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Five By Five
02 Feb 10 08:47
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand from Claims Direct.
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Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 8:48 AM GMT
did they pay the funds direct into his EGG card ?
Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 8:49 AM GMT
That's the worst yolk (joke) I've ever read, until I re-read this post.
Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 8:50 AM GMT
did he have to shell out any money up front ?
Report Roger The Butler • February 2, 2010 8:51 AM GMT
I'm afried that's terrible, though I may poach it to tell other people.
Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 8:51 AM GMT
Am I in hot water ?
Report BillKiller • February 2, 2010 8:58 AM GMT
No, but you're cracked
Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 9:07 AM GMT
2 fingers to you .
Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 9:14 AM GMT
2 fingers to you ,soldier
Report Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics • February 2, 2010 9:34 AM GMT
posters scramble for the best egg-related puns
Report BillKiller • February 2, 2010 9:35 AM GMT
Joe Jordan boiling
Report BillKiller • February 2, 2010 10:31 AM GMT
probably poaching a joke somewhere ;-)
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 10:32 AM GMT
Omoletting this one go by without attempting any punnery.

Al b (hopin) u men can do the same.........
Report BillKiller • February 2, 2010 10:33 AM GMT
Desmond, that last one was friggin painful
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 10:34 AM GMT
LOL, I always have to go one too far!
Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 10:35 AM GMT
Yes, my "friends" Sam and Ella agree, these are awful.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 10:37 AM GMT
Not seen them for a while Ken. Ov u lately?

(apologies to Billkiller ;) )
Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 10:40 AM GMT
Oh, varies, sometimes I see them every day, sometimes not for weeks at a time.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 10:44 AM GMT
I need to see them more regularly, they mean such a lot. In fact, I said to them the other week, "Do U know? U ter me are everything........etc". And they replied, "Dessie, U ter us........etc".

Lovely couple.
Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 10:45 AM GMT
Yes, they always give cervix with a smile.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 10:48 AM GMT
LOL! I'm beat Ken, you win. Try as I may, I cannot shoehorn 'fallopian' into an even barely coherent sentence.

My punnery is going down the tubes these days.
Report Ken Masters • February 2, 2010 10:49 AM GMT
No sense getting yourself in a flap.

... Mine too :(
Report mitchell downie • February 2, 2010 10:51 AM GMT
rumour has it that he was pushed.
Report Capataz de Cargadores • February 2, 2010 10:51 AM GMT
You lot should lay off the puns
Report Big Charlie • February 2, 2010 11:16 AM GMT
Eggsactly
Report Joe Jordan • February 2, 2010 11:40 AM GMT
what an eggstroadinary thread .
Report Capataz de Cargadores • February 2, 2010 11:45 AM GMT
Go to work all of you.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
:yep:
Report Desmond Orchard • February 2, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
:oops:
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