Mother in laws.'

Have you tried "Your daughter is a dirty ** - does she get that from your side of the family?"

lol. not a bad shout. i get so inanely bored by it i might be tempted to reel that off by mistake! you've sewn a seed there...

like that comedian thomas...

I actually missed my mother in law the other day so I reloaded and fired again.

I also always found that saying "That was the tastiest bit of fish I've had in a long time" after you'd just been round for a chicken roast dinner went down really well too.

i dont have a mother in law but before you say how lucky i am my missus has 2 older sisters who are worse than any mother in law could be

bit of a worry

have you done her up the King Rollo yet?

An anagram of mother-in-law is...... woman Hitler.


Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?”
Son-in-law: “Take no chances ? order all three.”



I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’


“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.” .........Les Dawson

I bought mine a chair for Christmas, but she wont plug it in.

The apostrophe in the thread header is bugging me. There's a fair chance I won't be able to sleep now

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 6 months.
It's not that I don't like her it's just that I don't want to interrupt her.
(anon club comedian.)

Where are the grammer police when you need them?

The apostrophe in the thread header is bugging me

Not to mention the incorrect plural!

When I read the opening post I misread 'shared boredom' as 'shared bedroom' which gives it a very different slant!