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The European Commision has just announced an agreement whereby English will be adopted as the
official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other option.
As part of the negotiation Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling left some room for improvement
and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that will be known as Euro-English.
In the first year the soft "c" will be replaced. Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will
be dropped in favour of the "k".This should clear up Konfusion and keyboards kan have one letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by the "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated
changes kan bekome possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of duble leters, that have always been a
deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgasful and it
should be droped.
By the 4th yar,peopl vill be reseptive to steps such as replasing "th" vith "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After ziz fifz yar, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. zer vil be no mor trubl or dificultis und evri vun vil find it ezi to
onderstand ech ozer. Zen ze drem vil finaly kum tru!!
official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other option.
As part of the negotiation Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling left some room for improvement
and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that will be known as Euro-English.
In the first year the soft "c" will be replaced. Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will
be dropped in favour of the "k".This should clear up Konfusion and keyboards kan have one letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by the "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated
changes kan bekome possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of duble leters, that have always been a
deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgasful and it
should be droped.
By the 4th yar,peopl vill be reseptive to steps such as replasing "th" vith "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After ziz fifz yar, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. zer vil be no mor trubl or dificultis und evri vun vil find it ezi to
onderstand ech ozer. Zen ze drem vil finaly kum tru!!
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The European Commision has just announced an agreement whereby English will be adopted as the
official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other option. As part of the negotiation Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling left some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that will be known as Euro-English. In the first year the soft "c" will be replaced. Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k".This should clear up Konfusion and keyboards kan have one letter less. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes kan bekome possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of duble leters, that have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgasful and it should be droped. By the 4th yar,peopl vill be reseptive to steps such as replasing "th" vith "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ziz fifz yar, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. zer vil be no mor trubl or dificultis und evri vun vil find it ezi to onderstand ech ozer. Zen ze drem vil finaly kum tru!! |
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English is more is spoken by more people around the world than German. EU in common sense shocker
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joke as old as the hills
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joke as old as the hills
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thanks clocky, one of my favourites of all time and I lost it when my hard drive got trashed :D
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Nein problem, Tevez.
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English is more is spoken by more people around the world than German. EU in common sense shocker
We should all learn Mandarin. |