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Do wah Diddy
21 Jan 10 14:20
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IVE HUNDREDS,BUT ILL START AT THE LITTLE SCHOOL,I NEVER GOT A DRUM TO WALK ROUND THE HALLWHEN IT WAS MUSIC TIME,I ALLWAYS GOT A TRIANGLE OR TAMBOREEN ,I WAS TOOSHY TO DEMAND A DRUM

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By:
Mr Eboue
When: 21 Jan 10 14:21
I was mugged a year ago.

Me and another victim corectly identified him yet the crown prosecution service didnt want to know.

The ** glassed a man a few weeks ago.

Who is now blind in one eye.
By:
Java
When: 21 Jan 10 14:22
When I was a kid, Rupert asked if I wanted a sip of his coke. I said yes. He gave me the can and it was empty! He then ran off and I had to go and find a bin. Mother-F*cker. :(
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:24
THEN THEIR WAS THE BIG SCHOOL ,THESE INJUSTICES ARE NOT IN ALFABETICAL ORDER,THE RELIGIOUS INSTRUCTURE TEACHER ASKED ME TO STAY BEHIND AT THE END OF THE LESSON,HE SAID SOMEONE HAD WROTE F OFF IN THE BIBLE AND IT LOOKED LIKE MY WRITEING,

I TOLD HIM I DIDNT DO IT AND IM ONE OF THE FEW WHO DIDNT EVEN WRITEON THE DESK,I STILL WONDER IF HE THINKS IT WAS ME,IT WAS NOT
By:
snoozedoggydog
When: 21 Jan 10 14:25
deserved it for being a friend with rupert
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:26
JAVA ITS LITTLR THINGSLIKE THAT THAT ,CAN MAKE YOU AN ALCOHOLICK,YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM AND MOOVE ON
By:
Java
When: 21 Jan 10 14:28
Rupert was a menace. At primary school he told me to climb onto the top of the wardrobe and he would meet me up there. He ran off and then the teacher walked in and phoned my parents.
By:
owl4life
When: 21 Jan 10 14:29
whats rupert doin now?
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:29
JAVA THIS RUPERT WILL PROBERBLY BE IN JAIL NOW
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:31
MY MAM TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL ,SHE SAID WE WERE GOING TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY BROTHER TO HAVE AN INJECTION,WHEN WE GOT THEIR THE NURSE TOLD ME TO DROP MY TROUSERS AND STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY BUM,MY MOTHER LIED TO ME TO GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL,
IM STILL TRAUMATIZED
By:
BIG GURU
When: 21 Jan 10 14:33
IT'S RUPERT I FEEL SORRY FOR..........................................................RUPERT FFS.
By:
Java
When: 21 Jan 10 14:33
I dunno - he moved away from the area. His old man was a big wig in the police force but I think his career hit the skids after a suspect "passed away" on his watch. I think I had some hero worship issues as Rupert was about 6 foot at the age of 8.
By:
snoozedoggydog
When: 21 Jan 10 14:33
shut up wittering and tell us more about rupert
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:36
OH RUPERTS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU,THAN MY TRAUMATIC LIFE
By:
rogerthebutler
When: 21 Jan 10 14:36
I've been a Tottenham Hotspur supporter all my life.

Just when you think there is a gnat's c0cks chance of them actually achieving anything or having to win a season-defining game, they turn round and crap straight into your mouth.

I DEMAND RETRIBUTION!! I want a sackload of money and enforced blo-jobs off Angeline Jolie every day for the rest of my life.
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:40
I SAVED MY MONEY UP TO TAKE A GIRL TO THE PICTURES,I SAVED HALF A BAR OF CHOCOLATE AS WELL,I TOLD HER ID MEET HER IN THE PICTURES,SHE WENT UPSTAIRS AND I WENT DOWNSTAIRS WHICH WAS 3D DEARER ,I THOUGHT SHE COULD NOT AFFORD THE EXTRA 3D

I MISSED HER AND HAD TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE MY SELF,I COULDNT ENJOY HOPAONG CASSIDY WONDERING WHERE SHE WAS
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:42
MY PARENTS MADE ME GO TO THE SHOP AND DO SOME ERRANDS ,SOMETIMES I TOOK MY BROTHER,BUT WHEN HE GREW UP TO MY AGE ,THEY STILL MADE ME GO
By:
owl4life
When: 21 Jan 10 14:44
let it all out mate
By:
Java
When: 21 Jan 10 14:44
New Year's Eve 2002 - just been to a ball at Chelsea football ground. Was at a bus stop wearing a DJ. Dennis had had his dinner jacket stolen at the ball. He shouted out the "C" word at nobody in particular. A skinhead marched across the road, straight past Dennis and smacked me straight in the face knocking me over. FFS.
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:46
I USED TO GO ROUND CHOPPING TREES DOWN GATHEREING BONTEE WOOD AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BURN ON BONFIRE,THEN ON BONFIRE NIGHT WHEN I WANTED TO LIGHT IT LIKE A VIKING,THE GROWN UP LIT IT AND SAID IT WAS DANGEROUS,THEY DIDNT EVEN WAIT TILL I GOT THERE

I CROSSED ROADS PULLING TREES BEHIND ME FROM THE LOCAL CHURCH ,NO ONE SAID MIND YOU DONT GET RUN OVER
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:48
MY BIG FRIEND LET ME KEEP ALL THE BIG PENNIES AND HE KEPT ALL THE SMALL LARGE AMOUNTS OF COINAGE WHEN WE WENT GUY FAULKES COLLECTING
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 14:49
ILL BE BACK ,BUT ITS ALL GETTING TOO MUCH FOR ME
By:
selina
When: 21 Jan 10 15:02
When I worked as a IT contractor I didn't want to extend my current contract with the government dept that I was working for (it only had 2 days to run) so the project manager terminated my current contract claiming that 'I didn't didn't meet the required standards". Strangely enough I'd been there for about 4 years, my last internal appraisal was extremely good and they were offering me a further extension. I would therefore suggest that my current contract was terminated out of spite and not for the reason given.

Most annoying of all is that the project manager has recently been awarded a CBE -
un(f'in)believable !!!
By:
MC Roller
When: 21 Jan 10 15:23
Plenty, and they're not nice. But listing all my painful experiences here will only make me feel worse. Unfair as life is sometimes we have to get on with it. Can be tough though when you are harshly treated and no one gives a damn.

I was only put here to suffer, and be severely tested mentally. :(
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 21 Jan 10 15:28
I was going to a company christmas dinner about 20 years ago, and decided to walk the short distance to a friends taxi company. I smoked at the time and popped into a local shop for a fresh packet of cigarettes, when I came out a chap grabbed me around the throat and a woman went for my hands and straight away I thought I was being mugged. A swift uppercut knocked the bloke spark out then all hell broke loose as about 8 others jumped on me and dragged me into a van, it was the serious crimes squad. They cuffed me and put my hands into a plastic bag then took me to the police station for a full strip search. I was going absolutely ballistic, I had never been in trouble with the police in my life. As soon as the search finished these drug officers vanished as quickly as they had appeared and it was left to an ordinary police sergeant to tell me I was being released with no charge and would i like a lift to the restaurant. The next day I went to see a solicitor about it and his advice was to put it down to experience as these people were a law unto themselves and they could make life very difficult for me!!!!
It turns out it was a case of mistaken identity and they did get someone about a year later. It still winds me up all these years later thinking about it and I regret not taking it further despite his advice.
By:
kingfisher 23
When: 21 Jan 10 15:30
bloody hell burt thats terrible the old rubber glove :(
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 21 Jan 10 15:31
no they didn't go that far it was just a bend over and touch your toes
By:
Tony Broke
When: 21 Jan 10 16:00
i sent sarah, the violinist from arcade fire, an email on her other my space group site, she wont even marry me for some reason even tho i love arcade fire and her bowing...
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:01
BURT YOU MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BADEE,I BET YOU DIDNT HAVE A WHITE SHIRT AND A TIE ON
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:03
YOU DIDNT WEAR A HOODY TO YOUR CHRIS DO DID YOUNMAS
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 21 Jan 10 16:04
well I did actually and a brand new double breasted suit. perhaps I looked too much like Don Corleone.
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:08
I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT FROM WORK AND THE NEIGHBOUR TOOK MY GATEPOST DOWN AND KNOCKED OUR COMMUNIAL WALL DOWN,WHICH WE BOTH PAID FOR,SO HE COULD HAVE AN EXTENTION BUILT,HE NEVER TOLD ME ,JUST DID IT,HE BUILT ANOTHER WALL ,AFTER I ASKED BUT BUILT IT ON MY SIDE SO HE HAD LOADS OF ROOM ACCESS
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:11
PAID THE ELECTRICIAN UP FRONT FOR A JOB IN MY SHOP,HE STARTED SHOUTING AT ME WHEN I WENT IN THE PUB LOOKING FOR HIM AFTER 3 WEEKS TO SEE WHEN HE WAS GOING TO START THE JOB,
By:
plainlazy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:14
i live in haiti and all my relations are dead an i have only one limb left.

sorry to here about all your bad experiences
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:14
GIRL ON MARKETTOOK OVER HUNDRED POUNDS WORTH OF FASION GOODS OFF ME ON MARKET,AND CHEQUE BOUNCED,I SEEN HER WALKIONG DOWN ROAD ON A SUNNY DAY WITH ALL MY FASHION GOODS ON ,DRESSED TO KILL ,I STOPPED THE CAR AND TOLD HER I WANTED MY MONEY,SHE TOLD ME NEVER TO STOP HER AGAIN ,IM STILL WAITING 10 YEARS LATER TO BE PAID
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:15
THATS RIGHT BE LIKE THE REST MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 21 Jan 10 16:17
you don't have much luck do you?
By:
Ovalman.
When: 21 Jan 10 16:20
Burt, similar story from my mate. Police grabbed him for no apparent reason and roughed him up - he went to the police station to make a complaint, the sergeant who roughed him up in the first place took him into a cell and knocked his front teeth out as well as bruising him all over.

My mate took this to the high court where the judge ruled he made everything up and must have been in a fist fight with someone else. The lies spouted by the baastard was unbelievable but the judge obviously didn't want to create a stir and believed every word he said.

He too got an MBE or similar.

He ended up out of pocket over the whole experience as well, I'm sure you would have too. Its one rule for them and another for us.
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 21 Jan 10 16:24
they never hurt me despite one of their collegues being decked, i was just annoyed that they did not have the b@lls to apologise and admit their mistake and leave it to this poor desk sergeant.
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 16:27
OVALMAN ITS NOT AS BAD AS GETTING HANGED WHEN INNOCENT,
SOMETIMES YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME.IF IT HAPPENS TO YOU ,YOUVE SAVED SOMEONE ELSE FROM THE EXPERIENCE

THE POLICE DO THEIR BEST ,THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH DEADLEGS EVERYDAY,I WATCH THE POLICE ON NIGHTWATCH THERE OK MAINLY,ITS ONLY WHEN YOUR NAUTY THERES PROBLEMS,OR IF YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME
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