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Been with my girlfriend for 3 years. She's 25 and I'm 27. We've been blissfully happy and living together for last year. Been bugging her about having a baby together and she always said 'one day maybe.'
Tonight I came home from work and she was in tears. Told me she had a sex change when she was 19 and showed me photos of her as a school boy!
I really love her, why did this have to happen???
What should I do? She's taken some clothes and gone to stay with her parents. She said it's up to me where we go from here.
Help!
Tonight I came home from work and she was in tears. Told me she had a sex change when she was 19 and showed me photos of her as a school boy!
I really love her, why did this have to happen???
What should I do? She's taken some clothes and gone to stay with her parents. She said it's up to me where we go from here.
Help!
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So when she was rubbing your c0ck, and you asked if she enjoyed it, did she say, "No I just miss mine"?
I should call her, but I don't know what to say!
Where do i start?
if this is serious or not, you should speak to her, even though you dont know what to say! cant say i can take this serious though, a sex change at 19?
Where do i start?
if this is serious or not, you should speak to her, even though you dont know what to say! cant say i can take this serious though, a sex change at 19?
I tried to call, but it went through to voicemail....
Even if I did want to stay with her, don't know if i could, now we can't have kids...
Even if I did want to stay with her, don't know if i could, now we can't have kids...
You wont find any answers at the bottom of a bottle. Deirdre's casebook is a better bet.
I need something to forget this for a while
We were only making love last night...
We were only making love last night...
Last night!Wow! Did you watch Bangkok Ladyboy's first to get you in the mood?
Not funny!
It was the best sex we've had!
She's still not answering
It was the best sex we've had!
She's still not answering
Surely no-one would go 3 years without seeing pics of their other half as a kid or pics from teenage years etc.
a think hez probably already shot her in the face imo
look man, i wouldnt wory too much about it, if its meant to be then it is, if youse arent then so be it! theres other ways of having kids, im sure shes thought alot about it!
Did you not spot the tell tale signs she was a man - adams apple, big hands, kept beating you at arm wrestling and talked sense.
Her hands are relatively small and didn't notice an adams apple.
You really couldn't tell if you didn't know.
I'm gutted!
You really couldn't tell if you didn't know.
I'm gutted!
did you not tipple when he waz always deleting his history and cookies on his lappy
You kept says "Her" Noeasymoney... It's HIM.
Thread of the year imo
Thread of the year imo
was her/his f^nny differant than the other women you been out with, is it better sex with his/her f^nny than you had before. lets out know, i might be interested in taking him/her off your hands.
Never noticed anything different as I said before, just used lubricant when we had sex.
She's still not answering calls... I can't take this, might just end it all now!
She's still not answering calls... I can't take this, might just end it all now!
could you post a before and after piccy somewhere , then you might be taken seriously
LumpOn Dick 05 Feb 21:39
could you post a before and after piccy somewhere , then you might be taken seriously
^
The before pic resembles you^ Lumpy
could you post a before and after piccy somewhere , then you might be taken seriously
^
The before pic resembles you^ Lumpy
so do men give better head then? i always imagined i could give myself a better bj than any ive had of a lass
if you love her then i see no real reason to leave her. gl
Thats what I'm thinking Fresh. If I hadn't heard this, then I would still be blissfully happy.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
It's Him,not her...Stop saying She/her..It's He/Him.
He has been**ging a fella.
If your not gay then find HIM and beat seven bells out of HIM
He has been**ging a fella.
If your not gay then find HIM and beat seven bells out of HIM
She didn't like football.
She preferred snooker & darts. Said she really fancied Mark Selby.
She preferred snooker & darts. Said she really fancied Mark Selby.
looks like one of you will have to swallow your pride, or something else.
are you mark selby?
if so do you think you can keep a straight face while chalking your cue?
if so do you think you can keep a straight face while chalking your cue?
I give up with you lot. The only one who has said anything constructive is Fresh!
That's cos Fresh would feck anything, man or beast
I wouldn't...
This is sooooooooooo bad! Been in tears all night
This is sooooooooooo bad! Been in tears all night
I`d love to come in and give my 2 pennies worth but think my straight forward answer wouldnt be funny enough for this thread...
I could reel off jokes but unfortunatley most have already been done......
surely the paper under the arm when she went to the bog was a dead give away...??
I could reel off jokes but unfortunatley most have already been done......
surely the paper under the arm when she went to the bog was a dead give away...??
mate i`d pick up the phone and make the call...... seriously pick it up and ring....
08457 90 90 90
just let it all out rather than in chit chat!!!
08457 90 90 90
just let it all out rather than in chit chat!!!
Anyone else sometimes think of a really harsh funny remark sometimes about threads like this but then get put off by the 1% chance that it could actually be a true story?
Granted, that's not the best phrase to use regarding this thread
What should I do?
a) Think long and hard and maybe seek professional psychiatric help?
B) Go on Betfair forum and ask its opinion?
Yeah your right B everytime
a) Think long and hard and maybe seek professional psychiatric help?
B) Go on Betfair forum and ask its opinion?
Yeah your right B everytime
Anyone else sometimes think of a really harsh funny remark sometimes about threads like this but then get put off by the 1% chance that it could actually be a true story?
no way is this true, the dead giveaway is on the second paragraph of the original post.
no way is this true, the dead giveaway is on the second paragraph of the original post.
Noeasymoney didn't you wonder why she only let you give her anal ?
Tell her (him) that you used to be a woman. See what reaction you get, then come back and ask the forum for more advice.
Even if I did want to stay with her, don't know if i could, now we can't have kids...
:^0
:^0
She preferred snooker & darts. Said she really fancied Mark Selby.
:D
:D
why cant you have kids?
if she can fool you surely she can fool your sperm?
if she can fool you surely she can fool your sperm?
At least you can cancel that excorcist, you didnt have ghosts it was ger leaving the seat up all along
Tell him you used to be a woman and give her a taste of his own medicine!
Also, didn't you spot the Adam's Apple - it's always a give-away if nothing else is!
Also, didn't you spot the deep voice and the long beard - it's always a give-away if nothing else is!
I feel a film is on the way.
A Transexual Too Far- Feel This!
This touching story of a man who loved his wife until she told him that she used to be a man called Dennis.
Starring noeasymoney as the man and Dennis as his wife. A tale of passion and love.
Sponsored by Gillette. At cinemas near you.
A Transexual Too Far- Feel This!
This touching story of a man who loved his wife until she told him that she used to be a man called Dennis.
Starring noeasymoney as the man and Dennis as his wife. A tale of passion and love.
Sponsored by Gillette. At cinemas near you.
It could be a tricky subject down the pub saying my wife used to have a bigger kok then me, and the best sex i ever had was with a man
anyway chin up.
anyway chin up.
Can't believe this is barely into page 3. Room for improvement imo
panglima 05 Feb 19:26
you say she has taken some clothes
Yours or hers ?
=================
:^0 :^0
you say she has taken some clothes
Yours or hers ?
=================
:^0 :^0
Verdasco - Thanks for bringing this back pal :)
He said 'I've been sitting in the dark for the last 2 hours, Idon't know what to do'
reply 'Put the light on' :D :D .......sorry
He said 'I've been sitting in the dark for the last 2 hours, Idon't know what to do'
reply 'Put the light on' :D :D .......sorry
redbag 06 Jul 19:46
thinly veiled (im babycakes boyfriend thread)
:^0 :^0
thinly veiled (im babycakes boyfriend thread)
:^0 :^0
Noeasymoney 05 Feb 19:33
I honestly had no idea. She looks like the perfect woman, never had any reason to doubt her.
We did have to use lubricant, she found it difficult getting wet.
:^0
I honestly had no idea. She looks like the perfect woman, never had any reason to doubt her.
We did have to use lubricant, she found it difficult getting wet.
:^0
Noeasymoney 05 Feb 22:20
She didn't like football.
She preferred snooker & darts
:)
She didn't like football.
She preferred snooker & darts
:)
the bottom line is she is a woman
it would be worse to be with a woman who wished she was a man
imo :)
it would be worse to be with a woman who wished she was a man
imo :)
Surely you wondered why you were getting through so many wilkinson swords
regvarney 05 Feb 22:41
big hands/feet, adams apple, beard etc., can't believe in 3 years you didn't notice something............
and standing up for a p1ss was surely a giveaway ?
HAHAHAHA :D sounds like Giant Haystacks
big hands/feet, adams apple, beard etc., can't believe in 3 years you didn't notice something............
and standing up for a p1ss was surely a giveaway ?
HAHAHAHA :D sounds like Giant Haystacks
noeasymoney... you say you love her? (him)sorry. This is your chance to define LOVE... Love tolerates everything.... get onto the phone, don't waste another minute.
zzzzzzzzzzzilverwazzzzzzzzzp ruins a great thread.
What a boring fecker!
What a boring fecker!
make sure she plays off the yellow tees next time **ing bint......
Fresh 05 Feb 23:59
if you love her then i see no real reason to leave her. gl
Fresh "on the scene" maybe ?
if you love her then i see no real reason to leave her. gl
Fresh "on the scene" maybe ?
Is his name Calvin? Does he like feeding ducks?
Is do I think I have the answer ;)
Is do I think I have the answer ;)
surely she should have told you before having sex with you, that aint on is it
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