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30 Jan 10
18:09
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unprompted, just to be nice
how do i go about splaffing her rim from here? do i wait until she brings me another cream egg?
how do i go about splaffing her rim from here? do i wait until she brings me another cream egg?
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Journey tip - Pull back a bit of foil and make absolutely sure it's a creme egg in there...
i think i will test the water by asking for a cup of coffee, if it comes back as requested then could be quids in
Would now be a good time to reveal you work in the Cadburys factory and the scratch card was already a loser?
Ibrahima Sonko 30 Jan 19:10
eggs=fertility
lottery=lucky
Your in son.
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Have to say that is EXACTLY how I would have thought too!
Just ask her if she fancies a drink. Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
eggs=fertility
lottery=lucky
Your in son.
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Have to say that is EXACTLY how I would have thought too!
Just ask her if she fancies a drink. Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Fail to get all the foil off the egg. Ask here to help you remove the last of the foil, as you have no nails.
For extra power, hold onto the egg while she does so.
For extra power, hold onto the egg while she does so.
She is probably head of HR and it is one of the many pointless w@nk things that HR folk do for the employees. :-)
Ibrahima Sonko 30 Jan 19:20
& the egg was brown and that means one thing.
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pmsl
& the egg was brown and that means one thing.
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pmsl
well ive eaten the cream egg, taken my coffee and won bugger all on the scratch card, maybe ill go finger my bumhole in the toilet for a while and see what she says about the drink later
Hopefully you will win if not tell her that you won a bit on the scratch card and in return you would like to take her out for dinner.Simples :-)
I think you should return the favour and test the water by presenting her with a finger of fudge and 50p.
Tell her you didnt win on the scratch card but that you enjoyed the creme egg and you want to buy her dinner in return so that she can win the lottery.
Lie to her that you won on the scratchcard and then offer to take her out to dinner with the 'winnings'. Smooth.
The bottom line here is that unprompted gifts from women can only mean one thing. You are definitely in, no messing around. It is a token of her affection.
I can confirm this from my own exp. Good luck.
I can confirm this from my own exp. Good luck.
Totally agree.
Women don't do it, i was once on the receiving end of some red roses after i challenged her to this example.
I was very embarrassing and i didnt realise at the time it was her.
Women don't do it, i was once on the receiving end of some red roses after i challenged her to this example.
I was very embarrassing and i didnt realise at the time it was her.
So it's a cream egg for a cream pie for sure then?
shes really put me on the back foot making the first offer of cream egg+scratch card, ive no idea how to play this out.
we'll be done here in 5 minutes, ive asked her for a drink but she sent a text to her mate asking if they wanted to come down aswell, not a good sign
we'll be done here in 5 minutes, ive asked her for a drink but she sent a text to her mate asking if they wanted to come down aswell, not a good sign
relax, at least she didn't say no. Don't expect a jump first night, just be cool. Enjoy the drink, then next time you see her tell her how much you enjoyed her company and ask if she wants to go out just you and her. Remember, be cool!
Ask them how their cream eggs tasted and if they won on the scratchcard?
She buys you a cream egg and you buy her a drink in return? That's a good scam.
Dont worry about text to the mate. Could be she just a bit nervous the two of you right now, or it could be she wants her mate's opinion, or it could be that she really likes you but just doesn't want to appear overkeen.
If you get on well with her mate you will be well away.
What you MUST do is make a move if not tonight then the next time. No dithering or you will blow it.
If you get on well with her mate you will be well away.
What you MUST do is make a move if not tonight then the next time. No dithering or you will blow it.
Agree with Loz, don't hang about forever, you'll end up becoming a "good friend" which is a waste of everyones time.
just wait till you see the big fkn DENT she put in your car whilst reversing .
pay a lot of attention to her friend...she will hate it and then you are in (nap)
She,obviously, is desperate for your cack M8..
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