ways to get broken britain back on track

chav camps

Who on earth would want to attend a camp to learn how to become a Chav?

ban hoodies?

1,000,000 more prison places.
Minimum term for burglary - 10 years
Statutory punishment for rape, murder and child abuse - Death.
Sentance for ilitaracy - Withdrawl of posting rights.

Sentance for ilitaracy - Withdrawl of posting rights.

:)

Oh, here's another one:

Overhaul of a benefits system where someone can inherit a million quid and still receive £200/week in tax credits.

Have appropriate sentences for people who have little or no respect for the lives of others when driving their cars.

Abolish the outdated current human rights law, its just a gravy train for lawyers.
Withdraw from eu
bring back death penalty for murder
Rapist to be castrated + 25 years minimum jail
20 Prison for any violent crime carried out on innocent people
Send back all state dependent immigrants
Any child between 9 and 18 who commit2 or more crimes..Borstal +2 years national service on 18th Birthday..
All paedophiles to be Jailed for life.
All jails to have a mobile phone blocker installed and to consist of a matress on the floor and a sink.and to be confined to their cell for 23 hours a day..Thats just for starters

invade liechtenstein!

Any child between 9 and 18 who commit2 or more crimes..Borstal +2 years national service on 18th Birthday..

wow,a slight U turn from your previous posts about killing children, well done

garlicbread 25 Jan 12:00
Oh, here's another one:

Overhaul of a benefits system where someone can inherit a million quid and still receive £200/week in tax credits.
And don't forget millionaires claiming child benefit.

Ban oven *****and pie.

shot all ncp wardens

shoot or shot makes no differance

£25 min for three numbers on the lottery

kill bob the builder

"liamcol 25 Jan 12:14

And don't forget millionaires claiming child benefit."

You don't claim child benefit - it gets sent to you automatically once you have registered the birth of a child. It is an absolute facking disgrace but it isn't the fault of the people who don't need it and receive it.

A more fundamental point is why does anyone get child benefit? One of the biggest problems we have as a society is that people who shouldn't have children have too many of them. Paying them to have more is pretty much the last thing we should be doing.

In fact, the failsafe way to**all of this country's ailments is to remove all forms of benefit and replace them with means tested vouchers which can be exchanged for miso soup and nappies and for nothing else.

In fact, the failsafe way to**all of this country's ailments is to remove all forms of benefit and replace them with means tested vouchers which can be exchanged for miso soup and nappies and for nothing else.

I think thats slightly simplistic and prob not really possible, however in principle i entirely agree, wonder what % of Child Benefit gets smoked/drunk etc by Chavette mothers?

Totally agree about the child benefit scenario. You've not been around for a while IGUN?

IGUN, that's correct, i actually meant to say receiving rather than claiming.

Its Grim Up North 25 Jan 12:28


In fact, the failsafe way to**all of this country's ailments is to remove all forms of benefit and replace them with means tested vouchers which can be exchanged for miso soup and nappies and for nothing else.


..just a guess but surely such Draconian measures may cause a significant rise in the crime rate.

LONELY RAFA....NO KIDS ,DON'T COMMENT....

In fact, the failsafe way to**all of this country's ailments is to remove all forms of benefit and replace them with means tested vouchers which can be exchanged for miso soup and nappies and for nothing else.

agree 100%

and not only that but unemployment will go down with the extra police on the streets to combat the increase in crime

and who will be playing for all these extra police?

paying

sorry should put the smiley :D

No, Huckerson. Combination of being busy at work etc. and realising what a time drain this place is and the fact that virtually all the intelligent/entertaining posters on the football forum got banned/driven out by the mentalists. A bit quieter at the moment and feeling nostalgic so dipping my toes back into the water...

Agree my proposal is a touch simplistic but something along those lines needs to be done. The problem is that there is no pain-free, quick**solution. The only way to actually**the problem is to pretty much sacrifice a generation which is currently on benefits by withdrawing them. That would have a huge number of short-term problems (one of which is an increase in crime) but over the longer term it would remove the dependence on the State.

It will, of course, never happen. Possibly because morally no government is prepared to make sacrifices of that nature (which, if true, would be defensible) but in reality because it would render the party which proposed it unelectable.

1.Introduce life skills into school curriculum to include all aspects of life including parenthood , manners , cookery , home accounts etc. , to actually prepare children for adult life .

2.National service for anybody 16 -20 who is not in education or employment , to carry out community work .

3.Fines and short prison sentences to be replaced by work placements that actually benefit the community .

4. Abolish inheritance tax (why should anybody pay tax twice ?)

5.Abolish child benefit (outdated , should be means tested)

6.All immigrants into country should swear allegiance to Great Britain , made to learn and speak English , made to find employment , make sure all children attend school . Any not abiding by rules or committing serious crimes to be deported back to country of origin.

7 All bank charges , interest rates , bonuses to be limited by central body .

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Agreed, the 7 or 8 people on footie worth speaking to seem to have disappeared. Not surprised you're busy, the amount of people your industry has shed! Affected me big time.

Yes it seems as though Governments are more concerned with re-election than actually advancing the nations interests. However I doubt that there has really been a time when this was not the case :(

Shami Chakrabati to be Prime Minister

Tax relief for mixed race marriages

£500 golden handshake for Non-EEC residents entering Britain to work.

Shorter jail sentances for embezzelers, fraudsters and art thieves.

Tax releif on estates worth over £50,000

Statue of Peter Tatchell to be erected in Trafalgar Square.

Banning of the English Defence League

you ain't a liberal Roger so stop trying!!!

Make MP's prove they are doing it for the public good and not to feather their own nests or as a stepping stone to a seat on the board of some big corporation. Not sure how we prove it though.

eyeball 25 Jan 12:42


1.Introduce life skills into school curriculum to include all aspects of life including parenthood , manners , cookery , home accounts etc. , to actually prepare children for adult life .

This is a sad state of affairs, obviously shouldn't be the schools job but is unfortunately the best idea on this thread :) :(

I actually worked with someone who blamed the teachers for why her (now adult) son was such a waste of space

end 90% of the statistics and reports done about public sector areas and abolish public sector non technical courses. it seems to me that 75% of council and civil servants are employed wither to run courses for other civil servants or to rate other cilivl servants in some pathetic back slaping way

Makes me chuckle the way you lot always talk about chavs, the masses, great unwashed, etc. as if you're above all that and live in mansions with butlers. I bet half of you lot are jobless and living on a council estate yourself.

how dare you

dambuster 25 Jan 12:07
Rapist to be castrated + 25 years minimum jail

All women who make false claims about being sexually assaulted to have their breasts hacked off with a rusty saw without anaesthetic + 25 years minimum jail.

True, Huckerson. We haven't had to let people go but the guys I seem to recall you worked with have had a really torrid time.

Devil's advocate

I assume this is either you living up to your name, or in fact its just a load of cr*p. I am reticent to stereotype chit-chatters as anything, but I would be reasonably sure that most are not indeed Chavs

innit :P

get rid of all government advertising from the ridiculuus moira stewart in a cupboard talking about tax returns to getting soem actor to talk 'streettalk' about claiming soem sixth form educational allowance

Child of the Rafalution: I never said living in a council estate and being jobless made you a chav. You obviously think so though ;-) Shame on you.

scrap democracy, it doesn't work

Reyes - democracy works just fine as long as everybody just does as they are told. This freedom of speech malarkey will end in tears too.

Child of the Rafalution: I never said living in a council estate and being jobless made you a chav. You obviously think so though Shame on you.

I am shamed. Were iz ma jiro?

100% Inheiritance tax.

You could then get rid of income tax and VAT.

Bring in some incentive to make it worthwile to work .

No Government will ever acknowledge this and don't want to .


Why should someone be expected to work for the minimum wage set at 6 pounds an hour ?

Its pitiful .
£9 an hour (which is still a pittance ) would be enough to bring enough people off benefits so it would be self funding

So why would any government not do that then?

fook knows . Only thing i can think is that the Gov't don't think the Unemployed population are suitable for work in the first place

God knows how anyone exists on the £6 an hour jobs in and around London. By the time you've paid housing expenses you are doing well to feed yourself.

OK......this has to be the way forward!

Having read the comments, on here, some of which are sensible, and some of which, perhaps,
are a tad radical.....

The answer is simple!

Chit Chat members should be asked to form a government!

I mean, you get radicals, and raving lunatics, in all the other parties, plus too many
who can't spell, and write a decent letter!

Who does that bring to mind I ask?

I would like to be "The Minister of Punctuation" as that was never my strong suit!

Coachbuster 25 Jan 16:44
fook knows . Only thing i can think is that the Gov't don't think the Unemployed population are suitable for work in the first place
Think you have hit the nail on the head there.
Young indigenous chavs and chavesses have no desire to work for 6 or 9 pound an hour, their ambitions are to be reality tv stars and **s.

The £6 per hr jobs are done by immigrants living 6 to a room...

The Leopard 25 Jan 17:22
The £6 per hr jobs are done by immigrants living 6 to a room...

you ever watched "auf weidersehn pet"?

a complete overhaul of the banking system.

garlicbread 25 Jan 11:57


1,000,000 more prison places.
Minimum term for burglary - 10 years
Statutory punishment for rape, murder and child abuse - Death.
Sentance for ilitaracy - Withdrawl of posting rights.


what if you are innocent, in ref to death!!

Teach the Government how to trade on Betfair** and make millions. Invest it back into us and hey problem solved!!! ;-)

B.etdaq

Invade France

....Invade France....

And what shall we do Tuesday ?

;-)

Stoning to death for anyone latching onto tabloid catchphrases in an attempt to become some sort of voice of reason.

I would make sure that At the races and Racing uk delay was within 0.5 seconds of live footage.

discover another massive oil field (nap)

stop whinging

Irchester is one of my favourite forumites.

eyeball 25 Jan 12:42
1.Introduce life skills into school curriculum to include all aspects of life including parenthood , manners , cookery , home accounts etc. , to actually prepare children for adult life .

Correct. Finishing School for the masses. And the boys. Job done.

Make good British spooge (not the namby pamby foreign stuff) something that can be exchanged for cash anywhere, not just a sperm bank.

Quote: "Irchester is one of my favourite forumites".

thanks!

everyone with mental illness to use st johns wart.

st john would need to have a really big wart.

Give every Briton over 17 y.o. £10,000 per annum just for being there.

Get out of work Muslim terrorists cleaning the streets.

Make everyone grow there own food.

Make everyone take a tab of LSD on sundays.