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Big Charlie 18 Jan 01:07
Years ago I said to my mrs 'Our sex life is sh1te, it needs spicing up.'
'What do you suggest ?' she asked
I said 'If you were to errr...you know....shave... it could get me going?'
'Okay' she said, and went to the khazi.
Came out half an hour later with a bald facking head.
Is your Missus still bald or has the hair grown back? Im curious to find out why you insisted on asking your missus to shave her head off?
Years ago I said to my mrs 'Our sex life is sh1te, it needs spicing up.'
'What do you suggest ?' she asked
I said 'If you were to errr...you know....shave... it could get me going?'
'Okay' she said, and went to the khazi.
Came out half an hour later with a bald facking head.
Is your Missus still bald or has the hair grown back? Im curious to find out why you insisted on asking your missus to shave her head off?
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come on, nae need fer that
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im just asking an honest question pal.........
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well
to be honest i've found sinead o'connor to be attractive, and that wasn't even me thinking women should have long hair, i've always found her attractive |
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i remember setting out once to crop down the wifes "downstairs beard",however i found the bedroom a totally unsuitable place to be trying to start an alligator saw!
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was the wife's downstairs beard, your accidental follow through?
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i do have numerous tales of following through during,before and after coitus!........in fact the signs were there for her when i damped my kecks at our wedding reception trying to dance to "oops upside your head"........more like "oops inside my kecks!
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armchair jockey..........
on a night out you must be a laugh for good company........... but other then that you dont half talk some sh1t |
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unknown.......you have me just about in a nutshell pal!
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thats what this forum is about! IMAGINATION
Hence why i like reading your posts! |
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unknown007 is right
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do you look like jockey wilson? it's always fun to chat to someone uglier than you, so you can catch the glimpse of a bird coming in the pub, knowing she won't look at yer mate
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as i have already said......this is not fantasy!......it is all true ,real recollections!........i do not resemble jocky wilson at all!....i am 32 years old and have had bowel problems for 10 years,...i know some of what im telling you seems improbable...but believe me..i was there..it happened!..........only thing is, from where im usually crouching, its not that much fun!
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punterfleecer 18 Jan 01:56
do you look like jockey wilson? it's always fun to chat to someone uglier than you, so you can catch the glimpse of a bird coming in the pub, knowing she won't look at yer mate LOL classic |
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its becoming rather alarming ,how many threads are starting off on another topic and being turned into "jockey wilson sh1ts himself" threads!,ive had warnings before!,not sure that the betfair police will like this!
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as for birds not looking at me!.......i never get anywhere with them, until i let slip how i was unbeatable in the 3 legged race at school, running on my own!!!!!!
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he's a true fisher him, he's fae kirkcaldy, my ex lived in craigfoot walk, good old days, but no point hinging aboot wae a bird just cos the family has a big house, so I split up
fun though, but such is life |
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am gonna go listen to a tune and go to ma bed and carry on with mundane life wae hmrc tomorrow
god bless! |
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ffs.....ive been talking with the taxman!!!!!!!!!!
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yea ye have
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armchair jockey wilson!! 18 Jan 02:16
ffs.....ive been talking with the taxman!!!!!!!!!! LOL |
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well am off to bed, night night lovely doveys!
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both you lads cracked me up 2nite
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a good effing let off eh? ;)
night night |
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night all!.........sweet dreams!
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Jockey ? were u doing that oops upside yout head, sitting on the floor dance ?
foook me me ur arse cheeks must have been coverered.... |