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bertiesmalls69
02 Feb 10 15:31
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Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 3:31 PM GMT
No ta.
Report bertiesmalls69 • February 2, 2010 3:32 PM GMT
each to their owm KM
Report cjhornet • February 2, 2010 3:33 PM GMT
Won't rust but very heavy
Report clacherholiday2 • February 2, 2010 3:37 PM GMT
dont really mind the taste of** in my mouth but would rather avoid a shower of it if poss
Report fallon,s whistle • February 2, 2010 5:27 PM GMT
yup.
Report Mc Moonbeam • February 2, 2010 5:30 PM GMT
do we swallow :|

haven't really done my research into this thoroughly enough tbh
Report morpteh mackem • February 2, 2010 5:32 PM GMT
think triton make the best.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 5:43 PM GMT
clacherholiday2 02 Feb 16:37


dont really mind the taste of **** in my mouth but would rather avoid a shower of it if poss


Quite how this didn't attract some kind of comment, I'll never know!!!
For my part, its a no. However, given the choice, I think I could tolerate getting pi55 on my skin, but would rather avoid getting it in my mouth.
Report Paddy Mayne • February 2, 2010 5:47 PM GMT
Good grief.. :(
Report Prima Donna • February 2, 2010 6:08 PM GMT
For christ sake what is the matter with you lot? Have you never seen any life? What is the matter with it? I can't see any problem with GS at all, in your mouth or not. A bit kinky I know but again whats the problem with being a bit kinky?!
Report macarony • February 2, 2010 6:09 PM GMT
depends whos doing the pi55ing
Report charwell. • February 2, 2010 6:16 PM GMT
Completely disgusting, you bunch of deviants.
Report macarony • February 2, 2010 6:19 PM GMT
prude
Report charwell. • February 2, 2010 6:21 PM GMT
I fail to see how anyone can get aroused with human waste. If that makes me a prude then so be it. I am happy with that. :)
Report BurtSaddo. • February 2, 2010 6:21 PM GMT
me too utter filth
Report bertiesmalls69 • February 2, 2010 6:23 PM GMT
strictly missionary for you saddo is it on a sunday morning if your lucks in ;-)
Report sidthekid • February 2, 2010 6:24 PM GMT
An ex sailor man who worked with me, told me a tale how he was Doped up, got on his knees and let some bird pee all over him, he said at the time he thought he was drinking Champagne!!!!!!!
Report Rod Tidwell • February 2, 2010 7:45 PM GMT
one of my favourite Lennon and Mc Cartney tracks
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 7:51 PM GMT
Prima Donna 02 Feb 19:08
For christ sake what is the matter with you lot? Have you never seen any life? What is the matter with it? I can't see any problem with GS at all, in your mouth or not. A bit kinky I know but again whats the problem with being a bit kinky?!

^ Prima once again you've raised the bar :^0
Report Prima Donna • February 2, 2010 7:52 PM GMT
I know I always do!
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 7:52 PM GMT
men love to be peed upon , what is the intrest , u just end up with wee everywhere
Report Sir Denis Eton-Hogg • February 2, 2010 7:53 PM GMT
would u sh1t on my chest ladycakes?
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 7:54 PM GMT
yes after iv eaten a kebab , like hell i wld never ever poop on someone sooo gross
Report Sir Denis Eton-Hogg • February 2, 2010 8:03 PM GMT
ok ty
Report thegame • February 2, 2010 8:30 PM GMT
I agree with macarony
Report enjbenjy • February 2, 2010 8:34 PM GMT
I'm pretty opened minded but I wouldn't let someone poo or wee on me. Watching a woman wee is tolerable but the poo deffo too far, would stink. I guess some of you enjoyed the two girls 1 cup porno?
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 8:40 PM GMT
:D sure they have all seen it
Report C r a n • February 2, 2010 8:48 PM GMT
it's a good idea to get someone to pee on you if you get stung by a jelly fish apparently
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 8:49 PM GMT
yes i heard that too , how nice u just get stung , and they peed upon!!
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 8:51 PM GMT
For what it's worth when I was in the falklands and my platoon was in a defence position lying in the snow with sleet coming down,I**ed myself for some momentary warmth.

That was in a extreme circumstance,my missus crouching over me in chez mid calder does not warrant the same emergency therefore I'm out ! ;\
Report Big Charlie • February 2, 2010 8:56 PM GMT
If you think 2 girls one ccup was bad, then came one man one glass.

Now try

3 blokes 1 hammer

I know 'men' who are afraid to watch it.

Not nice, but it didn't bother me at all.

BE WARNED
Not for the squeamish, women, poofs or children
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 8:56 PM GMT
ill have a look
Report No chatname registerd • February 2, 2010 8:58 PM GMT
I was 40 the identical twins were 19/20 and standing on top of my body when they both synchronised a little dribble.
I stopped it and said lets adjourn to the bath but we never did.

Other than that abortive joint effort, no experience of it..
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 8:59 PM GMT
^ delusional
Report Prima Donna • February 2, 2010 9:02 PM GMT
Dont try it outside you do feel cold almost immediately unless you are by the pool on a summers day and its hot,indoors in the bath or on a mop clean floor,it can burn your skin after about 5 mins,if you what a real hot f*ck the give her a glass of champagne get her to pi*s a splash in your glass then drink it up,it drives them wild they will hard f*ck you and shower you with the rest mmmmmmm try it
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 9:03 PM GMT
it wont let me watch that 3 men one hammer , how does it know im a girl
Report No chatname registerd • February 2, 2010 9:03 PM GMT
Actually happened Hearts, I can assure you.

The year? 1993 roughly and I saw a lovely girl out of my office in Peckham, South London. Raced down the street and caught up with her in a launderette. Started seeing her, she was from The West Midlands.
A year later her twinnie came downand I started seeing the pair of them, together ( Male fantasy I know, I lived it for 4 years).
They both had kids then....the first one had 3 and I stopped seeing her 5 years ago and I stopped seeing the one who came dowwn later, last year ( she had one kid).....perfectly true.
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
^ aplolgies I do remember you talking about it previously,perhaps I'm jealous :(
Report No chatname registerd • February 2, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
Funnily enough they both changed their names from fairly common Girls names to quite exotic names, which was a giggle.
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 9:08 PM GMT
:)
Report Big Charlie • February 2, 2010 9:09 PM GMT
ladycakes69 02 Feb 22:03
it wont let me watch that 3 men one hammer , how does it know im a girl


Stopped you turning it off, women rarely last 30 seconds of the almost 8 minutes.
Report enjbenjy • February 2, 2010 9:11 PM GMT
3 guys 1 hammer sounds rather gay to watch. At least 2 girls was some lesbo action!
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
well wont let u watch it anywhere now , im gonna check out this two girls one cup see what all the fuss is about
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 2, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
There is a time and place for golden showers, apparently half past two on a saturday afternoon at my local swimming baths isn't it.
Report No chatname registerd • February 2, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
You want the 100% honest truth Hearts?

Either 3 weeks b4 or aftein around 1993 I saw a lovely, slim, pretty, near 6 foot Girl ( around 17/18 years old) also in Peckham and I still see her to this day, almost, every week. She is now 33/34 years old.
In fact she is putting her little one to bed as I write this and I have to ring her at 10.30 to see when she wants me to return to Inner South London to see her tonight.

I hated the job in Peckham in Southwark Council, Social Services but it enabled me to notice those 2 girls so it had its compensations! lol
Report ladycakes69 • February 2, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
they dnt make it easy to find these videos , cnt find either of them now!! they did however have two men , one cup , wouldnt open either
Report Hearts.no1 • February 2, 2010 9:19 PM GMT
good stuff m8 :)
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