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Clockwork
05 Feb 10 08:06
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Saw this morning as I walked eldest to school....



Two generations of women in white transit delivering large parcels whilst 3rd generation sleeps in baby seat in the van.

Probably all to save for the latest flatscreen TV or Wii.


Slavery is alive and well.
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Report The Leopard • February 5, 2010 8:09 AM GMT
Maybe their male partner has done a runner...
Report Hoss • February 5, 2010 8:11 AM GMT
George Clooney usually makes a guddun.
Report Hoss • February 5, 2010 8:15 AM GMT
Oops wrong place
Report madsimon • February 5, 2010 8:30 AM GMT
i have seem worse including two generations of women ,ciggies in hand 'discussing' the latest rubbish on daytime TV whilst bawling at the third generation in a pushchair
Report Toop Toop • February 5, 2010 8:42 AM GMT
Probably all to save for the latest flatscreen TV or Wii.

You'd rather they were on the dole?

You'd rather they borrow money they can't afford to pay back?

What the hell is wrong with working?
Report Clockwork • February 5, 2010 9:03 AM GMT
whooooooooooooooooosh.






Toop toop's head.
Report buzzer • February 5, 2010 9:06 AM GMT
I thought this would be another John Terry thread
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 9:58 AM GMT
Well, enlighten the lad, Clocky.

Why is the scene a reminder that slavery persists?

I'm looking forward to this! :)
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 10:05 AM GMT
They're doing a better job then the lorry that was supposed to deliver here yesterday. :(
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 10:07 AM GMT
Your wigship,

I would imagine that the job is either minimum wage or commision based, for one person only.

To make it pay, they need two in the van.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 10:12 AM GMT
No, no, BC. I'm hoping for a bigger pearl than that, when this oyster is prised open.

You have to remember, Clocky is a rebel leader, imbued with the force and privy to things only a true Jedi can understand.

We mere mortals sit at his feet and await the crumbs of wisdom.

Oh, Clockyyyyyyyyyyy! Where are youuuuuuuu?
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 10:17 AM GMT
OBJECTION M'LUD

Since when have I been a mere mortal.
Report zilzal1 • February 5, 2010 10:20 AM GMT
O, how many people does it take to deliver the Hamper to Ivory Towers???


And do you tip them??
Report Clockwork • February 5, 2010 10:59 AM GMT
It doesn't require explanation, orioles, especially to one such as yourself, whose ability to google answers without any personal critical thinking, is legendary. :^0
Report The Leopard • February 5, 2010 11:06 AM GMT
They were probably smuggling illegals in the boxes...
Report STUDYFORM • February 5, 2010 11:13 AM GMT
The opening post might be OK -

but where is the "Probably all to save for the latest flatscreen TV or Wii." From?
Is it a sort of snobbery?
Shouldn't poor people have nice TV's?

In summation, just a silly opening post.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 11:14 AM GMT
My Googling skills and lack of critical thinking notwithstanding, why so reticent?

Come on, why is this scene a sign that slavery persists in modern Britain?

It's not like a fearless warrior of truth like you to stuff the story up yer bushel, Clocky. Don't tell me your courage has deserted you :|
Report Toop Toop • February 5, 2010 11:14 AM GMT
Exactly, that is why I picked up on that line.

Maybe clockwork is better than those who save up to own electronic consumer goods
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 11:18 AM GMT
How dare you! His benefits are as good as anyone else's!

He has important truthing work to do.
Report zilzal1 • February 5, 2010 11:22 AM GMT
"Save up!!!" LOL
Report Clockwork • February 5, 2010 11:22 AM GMT
It's conditioning, SF and no snobbery on my part. It's what people think is important in their lives these days.

Do you see anything wrong with the scene that I have described?
Report Larry's Codpiece. • February 5, 2010 11:23 AM GMT
I thought clocky made quite a profound point and then I saw that areola and studybore were taking a swipe at him and I became sure of it.
Report Toop Toop • February 5, 2010 11:26 AM GMT
Yes, the fact you claim the situation you described illustrates that slavery is alive and well. I'd venture to suggest the situation you described was pretty far removed from penuary, let alone slavery.

If I am honest I thought your entire post was all about the TV/Wii line. "look at me, I aspire to much more than just owning consumer goods"
Report Capt__F • February 5, 2010 11:27 AM GMT
still got their feet ?
Report Larry's Codpiece. • February 5, 2010 11:33 AM GMT
I am sure clocky can speak for himself but to me it seemed he was extending the concept (similar to the way that the left is constantly extending the concept of racism) to include the popularly held view of the wage slave. This individual has been targeted by those who market the next must have craap so that they feel inferior to their peers if they don't have said junk.

As such I read it as an attack on our general values rather than the individuals concerned.
Report Larry's Codpiece. • February 5, 2010 11:34 AM GMT
Of course areola and studybore lack the common sense to see that.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 11:44 AM GMT
Oi! oi! It's Oscar Wilde, the pretend barrister from the depths of the politics forum ... and preaching common sense too! Marvellous, just when I thought there was no comedy to be had on this thread :^0

It's difficult to tell how profound the point is, err, Larry's Ringpiece (I know, I know) but Clocky has come over all shy and retiring.

The McCanns as evil conspirators? 9/11 was a government/lizard plot? No problem - but women unloading a van?

We're not ready.
Report Larry's Codpiece. • February 5, 2010 11:51 AM GMT
Areola

I know you are trying to be funny but you are trying just that little bit too hard.
Report Clockwork • February 5, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
^^^
Usual disinformation tactics. Make a jocular reference about a serious conspiracy and position alongside silly lizard theories. All been done before O - it's the preserve of those that have been rumbled.
Report sparkmaster. • February 5, 2010 11:57 AM GMT
What was in the parcels? Maybe that's the key.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 11:57 AM GMT
Alas, Ringpiece, I can't even aspire to your effortless role as the unwitting, dancing, lipsticked pig of Betfair ;)
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 11:59 AM GMT
Clockwork 05 Feb 12:54
Usual disinformation tactics.


NOW, WE'RE ROLLING!

Ok, Clocky, take us through the slavery comment.
Report STUDYFORM • February 5, 2010 12:15 PM GMT
Clockwork 05 Feb 12:22
It's conditioning, SF and no snobbery on my part. It's what people think is important in their lives these days.
Do you see anything wrong with the scene that I have described?


I fail to see anything anything wrong with the scene you described. Hence my inability to understand what's wrong with it.

**piece.
You wouldn't know profound if it bit you on your fat arse, and as for humour - well, this is just a word you've seen written a few times without ever having grasping the concept.

Still you get to have a go at a couple of 'lefties' so your day is complete, eh?
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 12:16 PM GMT
Nothing from Clocky.

Familiar, but a shame :|

Ah well.
Report zilzal1 • February 5, 2010 12:27 PM GMT
Hello Hampers
Report blackburn1 • February 5, 2010 12:46 PM GMT
All my favourites arguing on one thread, heaven
Report bacontrout. • February 5, 2010 12:52 PM GMT
i dont understand this thread.

but i feel somewhere that Wiis are being attacked.

i will not stand for this.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 12:58 PM GMT
:^0

Clocky's no fun anymore. I feel like my favourite pet chimp has choked on his pinwheel hat and all I've got left is the heady whiff of banana-**, or Larry's Codpiece, as they call him at the institute.
Report naydam • February 5, 2010 1:11 PM GMT
Can't we all be friends and go back to the more usual "What's your favourite shade of white van" level of debate?
Report boxingthefox • February 5, 2010 1:13 PM GMT
Apple white is my favourite.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 1:19 PM GMT
Don't get the wrong impression, Naydam, I may be a little confrontational now and then, but I don't actively dislike anyone. It's all tongue in cheek.

Except for Big Charlie, he's just a wrong 'un.
Report clacherholiday2 • February 5, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
thread title appropriate.

rather than marching on westminister with our ak47's and stanley knives, we'd rather nit-pick and whine about other peoples lifestyles, jobs, aspirations and political views.. the lizards are winning.
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 1:34 PM GMT
orioles 05 Feb 14:19
Don't get the wrong impression, Naydam, I may be a little confrontational now and then, but I don't actively dislike anyone. It's all tongue in cheek.


Except for Big Charlie, he's just a wrong 'un.
:0 :0 :0

Didn't stop you defending me for a wrongly dispensed parking ticket.

At least you got me off the fine, even if I did do 9 months instead.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 1:43 PM GMT
It took surgeons three hours to remove that parking ticket from where you had shoved it up the traffic warden and they never found his ear.
Report Big Charlie • February 5, 2010 1:45 PM GMT
It was holding up his glasses last time I saw it.
Report orioles • February 5, 2010 1:50 PM GMT
My uncle knocked over one of the first ever parking meters in Newcastle. He was so**ed he took it to the nearest police station. Not a lot of people know that.
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