My CyberSex skills

"You'll have to wait half an hour for me to reload. Sorry." ?

'i put on my robe and wizard hat' ?????????????

''do you take it up the gary glitter''

Prob some fat old gay bloke in disguise :^0

Yeah but what about her?

When you say she is hot, do you mean sexually attractive or that she has a problem with her sweat glands?

i hope she has a MARVELLOUS**SPARKY

Hot girl, vaguely know her, demanding to be f*cked

Log off the betfair forum and get you shoes on ?

rhymed with stuff - honest guv

"I give the best oral in Britain"



"Source?"

very vaguely ?

VERY vaguely! Whoever was fraping her was actually quite good..

11:25pmMark
You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

11:25pmMelissa
Listen pussy clat - I am level 80 mage and i cast level 7 pussy rush volcano..and your dicks swells as big as a mango

is that doing it for you?

11:27pmMark
why would a level 80 mage ever cast a level 7 spell? That makes no sense, it'd be like a cordon bleu chef making smash! And to cast the pussy rush volcano spell you need the Flange of Avantar, which you can't have cos I have it.

11:27pmMelissa
stop being so stingy with the flange

u tight mess

GIVE ME THE FLANGE

11:28pmMark
You want the flange? You can't HANDLE the flange!

11:33pmMelissa
I have the** Of the Old Kingdom

and i am gonna ram it up your arse

11:34pmMark
I play my vial of lubrication card.

11:35pmMelissa
i trump you with my chalice of jiss card

11:36pmMark
I play my window of reversal card and it goes all over your face and tits and that.

11:37pmMelissa
oh you like it don't you

listen lets make this fantasy real life

i will bring my LARPing costume tomorrow to the stand

11:38pmMark
you do that! I'll be dressed as some sort of**, as will my 5 compadres

11:39pmMelissa
thye can join in

11:39pmMark
they'd like that, especially Ellie

11:44pmMelissa
you sicko

whos been on my facebook

11:45pmMark
lol

:0

Can someone put up the' wizard and hat ' post. please. I am desperate for a laugh. The forum has been a laugh free zone recently. I even have fond memories of the calvinator, even though some of the post were highly detrimental to women.

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Sorry - typo - I'll try to find it.

ha ha, ken

Maybe you are depressed ...Annie...?

Be careful, remember Stuart

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d98_1235137925

I demand the wizard back too, not laughed so much in all my lives.

No, I am not depressed, Leopard. Just missing the funny banter and jokes that used to be on here.

^^depressing post imo

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8** of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me **, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something