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02 Feb 10
08:47
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand from Claims Direct.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand from Claims Direct.
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did they pay the funds direct into his EGG card ?
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That's the worst yolk (joke) I've ever read, until I re-read this post.
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did he have to shell out any money up front ?
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I'm afried that's terrible, though I may poach it to tell other people.
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Am I in hot water ?
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No, but you're cracked
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2 fingers to you .
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2 fingers to you ,soldier
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posters scramble for the best egg-related puns
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Joe Jordan boiling
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probably poaching a joke somewhere ;-)
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Omoletting this one go by without attempting any punnery.
Al b (hopin) u men can do the same......... |
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Desmond, that last one was friggin painful
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LOL, I always have to go one too far!
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Yes, my "friends" Sam and Ella agree, these are awful.
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Not seen them for a while Ken. Ov u lately?
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Oh, varies, sometimes I see them every day, sometimes not for weeks at a time.
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I need to see them more regularly, they mean such a lot. In fact, I said to them the other week, "Do U know? U ter me are everything........etc". And they replied, "Dessie, U ter us........etc".
Lovely couple. |
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Yes, they always give cervix with a smile.
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LOL! I'm beat Ken, you win. Try as I may, I cannot shoehorn 'fallopian' into an even barely coherent sentence.
My punnery is going down the tubes these days. |
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No sense getting yourself in a flap.
... Mine too :( |
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rumour has it that he was pushed.
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You lot should lay off the puns
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Eggsactly
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what an eggstroadinary thread .
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Go to work all of you.
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:yep:
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:oops:
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