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terry mccann
04 Feb 10 09:40
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mr. patel goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him its a £1 a word,
he only has £4 so he says to put in, "sonia patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words free,he said, thanks,put in, "sonia patel is dead,SHOP OPEN AS USUAL "

capello"s just spoken to wayne bridges and said " ive just rung JT and he"s lost the captains armband,do me a favour and have a look under the bed fot it"
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Report unmatched yet again • February 4, 2010 9:47 AM GMT
heard the same joke before about a jewish woman

the extra words were volvo for sale
Report terry mccann • February 4, 2010 9:50 AM GMT
lol,very good
Report padlock • February 4, 2010 9:50 AM GMT
wd
4/10
Report terry mccann • February 4, 2010 10:07 AM GMT
3 couple on their honeymoons together and the guys decided to have a little comp. to see who $hags the most on the big night. so as to not let the wifes know about this,they come up with a cunning plan which is to order a round of toast for every time they did the biz.

in the morning harry orders 3 rounds of toast,steve 4 rounds and keith 6, 4 white and 2 brown
Report Capt__F • February 4, 2010 10:07 AM GMT
capello 8 :D
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 4, 2010 10:15 AM GMT
Following a wager with Sir Alex Ferguson, Wayne Rooney gets the ok from the FA to arrange a friendly between England and Scotland in which he alone will represent England.
In front of a full house at Wembley, England stroll to a comfortable 2-0 win. However, in his post match press interview Rooney said that he felt he had let down his country and the fans, and that the victory would have been much more comprehensive if he hadn't been sent off after 14 minutes.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 4, 2010 11:21 AM GMT
Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
Report Facts • February 4, 2010 12:31 PM GMT
yaaaaawwwwnnnn
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