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Have you tried "Your daughter is a dirty ** - does she get that from your side of the family?"
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lol. not a bad shout. i get so inanely bored by it i might be tempted to reel that off by mistake! you've sewn a seed there...
like that comedian thomas... |
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I actually missed my mother in law the other day so I reloaded and fired again.
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I also always found that saying "That was the tastiest bit of fish I've had in a long time" after you'd just been round for a chicken roast dinner went down really well too.
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i dont have a mother in law but before you say how lucky i am my missus has 2 older sisters who are worse than any mother in law could be
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bit of a worry
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have you done her up the King Rollo yet?
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An anagram of mother-in-law is...... woman Hitler.
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?” Son-in-law: “Take no chances ? order all three.” I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’ “My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.” .........Les Dawson |
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I bought mine a chair for Christmas, but she wont plug it in.
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The apostrophe in the thread header is bugging me. There's a fair chance I won't be able to sleep now
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I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 6 months.
It's not that I don't like her it's just that I don't want to interrupt her. (anon club comedian.) |
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Where are the grammer police when you need them?
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The apostrophe in the thread header is bugging me
Not to mention the incorrect plural! ![]() |
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When I read the opening post I misread 'shared boredom' as 'shared bedroom' which gives it a very different slant!
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