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Girls aloud lezzer scrum
29 Jan 10 16:55
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A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs. He was caught by his wife and her sister in the act with them on his face, gusset over the nose, in her bedroom.
He made up a lame excuse which didn't wash and has been kicked out.
Can anyone think of a plausible excuse that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?

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By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 29 Jan 10 16:56
:^0 no
By:
monsieur p
When: 29 Jan 10 16:56
the wife and sister were on his face? mmmm.....
By:
Roquebrune
When: 29 Jan 10 16:56
:D
By:
Daley
When: 29 Jan 10 16:57
He tripped over her DD cup bra?
By:
twopoundpunter
When: 29 Jan 10 16:58
its a bit harsh kicking him out ...we all have likes which may seem odd to other people and are probably best kept secret .......in this instance it is probably most likely that their relationship was lacking in other areas
By:
Brother Mouzone
When: 29 Jan 10 16:58
What excuse did he give?
By:
RoyClaytonsTash
When: 29 Jan 10 16:59
Checking for clamydia?
By:
twopoundpunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:01
perhaps.....a little of what you fancy does you good
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:02
He said that he had a fetish for it, but would have been sniffing a pair of his wifes had she not been on the rag. Needless to say, it didn't wash.
By:
Roquebrune
When: 29 Jan 10 17:03
Everyone has 3 lives,a PUBLIC life,a PRIVATE life and a SECRET life.
By:
Yojimbo
When: 29 Jan 10 17:03
"I'm only doing this so I can appreciate yours more, my dear"
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 29 Jan 10 17:04
He suffers from a rare tuna deficiency and didn't have time to get to Tesco to crack open a can of John West?
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 29 Jan 10 17:06
he thought the scab stuck to the gusset was a prawn**tail crisp
By:
Richard LL
When: 29 Jan 10 17:07
How the f*ck did he get caught, did he want to get caught?
By:
Bamboo
When: 29 Jan 10 17:07
He was putting a wash on and was just checking to see if they needed doing or not.lol
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:10
:^0

He thought they were out for the day but they changed their plans. The radio was on and he didn't hear them come back in the house.
By:
Richard LL
When: 29 Jan 10 17:11
he'd presumably dug them out of the washing basket?
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:12
early contender for thread of the year imo
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:12
no, she had all her dirty laundry in her room I think.
By:
sidthekid
When: 29 Jan 10 17:14
He should have said he had a Runny Nose and was wiping the snot off it, the knickers had to be washed anyhow.
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:14
And naturally he was knocking one out, forgot to mention that.
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:15
it gets better..
By:
Richard LL
When: 29 Jan 10 17:15
he just needs to convince them it's quite normal behaviour for a bloke and that he was unlucky enough to get caught, would help if all the blokes he knew owned up to the odd bit of knicker sniffing.
By:
Bamboo
When: 29 Jan 10 17:16
Oh well now we know that he`s had it .It`s curtains i`m afraid and i`m not talking about the beef variety.
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:16
He wants to spend a few nights with us til he gets a flat sorted.
Understandably my wife is none to keen, she is best friends with his other half. It leaves me in an awkward position.
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:17
You fessing up to the odd sniff Rich ?
By:
sidthekid
When: 29 Jan 10 17:17
He was wiping the snot from his runny nose off his pr!ck, if he cant find the excuse on here, he is facked
By:
Richard LL
When: 29 Jan 10 17:19
could he tell them he has a gambling addiction is up to his eyes in debt and wanted to start selling used knickers on ebay, and was testing the market?
By:
Bamboo
When: 29 Jan 10 17:19
I can understand why your wife is not too keen on him staying :^0
By:
Roquebrune
When: 29 Jan 10 17:20
Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 17:55
A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs


Are you coming clean with us?
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 29 Jan 10 17:21
I'm pretty sure this was how scampi fries were discovered by Smiths, and they don't get any stick. Total overreaction imo.
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:23
I dont think he,ll find a crutch to lean on , on here.Id be gusset i mean gutted if it had happened to me..
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:27
funny stuff :^0
By:
Big Charlie
When: 29 Jan 10 17:27
spread of replies
85-110
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTXKkq_Bwhc

Perhaps he should show her the above, bum sniffing is just sick !
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:37
id go short on that, its a tight spread though..
By:
Girls aloud lezzer scrum
When: 29 Jan 10 17:38
Looks like one of sporting Index's lines
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 29 Jan 10 17:39
the whole spread is pants to be honest
By:
Des Pond
When: 29 Jan 10 17:41
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
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