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laynplay
10 Jan 10 20:50
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the one that comes immediately to mind is when Ben Stiller gets his chopper stuck in his zip in " theres something about mary "...the bit that really tickles me is when he is being carried to the ambulance after being embaressed to the full in front of his girl friends parents....the fire chief and the police......the retarded brother of his grilfriend is shouting....he was masterbating...he was masterbating...absolute quality.
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Report positively4thsteet • January 10, 2010 9:17 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

biggus dicku
Report laynplay • January 10, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3XKF2GcjE

listen carefully
Report sparkmaster. • January 10, 2010 9:20 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eCCAAsLJeY
Report Belmez • January 10, 2010 9:23 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lex-Mvj9xU
High Anxiety scene was a werewolf not a vampire - sorry!
Report baracouda30 • January 10, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
Can't remember the name of the film but it's Laurel and Hardy and they are working in a sawmill, Stan shaving a glued-on paintbrush off Ollie's chin with a plane is fantastic.
Report larrence • January 10, 2010 9:25 PM GMT
quality stuff all, cheers :)
Report positively4thsteet • January 10, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
i agree with laynplay that is funny as fek.

"what happen, you sh.it yourself or something?"
Report Rampant Rabbit • January 10, 2010 9:31 PM GMT
American Pie 2- When he gets the video stuck to his hand and he is naked on the roof

Fawlty- when he loosed out the back and sees the cow gagging.

Anger Management , the bit where Aam Sandler fights with the monk and lifts up is orange dress and gives him a wedgy

but the Something about Mary scene already mentioned is my super favourite
Report pox doctors clerk • January 10, 2010 9:33 PM GMT
enjoyed the scene in dirty rotten scoundrels when he his gettin whipped round the knees by dr schuffhausen
Report Tess • January 10, 2010 9:34 PM GMT
The Giant Schnauzer episode from Frasier always had me crying with laughter. It is available on you Tube.
Report dan hardcore • January 10, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
agree on the film sparkmaster always has me in tears! especially this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVpJGXZ21o&feature=related
Report HowieTheRookie. • January 10, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
JUST GOODS FRIENDS

Penny rifling through Vince's wallet and diary in the car, (some friends sat in the back that she didn't know about)
Report Lee Ho Fooks • January 10, 2010 9:43 PM GMT
spinal tap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll7rWiY5obI
Report larrence • January 10, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
The Muppet Show - Swedish Chef: Spring Chicken :^0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZlYjsPFwE&feature=related
Report Donnie Brasco • January 10, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
Steptoe & Son - Pot Black.
Playing snooker outside in the yard in the rain. Classic. Vid is in 3 parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N02-Pt6RwXY&feature=related

Four away....
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
I'll never forget the scene from On The Buses when old Blakey was disappointed in Stan's conduct.
Brings a tear to my eye whenever i think of that episode.
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
ha ha ha ha ha
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
hee hee hee hee hee hee
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
aahhhhhhh
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
I'll get you for this Butler!!!!
Report Back High Lay Low • January 11, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
great episode
Report DaveEdwards • January 11, 2010 6:00 AM GMT
I remember watching Spinal Tap at a friends, his very straight laced mother sat there when the lick my love pump line came out. Top drawer!

Not sure if this one is the funniest, but best for me. Only Fools and Horses, in Time on Their Hands. Del and Rodders just sell the watch at Southeby's and go back to the van.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiIIkQO95z4

It makes me cry everytime I see it. Isn't this what we are all searching for?

Also,
Starsky and Hutch Dance Off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47gahDuOff8
Report Kevin1958 • January 11, 2010 6:29 AM GMT
Peter Sellers "Does your dog bite?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o
Report Diploire • January 11, 2010 8:02 AM GMT
Alan Partridge visits his stalker's house -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo
Whole episode is great though.
Report V4 Vendetta • January 11, 2010 8:16 AM GMT
[i]
Report V4 Vendetta • January 11, 2010 8:17 AM GMT
I'm not sure it's the funniest, but the "pie" scene in "Severance" had me crying.
Report donny osmond • January 11, 2010 8:20 AM GMT
danny dyer always makes me laff
Report donny osmond • January 11, 2010 8:21 AM GMT
revenge of the nerds has a funny scene when the gay bloke throws the javelin
Report custardcream64 • January 11, 2010 8:24 AM GMT
So many to choice from with L & H but the one for sheer comic timing is where Ollie answers the phone and ends up pouring milk in his ear .
'Pardon me , my ear is full of milk' .
Report Diploire • January 11, 2010 8:40 AM GMT
What's all this with Laurel and Hardy, were they really that funny?
Report Diploire • January 11, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
That last comment was with reference to today's context, I would argue that they're not that funny.
Report custardcream64 • January 11, 2010 8:43 AM GMT
DIP - Each to their own of course but for me L & H were and still are the masters of comedy .
Report fuzzyone • January 11, 2010 9:00 AM GMT
Totally agree with the above, masters of comedy and timing.
Report travelling_man.. • January 11, 2010 9:10 AM GMT
Only Fools a shocking omission...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y
Report alexander supertramp • January 11, 2010 9:20 AM GMT
the scene in only fools,
when del falls through the bar..play it nice and cool trigg nice and cool...pure genius
Report ya' havin' that one dave • January 11, 2010 9:27 AM GMT
i agree with a lot of people about the lick my love pump, i was in series pain after the delivery of that line.

there is a scene in arrested development, where tobias is dressed as a house keeper and tries to jump off the stairs mary poppins style and goes straight through the coffee table. absolutely brilliant.

the scene in the big lebowski where walter rolls out of the car with the ouzi. top drawer.
Report custardcream64 • January 11, 2010 9:51 AM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHSWfTVeuM&feature=fvw

37 seconds : milk gag .
Report History Maker • January 11, 2010 9:54 AM GMT
A H HUNTER 10 Jan 22:01


Fawlty Towers when his car broke down on the way back from the restaurant . I am warning you i will give you one hell of a beating ,RIGHT ..................................


My grandfather suffered a fatal heart attack watching that episode. If you've got to go, it's not a bad way I suppose. :|
Report Hoss • January 11, 2010 10:58 AM GMT
Laurel and Hardy, The Marx Bros, Buster Keaton, The Three Stooges. All masters of their trade. I wonder how many of today's comics will be considered funny in 50 yrs time.
Report sparkmaster. • January 11, 2010 10:59 AM GMT
Lenny Henry NAP
Report Hoss • January 11, 2010 11:00 AM GMT
:D
Report MRGRUMPY1 • January 11, 2010 11:02 AM GMT
Surely the blow up dolls episode of only fools and horses, comedy at its best.
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 11:03 AM GMT
Only fools, when he ties up Tom Witton the game keeper and the copper said you shouldnt have gagged him like that he suffers from ahsma. The grandads face is comedy genius, it cant be taught
Report aman201 • January 11, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
Diploire 11 Jan 09:02


Alan Partridge visits his stalker's house -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo
Whole episode is great though.

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quality ep, love it. one of the greatest comedy moments of all time
Report Glasgow Brian • January 11, 2010 11:46 AM GMT
grandad trying to get the dukes of hazard on the microwave .
Report Prima Donna • January 11, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
The funniest thing ive seen on TV was when BBCs Nicholas Witchall interviewed Prince Charles with both the young Prince's skiing,about his forthcoming marriage to Camilla Parker-Bowles,PC was herd to say after NW asked if he was looking forward to getting married,"im very pleased you noticed",looking at the princes he went on very quietly "I cant stand that bloody man"every time I think of it it always makes me laugh.
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
grandad greatest ever character
Report leefee • January 11, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
Gotta say i reckon one of the funniest scenes in recent sitcoms was the 'extras' scene where David Bowie starts to compose a song on the spot about Ricky Gervas character...... had me literally rolling on the floor......... " Funny little fat man....pathetic little loser ".....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv6mEv_rDdE
Report Hoss • January 11, 2010 11:59 AM GMT
great scene leefee but for me it was bitter sweet, I had to feel for poor old Gervais.
Report leviathan • January 11, 2010 12:02 PM GMT
Great scene the Bowie one but my fav is the Keith Chegwen one. "man has nob, woman has f@nny, pop nob in f@nny, not up the ar$e!".
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 12:05 PM GMT
gervais shouldnt even get a mention.
Report leefee • January 11, 2010 12:06 PM GMT
unlucky
Report madsimon • January 11, 2010 12:45 PM GMT
fools and horses -the chandeliar scene

fawlty towers -when basil has to explain that the burglar alarm is the fire alarm and its a drill ,then it real etc

starsky and hutch -the 'disco war'

peep show -where MArk wings the bird out shooting with sophie's dad and has to wring its neck to put it out of its misery.

i'm alan partridge -when he visist (with the irish tv executives) his number one fan's house
Report TiptheOdds • January 11, 2010 1:16 PM GMT
A few scenes spring to mind:

1. Something about Mary with Cameron Diaz´s spermy hair

2. Man with Two Brains, where after Kathleen Turner has teased Steve Martin telling him what she´s going to do to him when she gets better, he stands with his hat hanging vertically over his hard-on. He then walks to the window and you hear the glass break...

3. Cheech & Chong don´t remember which film. They´re both in the cinema with girlfriends and suddenly one of the girls screams, after discovering that Chong (?) had made a hole in the popcorn tub she had been eating from...and stuck his knobb through.

4. And finally, another LOL moment was in a German film about the life of comedian Otto. He´s in NY central park telling a crowd how, when he was born, his father put him in a basket and floated him down the river. So there he is floating down the river in the dead of night, with a full moon above, and an old fisherman in a little rowing boat sees him and plucks the basket out of the water. With an obligatory a-h-h-h-h the old man promptly tips the baby out into the river, holds up the basket and cries ´a basket! I´ve always wanted a basket like that.´Just great. Who says Germans have no sense of humour?
Report Arthur Digby Sellers • January 11, 2010 2:07 PM GMT
Big Lebowski when Walter comes to interogate my son Larry

This it what happens Larry - when you feck a stanger in the ass!
Report ya' havin' that one dave • January 11, 2010 2:10 PM GMT
good call arthur, in fact every scene in that film is comedy gold

even the subtle delivery of walter saying, ok larry have it your way.

that line had me in tears laughing
Report cliveyboy • January 11, 2010 2:28 PM GMT
old school- dart gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljfGOrQTKhc

makes me laugh
Report Kevbetting superstar • January 11, 2010 2:46 PM GMT
Peoples popular front of Judea.
Report larrence • January 11, 2010 2:49 PM GMT
Some real classics on here, cheers all for the laughs :^0
Report TiptheOdds • January 11, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
Talking of Big Lebowski, the scene where Walter launches their friend´s ashes off the cliff...into the wind...and they blow back into Jeff Bridges face is a howler.
Report Hardley • January 11, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
Only fools, Grandad with the story about the "lucky" cigarette case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7fSsGOmkU&feature=related from 07:55
Report mitchell downie • January 11, 2010 3:01 PM GMT
only fools' where he falls through the bar, by a distance.
Report sibaroni • January 11, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
only fools a shocking inclusion, if I may say.
Report hunt lunt and cunningham • January 11, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
suprised no ones mentioned bilko,
the show where its biklos lucky day,he backs a horse in australia 100 lenghts clear,then the time zone kicks in and the thing gets caught.
without a doubt the funniest sit com ever,especially loved by gamblers and con men!!!
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
sib, NHS direct mate/
Report sibaroni • January 11, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
You listen to hunt lunt, he knows what he is talking about.
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 3:27 PM GMT
bilko, ffs
Report TiptheOdds • January 11, 2010 3:27 PM GMT
Big Lebowski
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XczJqembVto&feature=related
Report TiptheOdds • January 11, 2010 4:00 PM GMT
Check out the Man with Two Brains:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQZLsRyfwV4&feature=related

One of the funniest movies ever made.
Report yaboya • January 11, 2010 4:05 PM GMT
almost every episode of only fools is comedy genius
Report kingfisher 23 • January 11, 2010 4:06 PM GMT
these are japanese, these are hairy knees
Report Percy Filth • January 11, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
The naked wrestling scene in Borat
Report positively4thsteet • January 21, 2010 5:12 AM GMT
First ever Anger Management session....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOrSRgUPumU&feature=PlayList&p=5D85CB217CE5D785&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Report Roger The Butler • January 21, 2010 8:48 AM GMT
The comedy series that was on Channel 4 last year - Plus One.

The episode where the guy goes to a fancy dress party as a panda with black and white make up over his face, then has a car accident and is cut out of the panda suit and then discovered by a black paramedic who thinks he is a racist doing a black and white minstrel impression is brilliant.

The whole series was good but this was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Easily up there with Partridge.
Report finsbury • January 21, 2010 8:59 AM GMT
alan partridge when kept calling dan at the funeral also alan again when interviewing the farmer about the giant chickens
Report niceone • January 21, 2010 9:01 AM GMT
Citizen Smith

Christmas nativity scene.
Report Arch Stanton • January 21, 2010 10:49 AM GMT
Richard simmonds Camp fitness guru on whoes line is it anyway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k
Report Arch Stanton • January 21, 2010 10:56 AM GMT
Taxi....stoner jim taking his driving test


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk
Report GAZO • January 21, 2010 11:19 AM GMT
not a comedy but the scene in true romance were the guy knows the mob is going to kill him so he tells them a story about how italians are all decendents of black africans.
Report Tony Broke • January 21, 2010 11:44 AM GMT
another laurel and hardy which i managed to get hold of in a charity shop on video
its called the laurel and hardy murder case

theres a scene where a 'fake' looking bat flies through the window and into their bed, when they get in, it flap about and flies up in the air covered in the bedclothes, looking like a ghost and following them round..very funny..the other is the one where theye in some caravan type thing and get drunk and have a big fight with some other bloke.
Report alexander supertramp • January 21, 2010 11:48 AM GMT
GAZO 21 Jan 12:19


not a comedy but the scene in true romance were the guy knows the mob is going to kill him so he tells them a story about how italians are all decendents of black africans.


egg plant lmao
Report Velasquez • January 21, 2010 1:12 PM GMT
Three Stooges - Pop Goes the Easel ending.
Report Cranedo • January 21, 2010 1:52 PM GMT
Amanda Holdens acting in Big Top
Report PLASTIC PADDY • January 21, 2010 4:25 PM GMT
Abbott & Costello Baseball sketch
Fawlty Towers car breaking down
Alan Partridge with his secretary smearing chocolate and him telling her it looks like some kind of dirty protest
Zoolander walk off
Blues Brothers scene where they get beaten by the nun for swearing.
Report Ibrahima Sonko • January 21, 2010 4:28 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhvjfR_AVw

I uploaded this as it cracks me up.
Report redbag • January 21, 2010 4:30 PM GMT
michael crawford being dragged by the bus in some mothers do have em
Report morpteh mackem • January 21, 2010 7:29 PM GMT
bilko has been mentioned but the funniest sketch ive seen in bilko and best comedy scene i will ever see.
the chimpanzee has been mistakenly accepted into the army , they have to find a way to court martial him,colonel finds out he's bitten the chef , so he's court martialled, unfortunately for the army bilko decides to defend the chimp ( harry speakup )
enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Zqi1I6JrU

forgot to mention , its also the greatest ad lib of all time .
Report Augustine • January 21, 2010 7:49 PM GMT
Bob Hope in The Road to Utopia: "Give me a lemonade...in a dirty glass."
Report Glamourboy • January 21, 2010 8:07 PM GMT
"Jackson's Heights Own Randy Watson"....back in the days when Eddie Murphy was funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS8j9eNMZU&feature=related
Report Postman Pat • January 21, 2010 8:08 PM GMT
hate to be stereotypical but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLy5sP4gl1g
Report positively4thsteet • January 21, 2010 8:29 PM GMT
randy watson clip was about as funny as mock the week. i turned mtw off to watch some of these links ffs.
Report garlicbread • January 21, 2010 8:39 PM GMT
Reyes got the right answer with 'lick my love pump'.
Report positively4thsteet • February 3, 2010 10:56 PM GMT
One of the best was just on g.o.l.d now. Gary offers Tony an oyster on men behaving badly. Tony says "no they disagree with me". Gary picks up the oyster and pretending the oyster is speaking says "no we don't". They both fall about laughing.

remember p.ssing myself laughing when i saw that as a teenager. yeah yeah, you had to be there, i know.

on g.o.l.d +1 in about 55 mins if you fancy it
Report Jazzycat • February 4, 2010 2:35 PM GMT
"A role traditionally associated with a two-legged artiste"
Report Glamourboy • February 4, 2010 8:30 PM GMT
You know you are up against it when people find Men Behaving Badly funnier than Eddie Murphy.

However the is one of the best scenes from the Day Today

30% anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhvjfR_AVw
Report jamov • February 4, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
On the buses darts match, management v staff, olive and stan's mum PMSL
Report donemyconkers • February 4, 2010 8:36 PM GMT
when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window pane - I looked out - you know who ... Bloody Greta Garbo - stark naked save for a shortie nightie. ...
Report yeast • February 4, 2010 8:39 PM GMT
Laurel & Hardy in Night Owls. Ollie is pushing stan over a wall in the dead of night. As he gets to the top a cat runs over his arms. Cue bedlam. Genius.
Report citroen999 • February 4, 2010 8:40 PM GMT
sherrif is a ni?
Report citroen999 • February 4, 2010 8:41 PM GMT
what the hell was that sh1t... i mean a real song
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