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Joe Jordan
29 Jan 10 10:23
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A car park ticket machine gives out its instructions in GERMAN once the car park is Full .
" The tickets come out in English until it registers the Car Park is full , then a glitch means it switches to German" says a spokesman .
"We have written out a notice on a card telling patrons that if their ticket is printed in German then we are full and they will have to wait for a space "...
Ve av vays of making you vait ... :-)

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Gallivanter
When: 29 Jan 10 10:27
Vorsprung durch Technik?
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 29 Jan 10 10:27
Stopped in a Traffic queue , handbrake on ,runny nose ? Tough
if you reach for a kleenex or Hankie you could get 3 points on your Licence and a £60 fine !!
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fined for blowing his nose while his vehicle was at a standstill.

Defiant: Mr Mancini says he will fight the fine all the way to court.


Michael Mancini had stopped his van in traffic and wiped his nose with a handkerchief,whilst stopped with his handbrake on .
When he moved off, he was pulled over by a policeman who told him he had "not been in control of his vehicle,whilst wiping his nose"..

Mr Mancini, from Ayrshire, was handed a £60 fixed penalty and given three points on his driving licence.

He told Sky News: "I thought they were joking and that it was a wind-up.

"I was stopped in traffic and had the handbrake on and thought to myself, 'Ive just got time to blow my nose.'

"Then police pulled me over and I was booked. I genuinely thought they were joking, that it was a wind-up."


It was the same Policeman who booked a guy for litter when his £10 note fell from his pocket onto the pavement .. ..
By:
Ken Masters
When: 29 Jan 10 10:27
Parken mach frei, imo.
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 29 Jan 10 10:28
they'll be printing the mail in german next
By:
Gallivanter
When: 29 Jan 10 10:29
We'll have a German queen next
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 29 Jan 10 10:31
and german tourists
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 29 Jan 10 10:31
Guy applies to POxford ..Says he has 10 A Levels + 14 GCSE at A* level ..
they take him in ..
Now its untravelling his Grammar School say " he has 3x A Levels , you would think somewhere like Oxford would check first before admitting someone to a place "
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 29 Jan 10 10:32
a spokesman for Oxford said " Et murus effibundi im seporium et flagalatum officio "..
By:
Gallivanter
When: 29 Jan 10 10:32
That's easy for him to say
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 29 Jan 10 10:35
I understood the FO bit at the end :-)
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