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Peter Ridsdale
31 Jan 10 23:17
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When driving and its starts raining heavy and I have to put the wipers on the fastest speed it turns the mrs on so much, if were close to home its all good as its a guaranteed sh@g within 60 seconds of getting in the front door, bizarre to say the least :^0
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Report mitchell downie • January 31, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
thanks forsharing that.
Report Ovalman. • January 31, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
A fiver
Report Peter Ridsdale • January 31, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
Are you a virgin mitchell?
Report mitchell downie • January 31, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
not since 1970
Report Coachbuster • January 31, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
I'd move to Inverness or Manchester if i were you ;)
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 31, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
Me
Report Dobbo • January 31, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
21? A bit late
Report Klaus Kinski • January 31, 2010 11:22 PM GMT
Mine likes dirty talk which is good cause I love it.
Report GT • January 31, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
a 9 " c o c k
Report mitchell downie • January 31, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
It was Dobbo. :-)
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 31, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
Didn't even know you kept chickens GT!
Report Klaus Kinski • January 31, 2010 11:30 PM GMT
:) HRH
Report Ovalman. • January 31, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
Mine still would prefer the fiver.
Report GT • January 31, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
my mrs has loads of chickens hrh :(


and some ducks to feed also ;)
Report Big Charlie • February 1, 2010 2:48 PM GMT
Wife no.2 used to get turned on by watching my hands when I played a guitar.

Just as well she never waited long enough for me to sing - that would've ruined the moment. :)
Report bacontrout. • February 1, 2010 2:48 PM GMT
john terry :(
Report redbag • February 1, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
big charlie in his y fronts
Report annie. • February 1, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
Agree with you, bc. I have had boyfriends that played the guitar and it was very sexy.
Report Mully • February 1, 2010 2:55 PM GMT
Humbugs
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 1, 2010 3:01 PM GMT
Lucky you didn't play trombone BC.
Report shergarburger • February 1, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
fat balls
Report Java • February 1, 2010 3:06 PM GMT
Peter Ridsdale 01 Feb 00:17
When driving and its starts raining heavy and I have to put the wipers on the fastest speed it turns the mrs on so much, if were close to home its all good as its a guaranteed sh@g within 60 seconds of getting in the front door, bizarre to say the least

What happens when you need to clean the windscreen and just squirt some washer fluid on there and wipe fast - does that have the same effect or does it need to be raining?
Report Clockwork • February 1, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
Jump leads.
Report Ken Masters • February 1, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
The M4
Report casmaelscouse • February 1, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
bird i used to be with got turned on by pretending to be Queen Victoria and me being one of her servant boys .......the sh.t I used to say to her makes me laugh
Report Paddy Mayne • February 1, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
Peter Ridsdale 01 Feb 00:17
When driving and its starts raining heavy and I have to put the wipers on the fastest speed it turns the mrs on so much, if were close to home its all good as its a guaranteed sh@g within 60 seconds of getting in the front door, bizarre to say the least


What happens when it's raining and she has to get a mini cab home? :^0
Report fuzzyone • February 1, 2010 3:24 PM GMT
She doesnt pay a cab fare, the cabbie pays her ;)
Report HRH The Lager Khan • February 1, 2010 3:29 PM GMT
And why all the little Ridsdale's look like Jeff the window cleaner becomes less of a mystery.
Report Desmond Orchard • February 1, 2010 3:35 PM GMT
The switch that powers her inflation device.
Report Ken Masters • February 1, 2010 3:36 PM GMT
I bet she stops at every set of traffic lights too, just in case.
Report curious-cat • February 1, 2010 3:38 PM GMT
annie. 01 Feb 15:54
Agree with you, bc. I have had boyfriends that played the guitar and it was very sexy.


Is that 'cos strumming the guitar is a bit like a woman masturbating ?
Report Big Charlie • February 1, 2010 4:00 PM GMT
Your mrs uses all 8 fingers and both thumbs :)
Report rogerthebutler • February 1, 2010 4:04 PM GMT
curious-cat 01 Feb 16:38


annie. 01 Feb 15:54
Agree with you, bc. I have had boyfriends that played the guitar and it was very sexy.

Is that 'cos strumming the guitar is a bit like a woman masturbating ?

Not the way Mark King played bass for Level 42 it isn't.
Report Hoss • February 1, 2010 4:07 PM GMT
Peter Ridsdale 01 Feb 00:19
Are you a virgin mitchell?



mitchell downie 01 Feb 00:19
not since 1970


mitchell downie 01 Feb 00:24
It was Dobbo. :-)

:D
Report speedypro • February 1, 2010 5:46 PM GMT
Balloon whisk in a Bosch 440w hammer drill.
Report LaGramola • February 1, 2010 6:07 PM GMT
Tarmacing..
Report flushgordon • February 1, 2010 6:09 PM GMT
is your favourite song rain by the quo?
or lazing on a sunny afternoon by the kinks?
Report Big Charlie • February 1, 2010 10:51 PM GMT
Out of those two, the Kinks.
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