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Huggy
08 Jan 10 21:54
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A man who got his**stuck in a pipe was freed by firefighters using a metal grinder
A man who went to casualty with his**stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's**out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's**and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his**was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
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Report rustyboy • January 8, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
old news.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • January 8, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
ive removed the bandages this evening!....feels better already!
Report d13phe • January 8, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
one of the funniest stories i have ever read this

it was in the paper this week
Report Crisp77 • January 8, 2010 9:59 PM GMT
No wonder he had an erection with all those saucy nurses and hunky firemen around.
Report garlicbread • January 8, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
Probably slipped whilst welding.
Report yorky • January 8, 2010 10:41 PM GMT
just read something similar on horse racing forum, jeez for one minute i though it was .............. my tin pipe
Report kallisking • January 8, 2010 10:42 PM GMT
Cardboard better for **!ng as it soaks up the spooge afterwards leaving no mess
Report Lee Ho Fooks • January 9, 2010 11:48 AM GMT
"can you give me something for the bruising but leave the swelling"
Report BillKiller • January 9, 2010 12:01 PM GMT
Has this bloke got a donkey by any chance?
Report kingfisher 23 • January 9, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
heard this earlier but only caught the tail end
Report Joe Jordan • January 9, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
Seems he was just checking its radius before sending his pet Rat up it ..
Report TiptheOdds • January 9, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
was it a hoover?
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