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A man who got his**stuck in a pipe was freed by firefighters using a metal grinder
A man who went to casualty with his**stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's**out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's**and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his**was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
A man who got his**stuck in a pipe was freed by firefighters using a metal grinder
A man who went to casualty with his**stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's**out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's**and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his**was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
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old news.
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one of the funniest stories i have ever read this
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ive removed the bandages this evening!....feels better already!
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No wonder he had an erection with all those saucy nurses and hunky firemen around.
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Probably slipped whilst welding.
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just read something similar on horse racing forum, jeez for one minute i though it was .............. my tin pipe
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Cardboard better for **!ng as it soaks up the spooge afterwards leaving no mess
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"can you give me something for the bruising but leave the swelling"
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Has this bloke got a donkey by any chance?
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heard this earlier but only caught the tail end
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Seems he was just checking its radius before sending his pet Rat up it ..
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was it a hoover?
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