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Slicer
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please!

My day's work unexpectedly cancelled so I decided to drop in hear for an hour for intellectual stimulation.

PLEASE- no Grauniad reading, sandal and cardigan wearing, let em all in and give all criminals a medal, basketweaving liberals if you don't mind.

Dr Aristotle Slicer PhD MB BS B Pharm MRCVS DRCOG Cert BHD
Consultant in Almost Everything
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Report madsimon • January 25, 2010 12:16 PM GMT
if, as a human being, you are 100% made up of lifeless atoms ,why are you alive?
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 12:17 PM GMT
Because you are NOT made up of lifeless atoms!

I hope this clarifies the matter!
Report sfc1976 • January 25, 2010 12:17 PM GMT
does a falling tree in a forest make no sound when there is no one there to listen to it?
Report madsimon • January 25, 2010 12:19 PM GMT
Is evil an intrinsic and absolute concept or is it relative to the society from which it operates?
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 12:21 PM GMT
Yes- a falling tree in a forest does make a sound even if there is no one their to here it. This can be proven by leaving a recording device at the site and evacuating the area.

I hope this clarifies the matter!
Report madsimon • January 25, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
but a recording device surely just replicates a human ear. with no device there would be no sound for sound is only airwaves
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 12:25 PM GMT
Evil IS intrinsic and also a concept.
We all know intrinsically evil people. However although evil can be absolute, the extent of evil is relative in certain socieies.
For example all decent human think suicide bombing especially women and children is pure evil. However certain followers of a certain religion applaud this action.
Report madsimon • January 25, 2010 12:29 PM GMT
how would the world be different in a thousand years time if i decided to eat at Mcdonals today and not Pizza hut?
Report shergarburger • January 25, 2010 12:29 PM GMT
does colour exist or is it a product of the brain of the beholder?
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 25, 2010 12:50 PM GMT
My life is a shambles, my confidence shot to bits. I am withdrawn, have no career, no social life and no friends. My family shun me and my children have disowned me. I am at my wits end. I lie awake at night and ask myself the same question, over and over again - and I just don't know the answer. Dr, please, please tell me - what really is the correct order to do Girls Aloud?
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:09 PM GMT
Sorry for the delay- BetFair forgot to feed the rat that runs in the wheel that turns the clockwork mechanism that runs the Sinclair Spectrum that runs whole BF operation.
Report THE CATT • January 25, 2010 1:09 PM GMT
did/do you have a football system that gives you a guarunteed profit
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:10 PM GMT
Madsimon- dont worry about it- the world will not exist in a thousand years time!
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:11 PM GMT
Colour exists- and is only perceived but not created by the human brain!
Report shergarburger • January 25, 2010 1:12 PM GMT
can you please prove to me that colour exists
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:12 PM GMT
HRH- their is no particular order, but I would leave the ugly one to last and make sure I turn the light out before commencement.
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:14 PM GMT
The CATT- your question is not of a philosophical nature being an absolute certainty with no possibility of doubt.
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
Regarding colour-ou can prove it yourself.
Look outside at the nearest green leaf.
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:17 PM GMT
Because I am very generous, I shall keep my clinic open for an additional 15 mins due to the outage!
Report Occam's Razor • January 25, 2010 1:18 PM GMT
What is your Phd in?
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:24 PM GMT
My thesis was on "The importance of string theory on in running performance of race horses in the United Kingdom."
Report Occam's Razor • January 25, 2010 1:26 PM GMT
I read that.

You didn't factor in D-Branes and Quarks when trading fillies IMO.
Report Slicer • January 25, 2010 1:30 PM GMT
Mr Razor- you are clearly an edumacated fellow and I am gld you read my thesis. I left out trading fillies because that is covered in a separate PhD in Pimpology. I did not take that course.
Report mitchell downie • January 25, 2010 1:45 PM GMT
Slicer 25 Jan 14:09
Sorry for the delay- BetFair forgot to feed the rat that runs in the wheel that turns the clockwork mechanism that runs the Sinclair Spectrum that runs whole BF operation.


lol, the old brain is as sharp as ever.
Report Big Charlie • January 25, 2010 5:33 PM GMT
:)
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