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Canaletto .
21 Jan 10 11:49
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Just returned from a trip to the Maldives. Very nice Island we went to and one you would not expect the Benidorm brigade to frequent.

However on the way out there was this big chap who had a fecking huge tattoo on his neck and a wife who looked like a tramp. They had this kid who cried for 8 out of 11 hours on the flight and fcuked about for the other 3.

One small bloke , perfectly respectable about 40 said something and Mr Tattoo went wild on the plane and threatened to smash his face in etc etc. Guess what they were on the same Island; mine and on the evening of the day we landed, Mr Tattoo went over to the small guy in the sand bar and mouthed off again. Little guy got up and lamped Mr Tattoo as hard as I have ever seen anyone be hit and left him lying there in the sand and went back to his drink!

This is the Maldives ffs!!!!
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Report bergenboy • January 21, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
good to hear. what island were you on?
always god when a bully gets a good seeing to
Report The Leopard • January 21, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
What happened when Mr Tatoo got up...?
Report what do i do now? • January 21, 2010 11:57 AM GMT
INGERLUND INGERLUND INGERLUUUUUUUUUND.

funny, though, that the big fella had tattoos and that gives the impression that he is gonna be an 'orrible cant.

yet everybody these days seems to want to have a tattoo. even the wimmin. pretty, 20 something doris gets some disgusting pattern on the base of her back - WHY?
Report The Leopard • January 21, 2010 11:57 AM GMT
If Mr Tatoo pressed charges....that could be 1 year in a Maldive jail....
Report afterjacko. • January 21, 2010 12:02 PM GMT
Brits abroad :(
Report Child of the Rafalution • January 21, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
that could be 1 year in a Maldive jail....

sounds like a bit fo a touch to me :)
Report Canaletto . • January 21, 2010 12:16 PM GMT
Let me put a little more meat on the bone.

It was Bandos and the small guy didn't say anything about the crying just the fact the kid was allowed to play around so much when he wasn't and his parents just didn't give a toss. He got on the nerves of all of us.

On the speedboat over Tattoo and his wife were still being offensive and our little man and his wife ignored them.

The punch happened in the sandbar before dinner and there were only about 6 people in there plus me and my wife. Two waiters. Mr Tattoo gobbed off then sat down with his drink and continued. Little man then said why doesn't he drop it and then Tattoo gor up and went up to him. That is when little man got up and gave him a snorter then sat down again. The rest of us were shocked, even tatto's wife who you would expect to have gone mental. However the sound of the punch was huge and I think Mr and Mrs Tattoo just knew this guy was something special. He was so calm! (Wasn't me btw!)
Report cjhornet • January 21, 2010 12:33 PM GMT
Went to Maldives year and a half ago, loads of Chavs on holiday out there. Fortunately not on our island, but its an Exclusive / Exotic holiday destination but actually quite affordable in the cheaper resorts/islands.. Therefore its a magnet for chavs...
Report The Magic Flea • January 21, 2010 12:35 PM GMT
the evils of cheap package holidays
Report Swiss Franc • January 21, 2010 12:38 PM GMT
what do i do now? 21 Jan 12:57
INGERLUND INGERLUND INGERLUUUUUUUUUND.

funny, though, that the big fella had tattoos and that gives the impression that he is gonna be an 'orrible cant.

yet everybody these days seems to want to have a tattoo. even the wimmin. pretty, 20 something doris gets some disgusting pattern on the base of her back - WHY?

its called a TRAMP STAMP.........
Report Facts • January 21, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
lol ! - how true.
Report bergenboy • January 21, 2010 1:19 PM GMT
or its called a target, depending on how classy the female is.....
Report what do i do now? • January 21, 2010 1:37 PM GMT
swissy - facking ola, son.

how u diddling?

conkers done in flopsy, but bean saves the day!!!!! check the charts - i just bought it and it printed all time highs! fack knows how much a mars bars gonna be now.

back to ze fred - yes tramp stamp. thats the ticket.
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