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I have soiled myself three times in the last 2 years, once at work, once in the Venetian after an all you can eat sushi buffet and once just this Sunday whilst playing football manager. Is this about average for a two year sample window? I'm convinced it's standard, but my girlfriend and workmates say otherwise. If it makes any difference to your analysis I am 35 years old.
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you should get your bowels checked. most probably just irritable bowel syndrome, but there is always a possibility of a tumour. If you get it early a little op and a bit of chemo should sort you out
Thinly veiled 'I've got a girlfriend and a job' fred IMO
"Yep, definitely sounds like bowel cancer to me."
Really? :( I've always had very regular movements - 4 times a day, but with bad hangovers and raw fish it just seems to have a mind of it's own.
Really? :( I've always had very regular movements - 4 times a day, but with bad hangovers and raw fish it just seems to have a mind of it's own.
4 times a day? :0 irritable bowel syndrome it is
I always thought such a regular schedule on the throne would reduce the prospect of bowel cancer?
Mind you - I do eat a lot of food to be fair.
Mind you - I do eat a lot of food to be fair.
yeah - I get a lot of gas. Not really any stomach cramps though, and no pain.
yes - got large shouders so 14st probably about right for me.
Getting caught on a golf course is the worst thing
tbh thats the least of your worries. Squatting in agony in broad daylight isn't that pleasant, and the remaining holes are excrutiating
You know your own body best, but 5' 11" and 14st would be well out of range on the standard BMI charts
I'm 5'11 and 11.5st and I'm towards the upper end of the 'ideal' bit on the BMI chart. Mental IMO
5 11" and 14 stone..... that is pretty hefty to be fair. Big shoulders or not.
Yep - I know 14st would be way off on BMI, but when I was that weight about 5 years ago, I looked pretty slim and was playing football twice a week and pretty fit. Perhaps my scales are screwed, or I have mercury for blood :( I've always been heaviest in class/heaviest in peer group no matter whether I am in shape or out of shape at the time. :(
Feel like I am back at school. Discussion on my bowel movements has turned into poke fun at fatty :D
well it has been mentioned. it is not normal and go see your gp
I concur. 4 times a day not normal. Any more than twice or having days that you don't cr*p at all are both reasons to get checked out by the quack. Changing diet will probably do it.
For what it's worth, it's not normal to cr*p your pants at all either.
For what it's worth, it's not normal to cr*p your pants at all either.
at 17 stone you might be carrying several pounds of rotting undigested food at any time. so gas, and the occasional accident is probably par for the course.
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I have soiled myself three times in the last 2 years,
How can you possibly think this is norma? Potty training is at around 18 months.
How can you possibly think this is norma? Potty training is at around 18 months.
Call me old fashioned, but if I shat myself everytime I ate raw fish I wouldn't eat raw fish.
or perhaps introduce 'hard sports' into your relationship?
I love chocolate eclairs, but I wouldn't sh1t myself for one.
I'm actually going to a sushi buffet tonight, so I shall report developments in the morning.
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