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18 Jan 10
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100% of them, that is all.
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A man was riding his motorbike along a California beach when suddenly in a booming voice God said "Because you have been faithfull to me in all ways I will grant you one wish!"
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii!" said the man.
God says "That's an enormous task to build over an ocean, it will use up all the steel and concrete in the world. I can do it but it's hard to justify, is there anything else you can think of instead that I could do to help mankind?"
The man thought for a while, then said, "I wish all men could understand women. I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment, why she cries; what she means when she say's nothing is wrong and how can I make her truly happy"
God pauses, then replies "Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge" ?
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii!" said the man.
God says "That's an enormous task to build over an ocean, it will use up all the steel and concrete in the world. I can do it but it's hard to justify, is there anything else you can think of instead that I could do to help mankind?"
The man thought for a while, then said, "I wish all men could understand women. I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment, why she cries; what she means when she say's nothing is wrong and how can I make her truly happy"
God pauses, then replies "Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge" ?
I have heard it before, your highness, probably from you - but it still makes me smile :)
Annie in a 'I'm not like other women' claim shocker.
She isn't like other women, she hasn't tried to attack me with any sharp objects yet.
We have an understanding - I keep making her chuckle and she doesn't have me killed to death.
no woman is ever "like other women" but they are really
Yep they will be all nice.... then one day for no reason whatsoever.... BOOM crazy town.
You know if I was a girly, I'm not totally sure that this forum would be my number one hunting ground for a husband.
lol looking for a husband , us women aint that bloody sad
I've found woman dont like being called ugly... :|
I see the charm school has let the class out early tonight.
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