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24 Jan 10
20:13
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There's too much caffeine in my bloodstream, and a lack of real spice in my life
(Morrissey songs count too)
(Morrissey songs count too)
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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
Why ponder life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat?
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat?
She asked me to do things that would of made caligula blush
and the pain was enough
to make a shy bald buddhist reflect
and plan a mass murder
to make a shy bald buddhist reflect
and plan a mass murder
best smiths line and one of my fav lyrics ever..
heavy words are so lightly thrown
heavy words are so lightly thrown
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
You have never been in love until you have seen the dawn rise behind the home from the blind
Mpst people keep their brains between their legs (NB)
Mpst people keep their brains between their legs (NB)
a dreaded sunny day, so well go where were happy
and ill meet you at the cemetary gates
keates and yeats are on your side..
wiiiiiiilde is on mine
and ill meet you at the cemetary gates
keates and yeats are on your side..
wiiiiiiilde is on mine
if they dare touch a hair on your head i'll fight to my last breath.
I decree that life is simply taking and not giving, England is mine and it owes me a living.
Morrissey:
In the half-light, so English frowning. Then at midnight I, I can't get you out of my head.
In the half-light, so English frowning. Then at midnight I, I can't get you out of my head.
Jason**:-)
First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
There's a club if you'd like to go,
you could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home and you cry and you want to die.
Anyway, what's this thread about?
you could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home and you cry and you want to die.
Anyway, what's this thread about?
ummm... well its just a place where its quiet and dry
Willian Teach 24 Jan 22:00
Why ponder life's complexities
I always thought it was 'why pamper life's complexities'?
(Smiths)
Alabaster crashes down
Six months a long time
I've tried living in a real world instead of a shell
But before I began
I was bored before I even began
(Morrissey)
You have never been in love
Until you've seen the sunlight thrown
Over smashed human bone
Why ponder life's complexities
I always thought it was 'why pamper life's complexities'?
(Smiths)
Alabaster crashes down
Six months a long time
I've tried living in a real world instead of a shell
But before I began
I was bored before I even began
(Morrissey)
You have never been in love
Until you've seen the sunlight thrown
Over smashed human bone
she said, I know you and you cannot sing, I said that's nothing you should hear me play piano.
I never realised that you wrote poetry
I never realised you wrote such bl00dy awful poetry
(Frankly Mr Shankly)
I never realised you wrote such bl00dy awful poetry
(Frankly Mr Shankly)
'so i broke into the palace, with a sponge and a rusty spanner, she said i know you and you cannot sing ..'
Referring to the Michael Fagan break-in at Buckingham Palace and he sat on the bed for half-an-hour talking to the queen.
Referring to the Michael Fagan break-in at Buckingham Palace and he sat on the bed for half-an-hour talking to the queen.
I like:
Spending warm Summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
but:
Manchester so much to answer for
sums things up really.
Spending warm Summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
but:
Manchester so much to answer for
sums things up really.
I've had my face dragged in fifteen miles of **
And I do not / And I do not
And I do not like it
And I do not / And I do not
And I do not like it
Love Morrissey, could be one of dozens of lines. 'I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell' a definite favourite. Today I'll go for 'When you sleep, I will creep into your thoughts like a bad debt that you can't pay..'
Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates
Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
... yet people still say his lyrics are depressing
I thought Club Tropicana was Leonard Cohen. Idiot.
No, Lager, but I can see how you made that mistake...this was a Leonard Cohen one :
f you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain.
f you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain.
With "I" in front of the "f" obviously, like this : "If you like Pina Colada..."
Or, actually, with the wee "s" at the end of "colada" like this : "coladas" so that it's plural, denoting someone who likes a good exotic**tail based bevvy. That's why they study Morrissey and Leonard Cohen at colleges all over the Western world, except Stoke.
She's underage and she's underweight
And she's one month hooked and she's two months late
And she's one month hooked and she's two months late
He was originally from Northwich you know.
Rupert Holmes.
A fine lyricist imho.
Rupert Holmes.
A fine lyricist imho.
So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
a heartless hand on my shoulder
a push and it's over
alabaster crashes down
a push and it's over
alabaster crashes down
bet you never thought you'd get the opportunity huh
So If there's something you'd like to try, ask me, I won't say , no, how could I?
Why should I
waste valuable time
on people who dont care
if I
Live or die...
Qouted that a few times!
waste valuable time
on people who dont care
if I
Live or die...
Qouted that a few times!
I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges
Mozzer, Now My Heart is Full:
Tell all of my friends - I don't have too many,
Just some rain coated lover's puny brother
Tell all of my friends - I don't have too many,
Just some rain coated lover's puny brother
But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
Smiths
Oh Manchester so much to answer for............
On the shop floor there's a calender as obvious as snow as if we didnt know
Some Girls are bigger than others Some Girls are Bigger than others
Some Girls mothers are bigger than other girls mother...
Morrissey
There are explosive kegs between my legs..Dear God please help me :)
"Give us a drink and make it quick or else I am gonna be sick all over
your frankly vulgar Red Pullover.
Now see how the two colours blend my friend"
Oh Manchester so much to answer for............
On the shop floor there's a calender as obvious as snow as if we didnt know
Some Girls are bigger than others Some Girls are Bigger than others
Some Girls mothers are bigger than other girls mother...
Morrissey
There are explosive kegs between my legs..Dear God please help me :)
"Give us a drink and make it quick or else I am gonna be sick all over
your frankly vulgar Red Pullover.
Now see how the two colours blend my friend"
'friends are more important than girlfriends'
My mate used to say it when deciding on the nights plan of action. He said it was a Smiths lyric. Is that right?
My mate used to say it when deciding on the nights plan of action. He said it was a Smiths lyric. Is that right?
there always someone, somewhere, with a big nose who knows
'friends are more important than girlfriends'
My mate used to say it when deciding on the nights plan of action. He said it was a Smiths lyric. Is that right?
no
My mate used to say it when deciding on the nights plan of action. He said it was a Smiths lyric. Is that right?
no
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
why do y ou come here when y ou know it makes things hard for me.....
big-game-player 29 Jan 08:05
why do y ou come here when y ou know it makes things hard for me.....
morrissey not smiths
why do y ou come here when y ou know it makes things hard for me.....
morrissey not smiths
ul find a lot of morrissey lyrics on here.. i just like that one..
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
aka 'Some girls udders are bigger than other girls mothers'
I look at yours, you laugh at mine
And "love" is just a miserable lie
And "love" is just a miserable lie
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you cry and you want to die!
And you leave on your own
And you cry and you want to die!
So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
Head in the clouds and a mouth full of pie
Head in a blouse Everyone loves him I see why
Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave
He would love to touch but he might self combust
I could say more but you get the general idea...............
Head in a blouse Everyone loves him I see why
Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave
He would love to touch but he might self combust
I could say more but you get the general idea...............
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
if you have 5 seconds to spare, i'll tell you the story of my life.
I dreamt about you last night
and I fell out of bed twice
(Reel around the fountain)
and I fell out of bed twice
(Reel around the fountain)
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
everybody's got to live thier life
and god knows i've got to live mine
and god knows i've got to live mine
In my life
Why do i give valuable time
To people who I'd much rather
Kick in the eye
This is, I think, from a 1984 song. I very often think of this when I am speaking to reps that cold call.
Why do i give valuable time
To people who I'd much rather
Kick in the eye
This is, I think, from a 1984 song. I very often think of this when I am speaking to reps that cold call.
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry)
Loved and lost
and some may say
when usually its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry)
Loved and lost
and some may say
when usually its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
But ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
but we cannot cling
to the old dreams anymore
no, we cannot cling to those dreams
does the body rule the mind
or does the mind rule the body?
I dunno...
under the iron bridge we kissed
and although I ended up with sore lips
it just wasn't like
the old days anymore
no, it wasn't like those days
am I still ill?
England is mine and it owes me a living
But ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
but we cannot cling
to the old dreams anymore
no, we cannot cling to those dreams
does the body rule the mind
or does the mind rule the body?
I dunno...
under the iron bridge we kissed
and although I ended up with sore lips
it just wasn't like
the old days anymore
no, it wasn't like those days
am I still ill?
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