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Huggy
18 Jan 10 08:08
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When you get on a bus,and there is no double seats seats left you are left with the decision of who do you sit next to.
a decision has to be made in less than five seconds,so who will it be.

1 the young blonde,with the open blouse.
2 the milf, with the open blouse.
3 the ugly women
4 the ugly man
5 the chav
6
7

I normally take the safe route and go upstairs.
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Report DaveEdwards • January 18, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
Haven't caught a bus for a few years, but it would be 2 - The milf everytime!
Report Paulie Walnuts • January 18, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
That's the correct answer DaveEdwards.
Report DaveEdwards • January 18, 2010 8:57 AM GMT
I can remember catching a bus at Churchill Square in Brighton one day. The bus was absolutely packed except for a full double seat that hadn't been taken. I thought it was a little odd, but went to sit down.

To my horror there was a bag lady sat infront of me who had the scabbiest head I have ever seen. Before I had a chance to move someone sat next to me and I was trapped. All of her hair was matted together with the skin that had left her head. I was on the verge of being sick the whole journey home. The smell was unbelievably bad.

She didn't qualify as a milf!
Report Big Charlie • January 18, 2010 9:41 AM GMT
Get on a bus ?

Good god, there are some common people on here.
Report travelling_man.. • January 18, 2010 9:43 AM GMT
Thanks for sharing that DaveEdwards. I was just about to bite into a bacon and egg roll :(
Report Child of the Rafalution • January 18, 2010 10:03 AM GMT
travelling man..

are you the horrific murderer from John Connolly's Novel 'Every Dead Thing' ? if so your a horrible ******* imo!
Report crescit • January 18, 2010 10:23 AM GMT
horseman 16 Jan 22:09
Keeping the tone of Jockey wilons recent feceal delights i was wondering what places people have just "had to go" when caughtt short.

I had a turd on the back of a bus once (in a carrier bag) when i simply couldnt hold it in any longer.The bus was quite busy as well but i was on the back seat and just kind of mad eit look like i was sitting there as i defecated into the bag.Not an easy task.

Over to you chit chitchatters



Absolutely anywhere except next to horseman imo
Report kingfisher 23 • January 18, 2010 10:54 AM GMT
DaveEdwards 18 Jan 09:57


I can remember catching a bus at Churchill Square in Brighton one day. The bus was absolutely packed except for a full double seat that hadn't been taken. I thought it was a little odd, but went to sit down.

To my horror there was a bag lady sat infront of me who had the scabbiest head I have ever seen. Before I had a chance to move someone sat next to me and I was trapped. All of her hair was matted together with the skin that had left her head. I was on the verge of being sick the whole journey home. The smell was unbelievably bad.

She didn't qualify as a milf!

Was it the 700?
Report DaveEdwards • January 18, 2010 11:27 AM GMT
I can't remember now Kingfisher. It was the route that went up to Fiveways.

Moved back up north a while back.
Report crescit • January 18, 2010 11:30 AM GMT
kingfisher, was it yourself who had a friend in the recoveries business?
Report donemyconkers • January 18, 2010 11:32 AM GMT
Stand, ideally in a place where you can survey the whole bus.

This means you can look down both tops, s**n at the ugly woman and keep an eye out so not to get stabbed by the Chav.
Report kingfisher 23 • January 18, 2010 12:02 PM GMT
it was mate
Report shergarburger • January 18, 2010 12:02 PM GMT
the first realisation that i was old came when a young girl offered me her seat on a tube train. i refused of course even though i was dying to sit down.
Report backtolay • January 18, 2010 1:37 PM GMT
Every bus I've been on you have a choice of sitting next to.

1. Old Lady who stinks of**
2. Drunken old guy who stinks of** and wants to be your pal
3. Crusty looking hippy who's hair is crawling
4. Teenage mum with loads of brats and loads of Farmfoods bags
5. Gang of chavvy kids up the back annoying everyone
Report crescit • January 18, 2010 2:24 PM GMT
kingfisher, he interested?
Report kingfisher 23 • January 18, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
said he wouldnt touch it with a stolen one, sorry.
Report Andy Murray • January 18, 2010 2:31 PM GMT
be quite funny to walk upto the back and sit in the middle of the chavs
Report crescit • January 18, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
ok mate, thanks for asking
Report Asparagus Man • January 18, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
2 for me
Report Phil Lynott • January 18, 2010 8:19 PM GMT
How young is young?
Report Almagro is a no no • January 18, 2010 8:21 PM GMT
Every bus I've been on you have a choice of sitting next to.

1. Old Lady who stinks of ****
2. Drunken old guy who stinks of **** and wants to be your pal
3. Crusty looking hippy who's hair is crawling
4. Teenage mum with loads of brats and loads of Farmfoods bags
5. Gang of chavvy kids up the back annoying everyone



was about to say the same
Report Guybrush Threepwood • January 18, 2010 8:47 PM GMT
I like to sit next to the person wearing the burka.
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