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26 Jan 10
15:06
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what a load of codswallop.you have more chance of being hit by a hot air balloon at midnight.Why are they saying these things.
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is that a zepellin overhead?
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Quick! Duck!
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They said "highly probable" didn't they?...or words to that effect.
That means 80% in my book.A 1-4 chance. Would you be backing or laying at 1-4 that there is a terrorist attack in the the next month in Great Britain? And the next day Bin Laden releases another tape making an announcement.That's a coincidence isn't it. I don't beleivea**inword of it. |
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the English issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. The Scots raised their threat level from **ed Off" to "Let's get the ######". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case. New Zealand has also raised its security levels from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper airplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath). New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "sh1t, I hope Australia will come and rescue us". Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend," and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. |
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wonderful, Mr Wur
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very funny wur
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Wur the man.
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I wonder what the German levels are?
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Specsavers Mr.Goring.
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These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
classic |
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Great stuff ^ :D ^
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don't think for a moment that the grey eminences won't sacrifice a few plebs in order to say we told you so.
just wondering what/who they'll target. freemasons are very much influenced by symbols and numbers- something will probably happen on a date of importance to them. |
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Seems someone in India said
Hijacked plane to be smashed into British city!!!!!!!! Todays papers :) |
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evingormlis 26 Jan 20:03
freemasons are very much influenced by symbols and numbers- something will probably happen on a date of importance to them. ****************************************************** WOOT WOOT WOOT Nutter alert WOOT WOOT WOOT |
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my mate's a free mason
he installs fireplaces for nowt |
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20:10 on 20th Oct 2010 - thus spoke Tarby
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My next door neighbour's a freemason. Goes out on the lash with them every couple of weeks.
Seems pretty harmless. Mind you, at 78 I suppose his bringing-down-of-nations days are behind him. |
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Would be odd move Tarby - most of the commuters gone home by then
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