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Had a few shots of JD to clam my nerves but think went a bit far as feeling drunk now. Can still type properly at least. Shall I admit I am drunk or act cool? Any other tips?
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For a moment I thought you said a few shots of JT. :0
Haha got a plan of action. Have last shot at 6.10, Brush my teeth and use mouthwash then phone taxi. Will just pretend I'm normal unless she says something then I'll admit it. Move is on for 3 hours like so will prob sober up during that anyway since I aint smashed where I can't see.
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lol that's a good one Brother I like that.
lol I'm normal until I get overly intoxicated then I just repeat 2 or 3 words over and over all night. Not gonna end up like that for sure!
lol I'm normal until I get overly intoxicated then I just repeat 2 or 3 words over and over all night. Not gonna end up like that for sure!
A silver tongue can get you out of all sorts of predicaments ("Your beauty makes me lose control of my bowels"etc)
A skilful tongue on her** might be more appreciated,imo.
Good luck with your date,try not to worry about your whisky breath
scrape the cheese off with a blunt knife ,just in case you get lucky
Her guide dog will smell the alcohol in an instant - you're fecked old son.
enjbenjy
Don't Apollogise, just " TAKE HER '
If she say's anything , Tell Her : " That's what MEN Do ! " & that your a REAL Man, if she want's one of those Nacy-Boy's, she should look else-where.
Don't Apollogise, just " TAKE HER '
If she say's anything , Tell Her : " That's what MEN Do ! " & that your a REAL Man, if she want's one of those Nacy-Boy's, she should look else-where.
tbf if it was a good date then he shouldnt by rights be on a forum by 10 am next day!
enjbenjy .....Have you ever thought that you maybe an alcoholic..........time for AA...?
found this of enjbenji buying popcorn and drinks for the movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M_oBYNb6UU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M_oBYNb6UU
Almost forgot about this. I aint going to lie didn't get no sex and most I got was a peck on the cheek. I think it went well enough once we got into the swing of things. I didn't end up too drunk in fact was relatively sober. She did say we should go bowling or something next week as she got out taxi and I got a text saying she had a good night and a good laugh when I got back in. When I asked why she didn't already have a boyfriend she said she has a commitment phobia which doesn't bode well. I like her a lot looks and personality wise but not convinced she fancies me just have to see.
Did you tell her you play online poker for a living...?
Yeah well she already knew anyway. She actually likes it and found it fascinating. I notice on facebook poker is becoming a lot more popular with girls with plenty of them becoming fans.
Haha nope. If she has a** I'll just go through the tradesman entrance ;-)
Well if I'm Bi-curious and god made me then god himself must be a little bi-curious himself!
Based on my experience (which is plenty :) ) I would back you to get your leg over at 1.3
ffs. whats this dilly dallying about. just text her 'ive laid a couple of cans on, am i on for one or not'. stop spending money on this tart if shes going to keep her legs crossed forever, fkn bint. u tell her!!!
spot on. its a bit overly romantic mind you :D
yeah i'd have a small bet on him tapping that by the end of the month too howdi. is she fit tho?
Oh she is definitely fit. Quite pleased you would be willing to back me at those odds. She's in work at moment so gonna have to wait a while before I know for sure.
of course its relevant!
good work ejibinjy, she sounds like a cracker! let me know if you want a swap one weekend, happy too swap my missus for yours if its becoming a chore!
good work ejibinjy, she sounds like a cracker! let me know if you want a swap one weekend, happy too swap my missus for yours if its becoming a chore!
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