethrower through letterbox

some cracking ideas here. :)

No, that's the funny thing. Both his laces were done up.

Makes me crease up just thinking about it.

When our Daughter was born I carried her into the kitchen and tripped and threw her towards my mate, he dived full length to catch her but couldnt quite reach.
You shouldve seen his face when he realised it was a doll.
Threatened to smash my f@cking head in the next time I go near him.
I almost p!ssed myself.
Also got the little sh!t from next door with a football filled with sand, nearly broke his foot and legged it into his mam crying his eyes out.

A good one is in the office to plug in your mouse to the computer opposite you under the desk.

I am going to put permanent marker pens in Dilly's smash tray.

i dressed up as bin laden, put on a rucksack filled with ticking clocks, and walked into the local police station chanting "death to the infidels"

I put real bullets in Marvin Gaye Senior's gun.

Whoops.

I paid a tramp £20 to suck my mate off when he was drunk and asleep on the pavement on his stag night. Videod it and posted it on t'internet. His wife has never forgiven me.

^^^^ ''my mate'' yeah sure ;)

:D

Get on your mates PC and take a screen shot of his screen when nothing is open.

Then make it his screensaver.

When I was 14 I put 2 eggs in my brothers working boots.

Another year when he was on the night shift I replaced the fillings in his 'piece' with pieces of cardboard with Cheese and Ham written on it.
That was in the 60s when me Ma would make up his 'piece' and wrap it in a bread wrapper. I don't think he saw the funny side of it.

if your in an office tell a colleague that a Mr G Raff called asking for a call back

give them a number for a local zoo

LOL AKA QUALITY

Pug I remember that like it was yesterday. I also remember lying in bed and giggling like an 1diot trying to imagine his face.
He was on a 10 til 10 shift and sat down for his piece at about 2ish.
After he'd calmed down he said the worst part was the rest of the guys in the bothy taking the pi55.

thats a good prank - might try it on my wee lad when hes older

did he see the funny side?

Arthur Montford on the Scottish News reporting live from Firs Park breaking the news that the World Cup was to be held in Scotland with The Shire hosting the Final It fooled everybody.

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He was raging at me at first Pug, but he used to take me to the pics 1 night a week.
When we left the house the next time we went to go he just said "Aye good un but don't do it again" and laughed.

You ever been to Firs park mac. Like going back in time.

Been at them all aka. It was one of my favourite grounds. I always remember an old train in the corner of the ground. Is it still there, the ground that is!

never been to mothweewell before

my dad took me to dens park 0 when sandy robertson was playing for rangers lol

never been to mothweewell before

my dad took me to dens park 0 when sandy robertson was playing for rangers lol

I REMEMBER THE ONE ON THE RADIO WHERE THEY SAID THE CHINESE HAD BOUGHT BLACKPOOL TOWER AND WERE GOING TO DISMANTLE IT PIECE BY PIECE AND REBUILD IT IN CHINA,  I THOUGHT FANCY LET THEM DOING THAT ,I WAS ANNOYED

Selotaped a work mate's button under the receiver down first thing.  Always a good one.

Played one on my son a few years back.

I sent him a text on a borrowed phone (so he wouldn't recognise it).

Very urgent please call about the default on your car finance. Call ********* and ask for G Raffe.

The number was for Chester Zoo.....

He wouldn't have fell for that. Everyone knows that Mr C Lions deals with the car finance there.

the ultimate for me is when you clean out a soft boiled egg and then put the empty shell upside down in the egg cup ready for the hapless victim.
Whoever came up with that side splitting prank for the first time should've got a Nobel Prize.

If that happened to me I would just soldier on.

yeah but you're a bit dippy tbf

The Yolk's on them with that one...

Mrs SAGC not amused happy with the Tory party this morning. Especially after I told her that the greedy bastards are going to bring back the dog licence, and in order to try and curb the number of pitbull type dogs, it will now cost £375 instead of 37.5p.

Not often she swears, but Cameron got both barrels this morning

That's better than the Sting one some ner do'well tried on here.

I told my fat girlfriend everything in McDonalds was 10p from 8am till midday. She returned at 8.15am redder than Steve Bruce after yet another Hull defeat.

work colleague had bought a new car (new as in new to him it was a pile of shoite), had a friend who was a local pc coming to meet me for lunch so i suggested when he visited work that we play a prank on my work mate over his car

anyway lunch arrives and i told him a copper was in the car park, he nigh on crapped his pants before he even got to the car, but the copper played a blinder even getting on the radio at one point running some checks, i was struggling to keep a straight face as plod turned the car over, saying that the car was a ringer and the identity had been changed, vin plate removed, engine number filed off etc, although i thought he was taking it a bit too seriously as by now work colleague was looking rather flustered and almost close to tears so i called enough and told him it was a wind up

his look of relief lasted about 5 seconds before plod mate announced that whilst it had started as a joke he was actually serious and the car was probably stolen

akabula   
01 Apr 15 19:45 
That's better than the Sting one some ner do'well tried on here.

That wasn't a wind up

Apr 1, 2015 -- 2:10PM, elise wrote:

work colleague had bought a new car (new as in new to him it was a pile of shoite), had a friend who was a local pc coming to meet me for lunch so i suggested when he visited work that we play a prank on my work mate over his caranyway lunch arrives and i told him a copper was in the car park, he nigh on crapped his pants before he even got to the car, but the copper played a blinder even getting on the radio at one point running some checks, i was struggling to keep a straight face as plod turned the car over, saying that the car was a ringer and the identity had been changed, vin plate removed, engine number filed off etc, although i thought he was taking it a bit too seriously as by now work colleague was looking rather flustered and almost close to tears so i called enough and told him it was a wind uphis look of relief lasted about 5 seconds before plod mate announced that whilst it had started as a joke he was actually serious and the car was probably stolen

You didn't need a proper copper for that one. Just a beard, police uniform and shrivelled hand.

work colleague kept selling raffle tickets for the MUFC Suffolk supporters branch
got the MUFC logo off the tickets and sent him a false letter arrived on april 1st
"you have won  4 f a cup final tickets (united were in it) because you sold more raffle tickets than anyone else"
mrs rang work from home to tell him about the letter
he leapt off the floor onto his desk punching the air
it took an hour for him to believe it was an april fool.

My mates sisters are council office cleaners, they nicked  the official headed notepaper.

The recipient of the letter was his elderly uncle, it was about 12/13 years ago.

Dear Mr *****

Since the passing of your wife last year it has come to the councils attention that you have a spare bedroom.

There are two choices, you must opt for one of them.

1) It will mean leaving your friends and neighbours behind, but we can relocate you to a one bedroomed flat in Bow E.3 on a high rise tower block.

2) We can put a family of 4 asians into your spare bedroom to ease the Boroughs housing crisis. 

If you choose option 1)
We may be able to help with your removal expenses.

If you choose option 2)
You must supply 50kgs of rice and a goat each month. The goat will be killed, by you or the asians, on your premises, for food. Upon receipts for the rice and the goat arriving at our offices, you will be fully reimbursed, along with 50% of your gas and electricity bills.

Let us know as early as possible next week what you wish to do.



He got the letter on a Friday upon his return from a short break away and spent all day Saturday and Sunday absolutely seething, and  showing everybody in the local social club.

My mate never told him very late on Sunday night for fear he may have gone to the Housing Department early on Monday morning, and carried out his threat to 'Shove the letter down the coonts throat!!'

The people in his local social club must be as thick as the recipient of the letter if they didn't tell him that it was an obvious prank.

Many years ago,when the Saturday National Lottery was on April 1st,a woman at my work recorded the previous week's draw and then bought a ticket with that week's winning numbers and played the recording as the real draw was being made,as a trick on her husband.

I don't recall if she ever mentioned his reaction but had it been me i'd have given her a right proper shagging.

crags   
02 Apr 15 18:32 
The people in his local social club must be as thick as the recipient of the letter if they didn't tell him that it was an obvious prank.

Unlike you, misery guts, some people play along with April Fool jokes.

The recipient was over 80 at the time, but he's dead now.

Irish newspaper reported ,that as they were about to join the Eu
they would switch to driving on the right.
It would be phased in, ie first week busses and trucks  would switch
then cars and motorcycles

Oh I see, cmat, the whole of the club was in on this 'joke' against a stupid old man. You should have said and I may have laughed 

That's quite funny, M T wallet

Agreed.  Lol MT.

I pity you crags.

Like other cambridge punts on here.

MT

Iirc, Tony Blackburn reported something similar back in the 1970s.

There are only two major routes into east London from the east, the A12 and the A13. 

Somebody phoned in and reported that the A13 was blocked solid due to a collapsed flyover.

Blackburn repeated it on traffic news and said to avoid the road altogether. 

The A13 was almost a trouble free ride in the rush hour,  but the A12 came to a standstill at Redbridge with all the rush hour traffic, plus all those dodging the A13.