DOES THE ESKIMO GOVERNMENT

Snow joke

they insulate their igloo for free apparently.

Do Eskimoo yoofs end every sentence with 'innuit'? :_|

DO THEIR SLEDGE WAYS GET GRITTED

DO THEY HAVE GREEN HOUSES TO GROW THEIR VEGITABLES

DOES THE ESKIMO DOCTOR SAY THEIR TIMEWASTERS WHEN THEY COME WITH A COLD

HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS SRING IF THERES NO DAFFODILS

THERES NOT MANY ON HERE WHOS STUDIED THE LIFE AND WAYS OF ESKIMOES

DO ESKIMO TRADESMEN MEN NOT IMMIGRATE TO BRITAIN ,AS THERES NO CALL FOR IGLOOS AND WHALE BLUBBERERS

HOW DO THE BINMEN EMPTY THE WHEELEY BINS IF ITS ALWAYS ICY

YOU WOULDNT GET ME SEAL HUNTING ON A COLD DAY,IF I HAD TEN KIDS AND A MOANING WIFE

off the wagon DoWah ?

WHEN THE ESKIMO WANTS A BIT OF HANKY PANKY WITH HIS WIFE,DOES HE SAY LET ME HAVE A BIT OF HANKY PANKY,AND I WILL GO AND FISH YOU A PENGUIN TOMORROW IF YOU CONSENT

CAPT F YES IM ON A HIGH MY MAM HAS GONE OUT ,WITH THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHOPPING AND IM BOSS IN THE HOUSE

nice 1 get Jeremy Kyle on ITV+1

I saw a documentary the other day where Eskimos were hunting polar bears. They cut a hole in the ice and scattered peas around the edge.

Then when the bear came along for a pea they kicked him in the ice hole.

NOT GOT ITV +1

lucky

dowah, you should know there are no penguins in the northen hemisphere. the eskimo would have to travel a long way to fish one

That's not the reason they dont eat penguins tho. It's cos their fingers are so cold they can't get the wrappers off................

I'll get my coat.

^^ that's polar bears, no polar bears in the Northern Hemisphere. Plenty of penguins - I saw 30 at Chester Zoo.

that be them southern eskimos

HOW SHOULD I KNOW THERES NO PENGUINS IN ESKIMO LAND,I VE NEVER GONE LOOKING FOR PENGUINS

HOW SHOULD I KNOW THERES NO PENGUINS IN ESKIMO LAND,I VE NEVER GONE LOOKING FOR PENGUINS

Ah, but they might come looking for you.

ONLY IF WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK,AND THERE ON

lol, paddy mayne

One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, "Mom? Am I a polar bear?"

"Well of course son!"

The cub replied, "Youre sure I'm not a panda bear or a black bear?"

"No, of course not. Now run outside and play."

But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.

The cub asks, "Dad, am I a polar bear?"

"Why of course son!" the papa polar bear gruffly replies.

The cub continues, "I don't have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?"

"No son. I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?"

"Because I'm freezing"

DO WAH , IF THEY LIT THEIR FIRES IN THEIR IGLOOS THEY WOULD HAVE NO ROOF MATE , OR IF THEIOR IGLOO WAS ON A FROZEN LAKE THEY WOULD FALL THROUGH INTO THE WATER ...THEY ARE BEST JUST KILLING THE POLAR BEARS FOR THEIR FUR FOR COATS AND BLANKETS M8.

IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A REAL FIRE,YOU CAN BUY IMITATION FIRES NOW

:) Ovalman

WOULDN'T THEY NEED A LONG,LONG,LONG LEAD WAY OUT THERE ON THE ICE FOR ONE OF THEM ?

ITS ESKIMO LAND YOU WOULD NEED A BATTERY OPERATED IMMITATION FIRE

AND WHEN THE BATTERIES WEAR DOWN ,YOU COULD WARM THEM NEAR THE FIRE

DOES AN IMITATION BATTERY OPERATED FIRE GIVE OFF HEAT ?

The vast majority of Inniut no longer live on the ice, but in 'settlements' on land. Apparently they spend most of their time in alcoholic stupors and are hopeless gamblers................. sound familiar?

DESMOND I MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM,I THOUGHT THE INNUITS THAT YOU TALKED ABOUT WERE HOODIES THAT STAND ON CORNERS SAYING INNIT

DESMOND I MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM,I THOUGHT THE INNUITS THAT YOU TALKED ABOUT WERE HOODIES THAT STAND ON CORNERS SAYING INNIT