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03 Feb 10
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A loose collection of geographically disparate middle-aged misanthropic misfits waste the dwindling pool of their remaining time on Earth rehashing the same tired white-dog-poo threads. Fade to close.
A remake of Convoy. A middle aged man with a laptop in his lorry pretending to be a rather sexually active and unfussy woman grooms a whole army of horny keyboard romeo's to leave the house for the first time in years to meet up for a liason in a grubby motorway services.
I think those are....Betfair Chit-Chat Forum - The Movie....
Good point.
Betfair - The Movie:
Bloke does conkers.
Fin.
Betfair - The Movie:
Bloke does conkers.
Fin.
But there is a delicious twist in the plot, as all the online misogonists are rendered helpless incoherant dribblers by the shock appearance of a real life, non inflatable, non prostitute woman.
I said woman, not mutant shemale bint from hell.
Chit Chatter goes downstairs and announces
"Honey , I'm Homeeeeeee "
"Honey , I'm Homeeeeeee "
to find that 2 years ago his wife moved out and 3 foreign nationals families have moved in downstairs complete with 2x Brahma Bulls .
Money Tree The Headline performer brief cameo from mr winner
starring Jack Nicholas as DO WAH ...
the nest is played by Jack Straw
and the Cuckoo by Ron Nasty ..
the nest is played by Jack Straw
and the Cuckoo by Ron Nasty ..
surely Al 'Hoo-Hah' Pacino in some victorious in-running triumphs?
It'd be some French 'Cinema Verite' load of old tripe, with non-sequitirs everywhere, moody khunts sucking on Galoises before callind someone else Hitler, before wandering off alone to their bedsit ghost / w@nk1ng sock existence.
each way to be played by charles hawrey
ladycakes to be played by kathy burke
ladycakes to be played by kathy burke
thinking too much folks
carry on up the hard drive..
carry on up the hard drive..
Clocky
If it was autobiographical it would be something with a huge marketing budget that promised the world but delivered sweet FA, as well you know!
:)
If it was autobiographical it would be something with a huge marketing budget that promised the world but delivered sweet FA, as well you know!
:)
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