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I posted this earlier on racing forum- thought i'd share here
Trevor had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years, so he eventually decided to go and see a doctor.
The doctor said, 'Trevor, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles.'
Trevor was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the tailor, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'
Trevor laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Trevor tried on the suit and it fitted perfectly.
As Trevor admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Trevor thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The tailor eyed Trevor and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Trevor was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Trevor tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Trevor walked comfortably around the shop and then the tailor asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Trevor thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'
The tailor said, 'Let's see... size 36.
Trevor laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'
The tailor shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
Trevor had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years, so he eventually decided to go and see a doctor.
The doctor said, 'Trevor, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles.'
Trevor was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the tailor, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'
Trevor laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Trevor tried on the suit and it fitted perfectly.
As Trevor admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Trevor thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The tailor eyed Trevor and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Trevor was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Trevor tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Trevor walked comfortably around the shop and then the tailor asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Trevor thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'
The tailor said, 'Let's see... size 36.
Trevor laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'
The tailor shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
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6.... :(
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Would of been an 8 if it was'nt 40 years old.
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Never heard it before
the west Norfolk jury votes 8 |
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na na na na na na gigglebiz
na na na na na na ho na na na na na na gigglebiz na na na na here we go |
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5169932/Did-Clement-Freud-tell-the-funniest-joke-ever-told.html
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only 3 out of 10 from me
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DStyle 13 Jan 14:12
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5169932/Did-Clement-Freud-tell-the-funniest-joke-ever-told.html The 'jokes' ion the comments are the worst I've ever head, and that includes those **ing cat jokes |
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i looked for my top score - how sad is that :(
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