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Had a cup of tea and a prawn sarny. Thinking about calling in a bomb scare or something.
Ideas anyone?
Ideas anyone?
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"1/2 hour to kill in Morrisons."
Clue's in the title, imo.
Clue's in the title, imo.
choose someone at random and follow them around the shop and copy everything they put in their trolley
Go to the stack of tinned beans. Select the tin on the bottom corner nearest the aisle.
go and ask a young gormless assistant for a pot of elbow grease
go and add a few extra items to peoples shopping trollies like an extra large family pack of condoms
My guess to the original question would be 70-80 members of the public plus at least 12 staff. Good luck.
OK, chicken sh@gged, johnnies in three baskets and four dead or dying at customer 'services'.
Might only make the regional news so only those of you in Somerset (with electricity) will be able to see the carnage.
Might only make the regional news so only those of you in Somerset (with electricity) will be able to see the carnage.
Hang round the checkouts and sneak jars of vaseline and packets of condoms in to peoples trolleys and baskets, especially the elderly.
Oh well, done that I see! I'm all out of ideas unless any jews or muslims are in then it's pork chops at the ready.
Anyone visiting Morrisons in Taunton should probably avoid the mayonaisse now.
The Finns are much better at this sort of thing. Last month one killed five in Espoo and was back home again in three minutes. Where he killed himself.
Announce over the tannoy that the kosher and halal pork is now half price
Fill a trolley up and go to checkout in the basket only aisle. When they refuse to allow you through leave the trolley there and repeat.
Where do you live?
Espoo.
I'll be the judge of that, just tell me.
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Espoo.
I'll be the judge of that, just tell me.
hahahahahaaaaa
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Walk up to a female (or male if you're inclined) and ask them if they're for sale, adding a knowing wink for extre effect.
announce over the tannoy you have also lost your friend Ivor Biggun
Ask them if they can "Taste the difference" between your helmet and some rotten brie, before having it explained to you that that's Sainsbury's brand.
You could simply kill a member of staff, strip them and put on their uniform, hide the body in the frozen meat isle and then run amok with the price gun.
alternatively buy the chicken i licked and repeatedly stamped on!
ask a member of staff who looks new and a bit slow if they can go find you some chicken milk. they will.
Leave something quite identifiably your own on a shelf. Go back to it and furtively 'nick' it.
Make sure you are 'seen' by staff.
Make sure you are 'seen' by staff.
I'll go down and have look LOL living in the (un)fair town of Taunton meself. Give copies of FHM and Nuts if they do them to kids!!!
Do actually remember when it was Safeways on MOrrisons site and some OAP couple bought what they thought was The Pyjama Game DVD in the bargain bucket only for it to be some Italiano p.orno flick.
Do actually remember when it was Safeways on MOrrisons site and some OAP couple bought what they thought was The Pyjama Game DVD in the bargain bucket only for it to be some Italiano p.orno flick.
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