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canaryboy
05 Feb 10 14:13
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carbs, cakes, chocolate

and instead of gaining it i lose it

ffs
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Report Bamboo • February 5, 2010 2:14 PM GMT
have you got worms?
Report mitchell downie • February 5, 2010 2:14 PM GMT
you can have some of my beer belly if you like.
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:14 PM GMT
only as pets
Report Bamboo • February 5, 2010 2:15 PM GMT
:^0
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:16 PM GMT
if anyone can direct me to a weight gain diet it would be appreciated

i walk for an hour each day tho so maybe that's why i've lost it?
Report Bamboo • February 5, 2010 2:16 PM GMT
yes you must become a couch potatoe so stop the walks ok
Report BurtSaddo. • February 5, 2010 2:17 PM GMT
swallow instead of spitting
Report enjbenjy • February 5, 2010 2:18 PM GMT
You tried weight gain powders?
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:18 PM GMT
i walk to work ffs

no decent bus routes since i moved

i guess i'm destined to remain 10 stone forever
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:19 PM GMT
i used some stuff ages ago but didn't do anything
Report enjbenjy • February 5, 2010 2:20 PM GMT
It's a bit of a mystery you must require about 8000 calories a day or something to put on weight. Don't think would be good for the heart eating that much a day.
Report Bamboo • February 5, 2010 2:20 PM GMT
use a bike to go to work its alot easier than walking and stuff yer face with croissants and stuff gl
Report spuds-deep • February 5, 2010 2:22 PM GMT
get on the weights.
Report Phil Lynott • February 5, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
Weights don't make you gain weight spuds, you'll lose even more than way.

I'm the same canary, been 10 and a half stone for as long as I can remember and have trouble gaining weight.
Report spuds-deep • February 5, 2010 2:30 PM GMT
Give up the fags if you smoke.
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:36 PM GMT
i've had 8 pain or chocloat in the last 3 days lol
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:36 PM GMT
au
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:36 PM GMT
tried weights

smoking disgusts me and should be criminalised
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
now gonna eat 4 large chococinno muffins
Report Phil Lynott • February 5, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
I don't smoke either, so it's not that.
Report spuds-deep • February 5, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
binge eating wont do it.
Report spuds-deep • February 5, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
eating 4 good size meals a day, couple small small weights sessions a week, and a milk shake a day will do the trick.
Report canaryboy • February 5, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
i eat loads anyway lol

have a huge appetite
Report crediter • February 5, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
lol can...
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 5, 2010 3:14 PM GMT
Just give up the fags, and maybe start smoking too.
Report annie. • February 5, 2010 3:24 PM GMT
lol, your highness :)

I have come to love canaryboy's posts, because you can be sure that at least one poster makes a funny reply.

Sorry, yellowbird
Report Ghostbusters 2 • February 5, 2010 3:53 PM GMT
tub of ice cream per day is an expensive and tasty way.
it's my new diet.
i'll keep you updated
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
You'd put on weight if we met, you'd have a fat lip.
Report annie. • February 5, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
lol, big charlie

See, yellowbird's posts are funny :)
Report .¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> • February 5, 2010 5:33 PM GMT
someone was telling me today that someone he knew kept complaining he wasnt putting any weight on no matter what he ate ,, he ended up goign to doctors and they found he had cancer, he's made a good recovery now though.
Report Magical Feast • February 5, 2010 6:03 PM GMT
Creatine because of your diet.

Molasses late at night.


Dont come crying when you're a porker.
Report Magical Feast • February 5, 2010 6:04 PM GMT
^ works with the dogs .... and worst way round you'd get a nice coat and shiny nose. :)
Report annie. • February 5, 2010 6:09 PM GMT
:)
Report punterfleecer • February 5, 2010 6:10 PM GMT
what the hell is molasses?

canaryboy, that "symbol known as fish" could be right

if you wanna put on weight, then seek professional help

do you seriously eat a lot?

cos I know a skinny guy, and all he eats is weetabix in the morning, and a soup and a packet of crisps in the day and a standard dinner during the evening, yet he thinks he eats a lot
Report charwell. • February 6, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
10 stone?!!! Become a NH jockey, always on the lookout for scrawny runts who can't put on weight. Pass any tips onto the forum when you get a gig. cheers ;)
Report JORDI • February 6, 2010 2:41 AM GMT
eat slabs of meat if weight training
Report ManorBlade • February 6, 2010 3:33 AM GMT
my brother uses protein powder seems to work

i dont need to do anything cos im basically ironman
Report Shirl_the_girl • February 6, 2010 9:00 AM GMT
Trying to gain weight is really demoralising

Not half as much as trying to keep it off!!
At least being underweight won't cause you a premature death from heart disease or diabetes.

Stop f'kin moaning!!
Report get in there gamsty! • February 6, 2010 10:44 AM GMT
i was exactly the same. i couldn't get above 9.5 and im 5ft.11 and u genuinely do eat alot.
i just have a really fast metabolism and on the go alot mixed with bad genes i suppose.
started doing weights and without lookin muscely in a gay way im now pretty well toned and 10.6.
thats the only way i can recommend. b4 that my body refused to keep on any form of fat or muscle.
Report canaryboy • February 6, 2010 2:15 PM GMT
lol shirl

this thread was a response to a weight loss thread
Report sibaroni • February 6, 2010 2:31 PM GMT
as I recall you are a vegetarian canary, which explains the problem.
Report punterfleecer • February 6, 2010 2:34 PM GMT
does he not eat canaries?
Report canaryboy • February 6, 2010 2:59 PM GMT
no it doesn't sib

i simply stopped eating meat about 3 years ago

still eat fish and weight didn't really alter

maybe i've lost a few pounds since but no significant change
Report sibaroni • February 6, 2010 3:02 PM GMT
Canary, you take on an unnatural diet and complain you can't put on weight. Its a bit like me wondering why I am fat whilst scoffing the third cream cake. Its your choice of course, but thats the deal.
Report canaryboy • February 6, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
what unnatural diet do you speak of please?
Report canaryboy • February 6, 2010 3:04 PM GMT
and if you mean not eating meat, how would you explain me weighing the same while living off fried chicken and *****for years
Report sibaroni • February 6, 2010 3:05 PM GMT
Vegetarianism canary. Just run your tongue under your front teeth and tell me what shape they are.
Report canaryboy • February 6, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
but i'm not even veggie lol

anyway, explain the chicken thing
Report Daley • February 6, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
Sib: Vegetarianism canary. Just run your tongue under your front teeth and tell me what shape they are.

Like Stonehenge I'm guessing.
Report punterfleecer • February 6, 2010 3:14 PM GMT
have you noticed that a lot of gay people are very thin?

It is because they are always bopping away on the dancefloor at gay bars, using so many calories more than they realise, and don't eat enough food to replace the calories spent

So Canaryboy, eat plenty food after your dancing

or don't dance so much
Report Cogito, ergo sum • February 6, 2010 3:37 PM GMT
Eating **e int going to help you.

You need protein and proper weight training and that skinny frame will bulk up
Report Phil Lynott • February 6, 2010 3:55 PM GMT
Not in my case cogito. Even then it's a massive struggle.
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