You utter utter s**m !!!!!!!!!

they don't have lockers?

IS HE A FORUMITE?

8sid?

IS SHE A FORUMITE?

:^0

So he'll end up in hospital and can nick her bag again?

** but don't put yourself at risk

canaryboy 27 Jan 19:02
they don't have lockers?

Like that would deter a low life s(umbag when anybody can open a locker with a teaspoon.

visible when you punch his lights out, i sincerely hope you give him 1 for me also the lowlife**bag

evening charlie wasnt copying there mate with my description just shows great minds think alike

agree sc**...

Hello PDC, you still working away from home ?
Must be a facking nightmare when the phone rings.

Visible, when planning to do this sort of this best not to make a public announcement in my experience.

That said, hope you get a result.

charlie back home till tmorro, then going to cardiff for 1 night only, so not bad of late, but yes still bad when the door knocks. i havnt heard from him for best part of 3 weeks now. but at least it is 3 weeks nearer him coming home ,keep saying it but no news = good news

Might I suggest a balaclava and a cosh. Its the right time of year to pop out of the shadows and do society a favour.then slip away into the night.

here here macarony, i will vote macarony for prime minister

I can be very persuasive if you know what I mean, its the Sicilian in me.

http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5/products/product_details.aspx?pid=45...

if he is a vermin smackhead dont give it the 'personal touch' just watch him enter his abode and set fire to it thru the letterbox... hopefully you will take about 5-6 out..

extreme but fair

Can I just say whatever you do don't mention why you are giving him a kicking just do it and keep quiet.

you can call him a thieving** tho and that would just get him wondering

no benji is right he shouldn't say a word. Just do it. Could be implications for his woman if the idiot realises what it's all about

:^0

avoid the blood you dont want hepatitus or worse wear a condom on your fist.

for punching with of course ,unless you have hands like shovels ?

flushgordon 27 Jan 20:08
avoid the blood you dont want hepatitus or worse wear a condom on your fist.
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Didn't realise THAT was on the cards :0 :0
I'd just stick to kicking him ..

Name and shame !

username ..............

Thinly vieled "I am in a civil partnership with Martin Platt"

If I may be allowed to pass on what could be very valuable advice.

Now that you have announced your intention to all and sundry, in effect implicating yourself in any potential assault on this nasty piece of work- DO NOTHING!

Why, because you have given evidence BEFORE the assault that you are going to be guilty.

Retribution is a wonderful tool if used correctly. And announcing your intent on a forum is not the way to go about it and was a big mistake. These criminals must be eliminated with extreme prejudice but the perpetrator must remain unknown and no evidence provided whatsoever.

I hope this advice has been useful.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER: Dr Aristotle Slicer can not and does not condone any form of violence whatsoever and beliefs that justice should always be allowed to take its course.

must surely be in the hall of fame of nonsene keyboard warrior posts.

re you talking to me?

leave a library card made out to Dr Aristotle Slicer on the scene.

perhaps he will give you his address on here :p

Mr Cat- if I told you the calling card that I leave, I would have to shoot you! ;)

I would imagine most Cats would be terribly afraid of someone called ......Dr Slicer :0 :0

Exactly!

I am very good at making cats musical!

I orchestrate them! :)

He must be hard..beating an already downtroden and no doubt ill man..go get 'em tiger.

He is ill alright ....robbing the person trying to hrelp him ...

Was walking past the social welfare office in Dublin today. The s*um inhabiting these places makes me genuinely pity the workers there. 2 slobs in pyjamas and a trackie in claiming their benefits with a can of druids cider in hand. On the way out an elderly man was walking in to receive the literary award of "Watch where ya goin ya F**king c**t". Beautiful, trully makes me proud to be Irish.

Like that would deter a low life s(umbag when anybody can open a locker with a teaspoon.

It would actually .. but still

I'II put it back then

diamond i am afraid its like it most places now ,if you are irish ,english ,scottish ,or welsh life is sad these days

sure you were just walking .. past ..

lol you have me rumbled ;)

There@s always the option of a cast iron alibi

there's

I know your name & where you live & I will be paying you a visit some time soon, and it will not be a social call.

show some testicles, man. "some time soon" should read "some time tonight"

keyboard warrior rating 1/10

walofs

this thread reminds me of an episode of Peep Show

End him

when you punch his lights out, i sincerely hope you give him 1 for me

I don't think he wants to be removing his trousers when he is conducting a quick and stealthy violent attack.

Don't ask someone else to carry out your own bumming fantasies imo