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12 Jan 10
13:46
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Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the
plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly.
'Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane
as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't
handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose
bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of
the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
'Any idea where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where
we crashed last year.'
They managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the
plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly.
'Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane
as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't
handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose
bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of
the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
'Any idea where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where
we crashed last year.'
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:D classic
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But 8/10.......Possibly the best advertised joke i've ever read on here. :^0
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distraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow.he prays to god for help.a woman appears,puts her arms over his icey cows.they immediately defrost.thank you said the gratefulll farmer,are you an angel sent by god?no says the woman,i am thora herd!
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little boy and little girl in the bath little boy says i"am going to duck you little says you"ve got no chance you cant even say properly
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:^0 to OP
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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home,however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife went absolutely berserk and stayed in a mood for hours. After 7 days of swearing and screaming, his wife paused for breath and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?"..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday,the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. :^0 |
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8/10 dannyho :)
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still laughing :)
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any particular theme to the sort of jokes you like annie?
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beating men up :^0
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Still smiling at that joke, dannyho - but I noticed no male posters find it funny!
I suppose, crescit, that I find the jokes that have a gentle dig at men the most funny :) |
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:^0 at Flea
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