Question for the Ladies on here

STEADY HAND REQUIRED

no wnaking-strengthened wrist imo

there are no ladies on chit chat

redbag :p

without fail,Mrs Hackman always cuts it between 30 and 40 degrees to the perpendicular.Is it a female thing?

btw Big Charlie will be along later to ask what an unsliced loaf is imo.

slartybartfastwomen do w a n k, you know

soz annie i forgot about you :p

ffs Annie.I start a thread about cutting bread and within 5 minutes you get to w a n k ing.Haven't you got some ironing to do or some children to feed?

Or some w a n k to mop up?

women need to strum sometimes

Doughbags

Gene, I did not start the w a n k i n g, slartybartfast did. I do not iron and I have no children.

there are no ladies on chit chatThat's not true.I enquired on here about what is the best mix for bricklaying mortar, and got more replies from the ladies than the men.

annie. 15 Jan 15:12 Gene, I did not start the w a n k i n g, slartybartfast did. I do not iron and I have no children. my kinda woman :x

:)

annie. you may not have started w-a-n-k-ing, but you have instigated it!I'll get me coat

I'll get me coator a tissue?

:^0 can i watch

The tissues are in my coat pocket!!!!

Typical. Chit Chat is cracking one off whilst Gene Hackman is still looking glumly at the shambles of a cheese and pickle sandwich his wife made.

It's the best thing since sliced bread, HRH.

lol, your highness :) 7/10

redbag 15 Jan 15:27 :^0 can i watchActually, men would learn a lot if they did watch a woman masturbating - it would make them better lovers.

The reason women can't cut bread straight is probably due to a lifetime of lies about measurements and angles from blokes!

My 6 year old son burst ito the bedroom one night during rumpy, and started shouting I WANNA WATCH, we got him a Timex.