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positively4thsteet
07 Feb 10 21:06
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Alright, I'm sure i've been in more dangerous/embarassing situations, but this one does ring a bell.

Was living in a house share in Acton, I wasthe only one in mid morning ish I was just wearing shorts, no socks or shoes or top. Decided to take the rubbish out and the door shut behind me, locked shut. Semi-naked, no money or phone or anything like that in the middle of London. The only way in was a window up on the first floor, but we had nothing like a ladder. I saw my chance - there was a builder across the street and he had perfectly sized ladder I told him my predicament and asked him if I could borrow it and he laughed and just said yes. Just like that. What a top bloke, I could've just been a robber or anything. Climbed in, got some clothes on, returned the ladder and enjoyed the rest of the day. If it wasn't for the builder I hate to tink what I would've done - was about 7 hours before the others would get back from work.

I'm sure collectively Chit chat can trump this a million times over - lets hear them.
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Report positively4thsteet • February 7, 2010 9:07 PM GMT
It just crossed my mind again because I got locked out today and had to ask a neighbour to borrow a key.
Report punterfleecer • February 7, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
the neighbour's key can work on your door too?

you better watch out
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • February 7, 2010 9:12 PM GMT
already covered it in another thread....but cacking my pants in a job interview was a tough one!
Report wing commander 'st.john' smyth • February 7, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
getting my leg over my m8;s sister, we were flat m8's and he came home early from work,,

he flipped, moved out next day,

she took his place for a couple of months,
Report heed the baw • February 7, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
Left a skidmark on a birds back. Faced the dilema of leaving it on or trying to wipe it off. She dont know haha.
Report MrNibbs • February 7, 2010 9:21 PM GMT
I've been held at gunpoint in my own home :(
Report charwell. • February 7, 2010 9:31 PM GMT
Started seeing a girl and went back to her flat which she shared with her best friend. Kopped off with her housemate when she went asleep and was awoken next to her by said gf wearing a brand new Liverpool top (she thought it would float my boat being an LFC fan!). She burst into tears and the other girl just pulled the duvet up over her head in shame.

I just got dressed and left the flat. A few months later I bumped into the best friend whilst out who had a go at me for ruining her friendship etc as they were no longer friends. I got short shrift for pointing out it takes two to tango :(

Still, I was young & daft so would never treat anyone like that now!
Report punterfleecer • February 7, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
heed the baw 07 Feb 22:18
Left a skidmark on a birds back. Faced the dilema of leaving it on or trying to wipe it off. She dont know haha.


erm...how did you have yer erse on her back?
Report heed the baw • February 7, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
ive told you this one before punterfleecer, it was at t in the park and i was wasted and was giving her a massage, obviously hadnt wiped my arse properly the last time i went
Report robbybobby • February 7, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
a massage with your aese?
Report heed the baw • February 7, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
haha i was sitting on her back
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • February 7, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
ffs...if i sat on a womans back,she would go up my bottom!
Report punterfleecer • February 7, 2010 9:53 PM GMT
ah I kind of remember now heed the baw

but it's not something you'd want to remember ye ken?

cheers for reminding me, I woulda not told her either, I'da told her she had mud on her back, wouldn't be too difficult at t in the park
Report Bamboo • February 7, 2010 10:03 PM GMT
Mimmicking an old boss in front of work mates as he was stood at the door watching me without me realizing. :-)
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