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I have soiled myself three times in the last 2 years, once at work, once in the Venetian after an all you can eat sushi buffet and once just this Sunday whilst playing football manager. Is this about average for a two year sample window? I'm convinced it's standard, but my girlfriend and workmates say otherwise. If it makes any difference to your analysis I am 35 years old.
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you should get your bowels checked. most probably just irritable bowel syndrome, but there is always a possibility of a tumour. If you get it early a little op and a bit of chemo should sort you out
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BTW it is not normal
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Yep, definitely sounds like bowel cancer to me.
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And I should know, I'm a trained chef.
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Thinly veiled 'I've got a girlfriend and a job' fred IMO
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the girlfriend and job bits are lies (nap)
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"Yep, definitely sounds like bowel cancer to me."
Really? :( I've always had very regular movements - 4 times a day, but with bad hangovers and raw fish it just seems to have a mind of it's own. |
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4 times a day? :0 irritable bowel syndrome it is
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I always thought such a regular schedule on the throne would reduce the prospect of bowel cancer?
Mind you - I do eat a lot of food to be fair. |
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4 times a day = IBS
Go get your bum looked into |
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do you get regular stomach cramps or gas?
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yeah - I get a lot of gas. Not really any stomach cramps though, and no pain.
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How much do you weigh/height?
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5 foot 11, 17 stone
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Thats quite heavy tbf
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yes - got large shouders so 14st probably about right for me.
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Getting caught on a golf course is the worst thing
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Yes - I can imagine. All those smart clothes as well.
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tbh thats the least of your worries. Squatting in agony in broad daylight isn't that pleasant, and the remaining holes are excrutiating
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You know your own body best, but 5' 11" and 14st would be well out of range on the standard BMI charts
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I'm 5'11 and 11.5st and I'm towards the upper end of the 'ideal' bit on the BMI chart. Mental IMO
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5 11" and 14 stone..... that is pretty hefty to be fair. Big shoulders or not.
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Yep - I know 14st would be way off on BMI, but when I was that weight about 5 years ago, I looked pretty slim and was playing football twice a week and pretty fit. Perhaps my scales are screwed, or I have mercury for blood :( I've always been heaviest in class/heaviest in peer group no matter whether I am in shape or out of shape at the time. :(
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Feel like I am back at school. Discussion on my bowel movements has turned into poke fun at fatty :D
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well it has been mentioned. it is not normal and go see your gp
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I concur. 4 times a day not normal. Any more than twice or having days that you don't cr*p at all are both reasons to get checked out by the quack. Changing diet will probably do it.
For what it's worth, it's not normal to cr*p your pants at all either. |
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at 17 stone you might be carrying several pounds of rotting undigested food at any time. so gas, and the occasional accident is probably par for the course.
^ weightist reported |
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I have soiled myself three times in the last 2 years,
How can you possibly think this is norma? Potty training is at around 18 months. |
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Call me old fashioned, but if I shat myself everytime I ate raw fish I wouldn't eat raw fish.
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Cant you just put a bung in?
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or perhaps introduce 'hard sports' into your relationship?
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I love raw fish though.
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I love chocolate eclairs, but I wouldn't sh1t myself for one.
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I'm actually going to a sushi buffet tonight, so I shall report developments in the morning.
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Think this thread title should be...javas lava
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