A little girl was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour looked over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you doing?"
"My goldfish died,"the little girl said with tears in her eyes, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
The little girl patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f......g cat."