Bloke sacked from dodgems is taking his employers to court

9/10.

improved my day that has.

Dont worry he should get a job in no time. New Labour has promised A future FAIR for all.

2/10

:D
:(

On receiving his P45, he blew his big top.

7/10

Just 'bumping' this back to the top.

^ 8/10

:D Very good Alex :D

Way it goes,swings and roundabouts...

Bloke's a known chancer, a Waltzer Mitty character imo.

better BUMP this up to the top

Tommy Cooper is alive and well!

I told the guy on the carousel I was in a bit of a rush. He told me to hold my horses

ive always liked the idea of working inside a ghost train, they should employ someone who dresses up say, as a ghost or skeleton..u wait in the wings, the ghost train comes to a standstill and u sneak out and tap lovely ladies on the shoulder, the skull etc would of course glow ...i think its a winner..and u get to meet young women.

Tony, I once tried tapping women on the shoulder in the dark and scaring them with my glowing helmet. It doesn't go down well in court.

:D

Have you got a link to the story?

9.5/10

I thought the clown was fairly bashful but apparently Coco's not shy (coconut shy, see?). 10/10

You should have retired on 'Waltzer Mitty', Ken

I ordered a Coke & rather disappointingly they presented it on a Rola Cola coaster

my mate packed in his job as a taxi driver sick of people talking behide his back

Have you seen Amelie? The Ghost train man kinda does that to her.

Good un Kev.

7/10 for the OP

8 for me gotta allow for inflation

Was this worth a Big to the Top?

I can see this story about the sacked dodges bloke pursuing an unfair dismissal claim turning into a right old media circus.

11/10

aaaaaaaagh

dodgems *

back to 8/10

Not worth bumping the thread for a spelling mistake Alun2005

11.01/10

It's robbery within tent.

Very good Kenneth

12/10 good?

They had to sack him. You don't get a nickname like Roger The Dodgems for nothing.

Fair enough.

My mate's employer has put him on two weeks gardening leave. He didn't tell them he lives in a third-floor flat.

Good thing he didn't work in the electrical department of a crisp manufacturer otherwise it could be a case of a salt and battery!

comes to a point when chit-chat starts to rip off Peter Kay jokes.

yes, the thread's become a bit of a car crash.

Better "Bump" it uo again 

Poor guy can't catch a break, he used to work on the waltzers but was fired :(

But at least he gave them a spin.